Seeing as Yavanna is a realm of foodies (especially food containing chocolate), I thought of compiling a choice of recipes from some of the regions and races of ME. Some of these I have previously submitted to Pippin’s Recipe Box, but others will be appearing here for the very first time! The styles of cuisine found all over ME and enjoyed by the different races were as varied as the races and regions themselves. Hobbits loved fresh produce, vegies, meats and game, full flavoured, though lightly spiced. The Haradrim, on the other hand, enjoyed many a fiery spice in their cooking. Elves enjoyed delicate flavours, Dwarves, spit-roasted beast, with fruit and wine glazes. Different races, different regions, a rich variety of cuisines, so let’s go on a culinary excursion and sample some treats!
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The first is a spicy little delicacy from the Haradrim that is already available in Pippin’s Recipe Box, but one I enjoy so much that I thought it needed repeating here.
Haradrim Spicy Potatoes
Servings: 3 – 4
Preparation time: 30 – 45 mins including cooking time
Difficulty: Intermediate
Description: A spicy vegetarian wet dish, filling suppertime fare for on the road.
Ingredients:
1 tsp. whole cumin seed
1 tsp. turmeric
1 tsp. minced ginger
400g tomato puree
250 – 400ml vegetable stock
4 large (2-3cm diced) potatoes
Vegetable oil for frying
Instructions:
In a large frying pan, gently brown the cumin seeds in oil. Add ginger and stir in for about a minute. Add turmeric; stir, and then add tomato puree. Combine with diced potatoes, stirring until thoroughly mixed. Cover with vegetable stock and stir. Place lid on and simmer 10 to 15 min. or until potatoes are tender. Serve with rice.
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Next are a couple of delicious, quick and easy recipes from The Shire! Firstly, a simple soup that Samwise himself has made:
Cabbage soup with Tatties and Bacon
Servings: 8 – 10
Preparation time: 30 mins including cooking time
Difficulty: Easy
Description: A hearty filler for the Hobbit Hotpot.
Ingredients:
1 medium Sugarloaf cabbage or similar
4 medium potatoes
4 middle rashers of bacon
3 litres of stock (vegetable or chicken)
1 Tbs Olive oil
Salt and pepper to taste
Instructions:
Heat oil in a large pot. Cut bacon into thin strips and lightly fry in the oil. Peel and cut potatoes into pieces (approximately 8ths), and add to the pot, tossing for several minutes. Roughly cut cabbage and stir in with potato and bacon. Cover with stock and bring to the boil. Simmer for 10 – 15 minutes or until potatoes are soft, adjusting liquid volume as required. Season with salt and pepper; preferably freshly ground black pepper. Serve with hot crusty bread.
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Here’s another tasty tempter from along the Brandywine.
Sweetcorn and Potato Fritters
Ingredients:
2 small to medium potatoes, peeled and grated
2 cobs of corn (as fresh as possible)
1 egg
Plain flour
Salt and pepper to taste
Instructions:
Remove kernels from the cob, carefully using a sharp knife, and place into a mixing bowl with the grated potato. Add the egg and approximately 1 tsp of salt and pepper (ratio of 2 parts salt to 1 part pepper) and mix thoroughly. Slowly mix in plain flour until the ingredients have the consistency of clag (or a very thick sticky butter). Heat some oil in a pan, preferably a good mono unsaturated one, such as olive oil or canola oil (rapeseed oil), to about 170 -180 c, at a depth of about 2 mm. Using a spoon, portion mixture into the oil and flatten out a bit. Using egg rings as a mould is very effective, though not necessary. Cook for 3 – 4 minutes, then flip and cook for a further 2 – 3 minutes, until both sides are a rich, dark golden brown. Drain and serve. Makes about 8 or 9.
I like them with just a bit more salt and pepper on them, but my wife and daughter put sweet chilli sauce on theirs.
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Now for an indulgent dessert that could be found on Galadriel’s banquet table. An old favourite of Elven peoples since before the exodus from the Blessed Realm.
Blessed Mocha Creams
Servings: 6 – 8
Preparation time: 1 hour including cooking and 4 hours to set
Difficulty: Easy
Description: A rich indulgent dessert that could topple kingdoms in the wrong hands. Best it stays in the Blessed Realm!
