To the tune of “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” from Lion King

Elrond:

I can see what’s happening and the Dunadain knows too.
My daughter’s love is gone to this man: Aragorn that’s who!
She’ll miss the chance of a lifetime. To go to Valinor with me,
She’ll waste away and then be left with grief for eternity.

Aragorn:
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace this Elf maid brings,
Alone for once without her annoying dad,
To ruin all these things.

Aragorn:
So many things to handle,
Destroy the ring you see,
My lady’s heart and worst of all,
Her father’s on to me.

Arwen:
This ranger is my one love,
This choice I will decide.
Aragorn I will stay with you,
For the king I see inside.

Aragorn:
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace this elf maid brings,
Alone for once without her annoying dad,
To ruin all these things.

Both:
Can you feel the love tonight?
To my one love I’m true.
No elf or man, can keep us far apart,
Forever me, with you.

Elrond:
Arwen has made her choice tonight.
Stay with this filthy man,
(sniff) The ship has sailed, none now can bear her
She’ll stay in this dead land.
WAAAAAAAA!