Please make comments. I want to know what you think.

Day One: How could I have let this happen?! Isildur has cut my finger off! How could he! Not only that he took my Ring! Now I am only an Eye sitting..er…floating, on top of my Tower.

Day Two: Nothing to do. Just float here and look at my Orcs. They have terrible teeth! They need a dental plan. But what can you expect. There ARE evil right?

Day Three: Sense I have no palantir I am using the internet. Kinda slow…but anyway have met someone called, “Saruman_4_u”. Quit nice to me. Says he always wanted to be evil.

Day Four: The Saruman dude is getting to be more interested in me. Keeps asking questions about the Ring and how I am now but an eye. Gets annoying but hey. Have told him I want an army worthy of Mordor. Man he has long finger nails.

Day Five: How dare he! Saruman told me he is ripping down trees! The poor trees. How dare he attack nature. Oh yeah. Have found a really skinny dude. He keeps saying stuff about a Precious.

Day Six: Gandalf the Old went to Isengard. Saruman tricked him by saying he could find a zoo at the top. All there was a moth and an eagle. Even though Saruman took Gandalf’s Staff he still got it back some how….

Day Seven: Yay! Uruk Hai army is coming along great! In fact some people say there are no Uruk Hai Women! And that the Uruk Hai just, spring out of holes in the ground. Oh wait…they do don’t they.

Day Eight: Have told Saruman to send Uruk Hai to Amon Hen. Stupid Ranger. He gets on my nerves. Also don’t want him to become King. Like that will ever happen.

Day Nine: Finally some fighting! Uruk Hai got the snot kicked out of them but they managed to kill one man! Also captured two little hobbit dudes. Oh yeah. Aragorn killed all the Uruk Hai. Stupid ranger! I hate him! Will get revenge on him next time.

Day Ten: Saruman is making a new army of Uruk Hai. 10,000 should be enough to kill that blasted Ranger. Still the cable man has not come so I am reduced to watching sports.

Day 11: Cable man has come! Now I can watch Wheel of Fortune and Pokemon! Oh yeah. Have sent a Ugly guy with a wart to creep out Theoden of Rohan.

Day Twelve: Theoden was so scared he is in shock! Yipee! From the stress of seeing my freak his hair turned grey and he doesn’t take baths. Yay!

Day Thirteen: Bummer! Gandalf came and snapped Theoden out of his depresion. To make matters worse they tossed my Freak out the door!

Day Fourteen: All the Rohan dudes have run to a hole in the wall called Helms Deep. Saruman has agreed to send the Uruk Hai to attack Helms Deep. Maybe they will kill the stupid Ranger.

Day Sixteen: STUPID STUPID STUPID! They Uruk Hai couldn’t kill Aragorn! Oh yes they killed all the unimportant people, but noooo! Sense Aragorn is an immortant charecter he is immortal! IT’S JUST NOT FAIR!

Day Eighteen: Saruman blocked me! Guess he is bummed about his loss at Helms Deep and getting beaten by a bunch of walking trees. If you want something done tou have to do it yourself.

Day Nineteen: It’s my birthday! Yipee! Got a new eye cream from the witch King and a hair pin from Saruman. Also a brand new hair kit from Legolas. Have sent fireworks up from Minas Morgul to Celebrate.

Day Twenty: I’d say 600,000 Orcs would be enough don’t you? I really want that Ranger dead so I have sent my army of Orcs to TP and trash his city. Hopefully they will kill him.

Day Twenty-Two: NO! Not again! Not only did my Orcs not manage to trash Minas Tirith! Aragorn wasn’t even there! Rohan came and killed my 490,000 Orcs with 6,000 Riders. Now THAT, is not fair. The giant Elephants didn’t help either.

Day Twenty-Four: Aragorn and is coming to Mordor. Now I can kill him for sure. My loyal Troll will do it. Oh my. Battle is starting. Must watch.

Later: DEFENSE! DEFENSE! Come on Troll! Yeah thats it! Oh wait…I smell something like melted Metal. Oh look. My castle is falling for no reason. The ground is falling too. I didn’t know it could do that! Oh wait…the Ring….The ring?!?!? Oh no. Not now. Aragorn was almost dead too!

Day ???: Bummer. They killed me.

Okay so. I am making another one! How you say? “Sauron is dead yes but…behind the walls of Mordor our enemy is regenerating.” So I hope they will publish it. I already wrote it and am waiting for an answer. So sit tight, cross your fingers and hopefully we will all have a new chapter!