Ingredients:
600ml Cream (double thick preferred)
200ml Milk
120g Dark chocolate
1 Tsp Vanilla essence
2 Tbs Instant espresso coffee
8 Egg yolks
2/3 cup Castor sugar
4 Tbs Coffee liqueur (optional, but only just)
Instructions:
Preheat oven to 150 degrees Celsius. Combine cream, milk, chocolate and vanilla essence in a pot. Bring to almost boiling (but not quite) over a low heat, to melt chocolate, stirring constantly. Turn off heat and stir in instant coffee. Thoroughly whisk egg yolks and sugar in a largish mixing bowl. Slowly whisk in warm coffee, cream, chocolate mixture. Put 6 – 8 coffee cups into a deep baking dish and divide the custard mix between them. Place dish into middle of oven then carefully use a jug and pour in hot tap water till it comes 2/3 up the sides of the cups. Bake until set, approximately 35 minutes. Remove cups from dish and set aside to cool. Cover and chill in refrigerator for 4 hours. Serve topped with a dollop of whipped cream (the real stuff, not out of a can) and shaved chocolate.
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Now onward to Gondor! Here is a dish favoured by the people of Gondor, and indeed all the Dúnedain, and is rumoured to have originated across the Western Sea, in Númenórë, before its destruction.
Chicken Anadûnê
Preparation time: 1 -1 ½ hours including cooking time.
Difficulty: moderately hard.v
Description: A rich combining of fowl and seafood, fruit and nut, culminating in a culinary sensation to tempt the Valar themselves!
Ingredients:
Chicken breast fillet, skin off, first wing bone left on.
2 Green prawns (size 21-25)
approx. 75g – 100g Small fillet of reef fish (or any white flesh salt water fish)
1/2 a Doz Whole roasted Macadamia nuts
300ml Thickened cream
½ Avocado
White wine (Semillon Chardonnay or Traminer Riesling)
Lemon juice
Instructions:
Lay chicken out, bone side down, bone splayed out, remove tenderloin and gently pound till it is half as big again. Remove shell, head and legs from prawns and slice lengthways in half. Lay prawns flat on chicken along edge furthest from bone and cover with fish fillet and tenderloin. Carefully roll into a log, tucking in ends as you go. The bone should stick out from the top of one end. Using toothpicks or a small skewer, pin the rolled fillet closed. Place in a small, deep sided baking dish, roughly twice the size of the chicken. Pour in enough wine to cover to 2/3 up the side of the chicken, adding a squeeze of lemon juice to this. Place in a hot oven for 10 – 15 minutes until cooked through. This can be checked by gently prying open the roll, and checking for pink bits. No pink bits, and its cooked.
Whilst this is cooking, pour cream into a pan and place on a low heat. Carefully crush the Macadamia nuts and add to the pan. Bring to the boil, reduce heat and simmer until the cream has reduced in volume by a half. Turn off the heat.
Cut an avocado in half, remove stone and peel. Place it on a cutting board and cut it into narrow strips lengthways. Carefully pick up on a large kitchen knife and transfer to the plate the dish will be served on, fanning it out across the plate. When the chicken is cooked, remove from the dish with tongs, carefully remove toothpicks or skewer, and place on avocado. Pour Macadamia nut and cream reduction over top and serve.
As a serving suggestion, roast thin slices of potato, pumpkin and sweet potato, stack with the avocado and chicken on top as before, with lightly stir fried julienne of carrot and tri-coloured capsicum (sweet peppers).
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Now on to Rohan! The Mark, being a land of rolling wind swept grasslands, with low hills and the occasion rocky outcrop or stand of trees, is ideal for a bit of rabbiting. This is a task, thoroughly enjoyed by the young, both girls and boys, and one of the favourite dishes using these small game animals is:
Rabbit Rohirrim
Preparation time: 4 hours + including marinating and cooking times.
Difficulty: Moderate to hard.
Description: A delicious braised stew to warm the bones when the winter winds blow across The Mark!
To make 10 portions:
The marinade:
To make 1 litre:
750 ml Red wine
200ml Oil
100g Sliced onions
2 Cloves crushed garlic
3 or 4 Parsley stalks
1 Bay leaf
1 Thyme sprig
Process all ingredients in a blender.
