That night………..

Gandalf: Alright men, you know what we need to do. I’m going to stay here and eat-I mean, try to keep Aragorn from doing anything that could cause harm to the US, and you three are going to climb Mt Rushmore and try to find the president, and vice.

Eomer: We’re going to find the president, and vice versa?

Gandalf: (slaps his head)

The next morning………

Thief: Hey you, this is a stick-up! Gimme all the money you got!

Arwen: Legolas, help!

Legolas: What are you doing here, you-you you-YOU-you?

Thief: I work for the president, and he’s mad at you for stealing his girlfriend, so I’m gonna take all of your money!

Boromir: Oh no you’re not, I am!

Thief: *Turns and gasps* It’s-you!

Boromir: Wait, take off your mask! *gasps* Holy Moly, you are my sister!

Thief: *slaps Boromir* You idiot! I’m your grandfather!

Boromir: Yes, that was my next choice. Oh, Grandpapa, it’s wonderful to see you! *they walk out of the store, chattering*

Arwen: *sniff* Oh, Legolas, how wonderful! *bursts out crying*

Later……….

Grandfather: So, Bory, how’ve you been?

Boromir: Oh, you know, same old, same old. So you work for Aragorn.

Grandfather: Mmmhmm.

Boromir: Well here’s some advice: quit. He cheated and won the ‘King-for-a-day’ contest in Disney World, and then they elected him temporary president instead of me.

Grandfather: No body out-vote’s my grandson and gets away with it! I quit my job!

Boromir: Good for you, Grandpapa! Now look, I had this really good idea to get rid of Aragorn. Then I would take over, being the next in line, and I’d be president!

Grandfather: We would just have to make sure that the REAL president didn’t get found.

Boromir: Mmhmm. I understand Gandalf is leading a search-party.

The two hear a lot of laughing a singing coming from Gandalf’s house across the street.

Grandfather: Sounds more like a regular party to me.

Boromir: Well anyway, all we’d have to do is get rid of Aragorn and Gandalf, and that would be that!

Grandfather: Excellent! Now my son, I shall begin to train you in the art of kung-fu!

Meanwhile…….

Sam: Hey Legolas, you know what?

Legolas: What?

Sam: I’m tired of Rosie having Aragorn’s ring.

Legolas: And I’m tired of Arwen having Aragorn’s ring.

Arwen: And I’m tired of having Aragorn’s ring.

Rosie: And I’m tired of having Aragorn’s ring.

Eowyn: And I’m tired of having Aragorn’s ring.

Sam, Rosie, Arwen, Legolas, Eowyn: I’M TIRED OF ARAGORN!

Merry and Pippin: *run in* Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Sam: What’s wrong?

Pippin: Aragorn fired us from our food tasting job!

Merry: I hate having him for a president!

Legolas: So do we!

Arwen: I think it’s time we did something about it.

Meanwhile……..

Mrs. Smith *driving down the highway. Suddenly, she hears a police siren, and pulls over. Instead of a Policeman, a ranger steps out of the car*

Mrs. Smith: What was I doing?

Ranger: You did not have your radio turned to Clay Aiken. I’ll have to give you a ticket.

Mrs. Smith: This isn’t a ticket, it’s a piece of bread.

Ranger: Oh, must be Lembas left over from Gandalf’s party last night. Here’s the ticket.

Over the course of the day, the ranger pulls 27 people over because they aren’t listening to Clay Aiken, 29 people because they have a ‘Bush’ bumper sticker, 41 because they aren’t driving bugs, and 2 because they’re going 3 miles above the speed limit. All of the Clay Aiken people, the Bush people, and the car people meet together and vote unanimously that they miss Bush badly. The speeding people get thrown in jail.