Isildur, a novel (in Fanfiction)
…But now our neighbors are our friends. And we Eredrim have not been idle. We number nearer a hundred thousands now, and we have villages in every bay of the…
…But now our neighbors are our friends. And we Eredrim have not been idle. We number nearer a hundred thousands now, and we have villages in every bay of the…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…Originally the numbers had to be written in the duodecimal number system (based on the number 12 instead of the number 10). That’s why there are digits for 10 and…
…but handed back the stupidly pink cell phone to Arwen. Arwen squealed with delight and immediately made the phone start playing “Every Time” by Brittany Spears. “Stop that confounded music,…
…Unwin, London, 1981. Hein, Rolland. Christian Mythmakers: Lewis, L’Engle, Tolkien and Others. Cornerstone Press, Chicago, 1998. Helms, Randel. Tolkien and the Silmarils. Thames and Hudson, London, 1981. Helms, Randel. Tolkien’s…
…Wayne G. and Christina Scull. J.R.R. Tolkien: Artist & Illustrator. HarperCollins, London, 1995. Harvey, David. The Song of Middle-earth: J.R.R. Tolkien’s Themes, Symbols and Myths. Allen and Unwin, London, 1981….
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…Sam in a boat) *** ELROND: Reason number 567 why you shouldn’t marry Aragorn: I don’t like him. ARWEN: I had not noticed. ELROND: Reason number 4,109 why you shouldn’t…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…Hobbit Verse versus Tolkien’s Poem. Bold, Alan. pp. 137-153 IN: Giddings, Robert (ed.); J. R. R. Tolkien: This Far Land. London; Totowa, NJ: Vision; Barnes & Noble; 1983. J. R….