White stock:
To make 2 litres:
1 kg Chicken bones (raw)
60g Onions
100g Carrots
40g Celery
Sprigs of fresh herbs, Parsley, Oregano & Thyme, 4 of each
6 Peppercorns
2.5 litres Water
Wash chicken bones in cold water. Place in stock pot, cover with cold water, and bring to the boil. Add vegetables, rough cut, the herbs and peppercorns, return to the boil, reduce the heat and simmer for 3 hours. Skim off any scum that forms on the surface. Strain.
Ingredients:
5 Rabbits
1litre Marinade
200g Butter
250g Onion (mirepoix)
250g Carrot (mirepoix)
150g Celery (mirepoix)
900ml White stock
300ml Cream
25ml Lemon juice
To prepare the pre-skinned rabbit:
1. Remove all the guts, including the liver and kidneys, and clear away any blood or connective tissue.
2. Remove the hind legs by cutting a V shape from the point of the tail.
3. Cut off the tail (the point of the V) about 2 cm short.
4. Cut off the head end of the carcase behind the shoulder blades. Separate the shoulders and trim away the neck.
5. Open out the remaining saddle and trim back the ribs and flap. Cut in two crosswise.
Instructions:
Prepare the rabbit as described, and marinate the pieces for 2 to 2 ½ hours. Heat the butter to a sizzle in large cast iron stock pot with a close fitting lid, and add the rabbit. Brown on all sides, then remove. Fry off the mirepoix. Return the rabbit pieces to the pot, pour in the marinade, and enough stock to just cover it. Season with salt and pepper. Put the lid on and cook in an oven at 170c – 180c for approximately an hour. When meat is cooked, remove from pot, then strain the cooking liquor into another pot. Add the lemon juice and cream, and bring just to the boil. Serve the meat with this sauce over the top.
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Now, finally, a Dwarven dish! Dwarves, on the whole, are partial to fine ale and roast meats. Roasted root vegetables, breads and cheeses are also popular, but it is a succulent joint, seasoned and roasted, they like the best!
This recipe is one that is enjoyed by Dwarves from every corner of Middle-earth, and is sure to be found on any banquet table, from The Iron Hills and The Lonely Mountain, to the halls of Moria.
Roast Leg of Lamb with a Minted Yoghurt Crust
Preparation time: 1 hour plus cooking time.
Difficulty: easy to moderate.
Description: A succulent joint fit for the kings of Moria.
Ingredients:
2.5 kg – 3.5 kg Leg of lamb
1 bulb Garlic
2 large Carrots
2 large Onions
4 stalks Celery
1 kg Yoghurt (fresh natural set)
25 leaves Mint
2 litres Water
500 ml Red wine
½ cup Oil
Instructions:
Rough cut (mirepoix) carrots, onions, and celery and place in a large roasting pan. Drizzle half the oil over them and toss them around. Break up the bulb of garlic and peel the cloves. Cut each clove into quarters, then using a paring knife, stab holes into the lamb, placing a sliver of garlic into each, ensuring that the top of the sliver is just below the surface. Pour the remaining oil over lamb and put in pan on top of mirepoix. Place into a hot oven (230c) for 20 minutes then reduce heat back to 180c. When roasting joints of meat, allow 1 ½ hours for the first kg, then 1 hour for every kg after that. Finely chop the mint leaves and mix through the yoghurt.
Half an hour before the end of cooking time, remove the joint to another roasting pan, and coat liberally with the minted yoghurt, before returning it to the oven. Deglaze the roasting pan using the red wine, then pour the water over the vegetables and simmer on the stove top for 20 minutes. Strain the liquid and reduce on the stove top for a further 10 minutes. This is the sauce (jus) for the meat.
When meat is cooked, remove from the oven and allow to stand for 10 minutes before slicing. If a good, fresh natural set yoghurt was used, it will have formed a flaky crust on the meat. Thinly slice the meat and serve with roast root vegetables and topped with the jus.
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And that concludes our culinary tour of Middle-earth. We have, at this time, only scratched the surface of the cuisines of the peoples and regions of Middle-earth, so perhaps at a later date, a later Council Courier, we can further explore the range of culinary delights that abound.
by Wulf_Sternhammer