The evil of telemarketing. (And relatives)
A/N: As we all know telemarketer’s are 100% EVIL! This story should prove it to the world. And sometimes relatives get annoying, but that will come in later chapters. MUHAHAHA!!! Now Legolas has just gotten a job as Galadrial’s secretary.
Galadrial: Ok so this is your desk. All you have to do is answer the phone and file these papers.
Legolas: Ok.
Galadrial: And try to have them filed by the time I get back.
Legolas: Ok good-bye.
The phone rings
Legolas: Hello this is Lorien how may I help you?
Telemarketer: How would you like to subscribe to “The Rivendell Times”!
Legolas: I don’t live in Rivendell, no thank-you.*hangs up*
The phone rings
Legolas: Hello this is Lorien how may I help you?
Telemarketer: How would you like to subscribe to “The Rivendell Times”!
Legolas: I said no! Don’t call here again.*hangs up*
The phone rings
Legolas: Hello this is Lorien how may I help you?
Telemarketer: How would you like a free month of HBO!
Legolas: TVs aren’t even invented yet. *hangs up*
The phone rings
Telemarketer: Does that mean no?
Legolas: Yes. *hangs up* Now where are those papers.
Five minutes later the phone rings.
Legolas: Hello this is Lorien how may I help you?
Pippin: *in a fake voice* Is Anita Hairwash there?
Legolas: One minute. *on the PA system* Anita Hairwash. Anita Hairwash, you have a phone call.
All elves: Gasp! *drop whatever they’re holding, if any*
Merry and Pippin burst out laughing
Legolas: Merry and Pippin! You little orcs! I swear when I get my hands on you I’m going to do one of those things Moe says to Bart after he makes a prank call!
Merry: It’s crank call! *laughs*
All elves: Hahahaha!
Legolas: Err.
The phone rings.
Legolas: Hello this is Lorien how may I help you?
Haldir: Hi Legolas. Need some herbal essence? Hahahaha!*hangs up*
Legolas: Grr… *starts filing papers*
The phone rings.
Legolas: What do you want!
Telemarketer: How would you like to buy-
Legolas: No! *hangs up*
The phone rings
Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down*
The phone rings.
Legolas: I hate you morons! *slams phone down*
The phone rings
Legolas: I bet Alexander Gram Bell never thought about you! *slams phone down*
Galadrial: Legolas,
Legolas: Oh, hi hehe.
Galadrial: I tried to call you but you kept yelling things like ‘screw telemarketers’ and ‘all of you &%%&%&(( should die!’
Legolas: Should I leave now?
A/N: That’s it for now. Next chapter see FRODO get the job!

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