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“The Ballad of the Fighting Uruk-Hai” by Bosanova

In Isengard
One rainy day
When Saruman’s
Mind was at play
Create a race
Of monstrous beasts
Who know no fear
Or pain or peace

(Chorus)
There my Uruk-Hai…..My Uruk-Hai….My Fighting Uruk-Haaaaiiii
And when they’re asked this question
When the fight is on
Whom do you serve
Then they say- SARUMAN!!!

People thought the Wargs
Were the very worst
But that’s before
They met ole Lurtz
And though his head
By Aragorn was drilled
Before the fell
Boromir was killed

(Chorus)
There my Uruk-Hai…..My Uruk-Hai….My Fighting Uruk-Haaaaiiii
And when they’re asked this question
When the fight is on
Whom do you serve
Then they say- SARUMAN!!!

To Helm’s Deep
Was Saruman’s command
So off we marched
Explosives in our hands
And if Gandalf
Had not shown his face
We would have laughed
As we blew up the place!

(Chorus)
There my Uruk-Hai…..My Uruk-Hai….My Fighting Uruk-Haaaaiiii
And when they’re asked this question
When the fight is on
Whom do you serve
Then they say- SARUMAN!!!

Now here’s a challenge
To those Mordor orcs
They’re not as tough
As us of course
And if they come
Their heads we’ll stomp
Their arms we’ll crack
And legs we’ll snap!

(Chorus)
There my Uruk-Hai…..My Uruk-Hai….My Fighting Uruk-Haaaaiiii
And when they’re asked this question
When the fight is on
Whom do you serve
Then they say- SARUMAN!!!

(Repeat Chorus once)