A is for Arwen, who has to tell Aragorn not to wimp out just because of Isildur and the past.

B is for Bilbo, who never really said good-bye to Frodo.

C is for cast. As in you sure’s heck better cast The Ring into the fires of Mt. Doom.

D is for drinking, which the Hobbits do a lot of.

E is for ewww, what I was thinking when Lurtz was coming out of the ground.

F is for Frodo, the ring bearer, and whom all Middle Earth is counting on.

G is for Galadriel who freaked Frodo out after he looked into the mirror in Lothlorien.

H is for Hobbits, who don’t believe in wearing shoes apparently.

I is for Isengard, which was distroyed by Saruman when he had all the trees ripped out.

J is for jump, which the members of the fellowship do a lot of.

K is for king. What Aragorn will become in the end.

L is for lady of light. Who Galadriel is.

M is for money, which doesn’t seem to exist in Middle-Earth.

N is for Nazgul, really scary guys.

O is for Oh No! What everyone was thinking when Gandalf fell off the bridge of Khazad-Dum.

P is for pretty boy, a.k.a Legolas.

Q is for questions. Sam, Merry, and Pipin seem to have a lot of questions.

R is for rabbit, which Gollum tries to feed Frodo raw (gross).

S is for Sauron, the dark lord, the really, really evil dude.

T is for trouble. And Middle-Earth is in a lot of it.

U is for Uruk-hai, who didn’t have a chance at Helm’s Deep.

V is for Valinor, that mysterious place across the sea where the elves are.

W is for White Wizard, which Saruman is and Gandalf became.

X is for xlophone, but they don’t have xlophones in Middle Earth, so never mind.

Y is for young. How the elves look even though they aren’t.

Z is for zoned out. What Frodo is at the bar of the Prancing Pony just before he puts The Ring on for the first time.