Darth Vader walks in front of the hologram after a good days work (torturing people) to have a nice little chat with the Emperor,
Darth Vader: What would you have me do my master?
Emperor: Has the black hole stabilizer finished yet?
Darth Vader: Yes, soon we will be able to teleport anyone we choose from any time and you will have a whole bunch of me people running around
Emperor: I hated you as a teenager, you were so emotional and touchy
Darth Vader: Who should we send and where should we send them?
Emperor: Bring whoever you wish to the death star
Darth Vader: I will take Qui-Gon Jinn and Darth Maul from Episode I…
Emperor: Episode I? What do you mean?
Darth Vader: You know the Phantom Menace
Emperor: …
Darth Vader: I can feel it in my heart that is what that time is called…
Emperor: You don’t have a heart you idiot it got replaced by a mechanical one
Darth Vader: Oh yeah…
Emperor: What happened to your funny breathing noises?
Darth Vader: Oh no! I haven’t been breathing funny, I’d better make up for it! *Breathes Darth Vaderish very quickly*
Emperor: That’s better, who else
Darth Vader: Count Dooku and Obi-Wan from Episode II and Yoda and Me from Episode III
Emperor: SITH DO NOT RHYME!
Darth Vader:*sings ‘Yoda and me from Episode Three’ a few times*
Emperor: SHUT UP!
Darth Vader: What do you sound like when you shout?
Emperor: What do you mean?
Darth Vader: This is only a script…
Emperor: …
Darth Vader: Oh yeah! Well ….
Emperor: …..
Darth Vader: ……
Emperor: Fine that’s enough.
Darth Vader: Yeah! I rock! *Does a dance* Oh and I’ll get Han, Luke, Leia and Chewbacca from Episode IV. Oh and I’ll get Jar Jar, he rocks!
Emperor: Just send them all to the death star along with me and you.
Darth Vader: That’s bad manners you are supposed to say you and me.
Emperor: Just press the button!
Darth Vader: Fine *presses red button* whoops that sends us to Middle-Earth!
Emperor: Where’s that?
Darth Vader: Dunno, Some place the author sends us to
Author: Yeah I got the power!
*blue light appears around Darth Vader and Emperor*
(meanwhile in Rivendell)
Elrond kneels down on ground
Elrond: Oh Eru send us someone who will win this quest for the ring
Jar Jar: Hido!
Elrond: Who the heck are you?!
Qui-Gon: He’s in my charge, I’m looking for my Padawan, have you seen him?
Elrond: Padawan?!
Obi-Wan: Master didn’t you die on Naboo?
Elrond: No….
Luke: Ben you’ve grown a bit younger…
Leia: Where are we?
Han: Who’s pointy ears?
Elrond: says sarcastically, “Yeah and thank you so much Eru”

*in Mordor*

Sauron: Melkor smite those Elves for me
Count Dooku: You look familiar…
Sauron: Saruman, you shaved!
Count Dooku: I always keep it this way
Darth Vader: Hello Darth Tyrannus
Count Dooku: Who the heck are you?
Sauron: I second that, and why did you call Saruman Darth Tyrannus?
Anakin: Hey do I get that armour when I grow up
Darth Vader: You don’t get much of a choice you see Obi-Wan…
Emperor: I like this Middle Earth place, who’s the Decorator?
Sauron: That would be me…

************************************************************************