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Mareth_Ravenlock

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Re: 45 Things Orcs Never Say
on: March 19, 2013 02:17

(In a British accent) "Would you like one or two sugar cubes in your tea?"

~Llama Warrior of Nessa~ Sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. - Lewis Carrol

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Re: 45 Things Orcs Never Say
on: April 02, 2013 03:31

"Breath mint, anyone?"

We were one in the same, running like moths to the flame. You'd hang on every word I'd say, but now they only ricochet.

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Re: 45 Things Orcs Never Say
on: April 02, 2013 03:37

"I would like to buy that baby bib. It will look so cute on my grandson!"

~Llama Warrior of Nessa~ Sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. - Lewis Carrol

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Re: 45 Things Orcs Never Say
on: April 02, 2013 05:27

"Smells like SOMEBODY forgot to shower this morning."

And I will live to carry Your compassion, to love a world that's broken, to be Your hands and feet, and I will give with the life that I've been given, and go beyond religion to see the world be changed by the power of Your name. ~Lincoln Brewster

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Re: 45 Things Orcs Never Say
on: April 02, 2013 06:21

*Wait! Stop! We have to turn around! I forgot my pocket handkerchief.*

Lol, wonder where I got that from...

~Llama Warrior of Nessa~ Sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. - Lewis Carrol

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on: May 16, 2013 08:02

Ok, next stop is Taco Bell. Orcs eat free day.

Lindarielwen, I hope that wherever you are it is incredible and filled with all the things that you love. Looking forward to our next meeting.

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on: May 16, 2013 09:15

"I have to get my beauty sleep."

My destiny is riding again, rolling in the rain, unwinding in the wind. My destiny is fighting again, secretly unwinding..what it was I was supposed to say...to say to you today.

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on: May 16, 2013 10:46

"Very beautiful ring Frodo , just DONT give it to me!"

In a hole lived a hobbit...

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on: May 16, 2013 11:23

[Edited on 05/17/2013 by Lindarielwen]

My destiny is riding again, rolling in the rain, unwinding in the wind. My destiny is fighting again, secretly unwinding..what it was I was supposed to say...to say to you today.

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on: May 17, 2013 06:05

I'm having a bad hair day.

Lindarielwen, I hope that wherever you are it is incredible and filled with all the things that you love. Looking forward to our next meeting.

Mareth_Ravenlock

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on: May 17, 2013 12:39

"Oh my goodness, just look at how that battle messed up my makeup! And I don't even want to know what's it's done to my hair..."

All hail the Goblin King!

[Edited on 05/17/2013 by Mareth_Ravenlock]

~Llama Warrior of Nessa~ Sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. - Lewis Carrol

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on: May 20, 2013 12:05

Do you wish to marry me! xD

Female orcs even exist in Lotr?
I think they exist in Lotr , how orcs will reproduce?

[Edited on 05/20/2013 by ZergLuxRusher]

[Edited on 05/20/2013 by ZergLuxRusher]

In a hole lived a hobbit...

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on: May 20, 2013 01:26

Dont you just hate it whe you realise you left the kids at school...
Do they even have kids?

"Tears unnumbered ye shall shed; and the Valar will fence Valinor against you, and shut you out, so that not even the echo of your lamentation shall pass over the mountains." ~ The Doom of Mandos

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on: May 23, 2013 10:25

"Let's meet up at the mall at five. Manicures or pedicures?"

"Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, donâ€™t we consider it his duty to escape?. . .If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if weâ€™re partisans of liberty, then itâ€™s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!"

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on: May 23, 2013 08:13

"Wait. We have to go back. I forgot my pocket handkerchief."

(~The Burglarhobbit)

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on: May 24, 2013 01:47

DIE, SAURON DIE!!!!!!!!!

In a hole lived a hobbit...

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on: May 31, 2013 10:07

"Man, I just heard the latest Halo game came out. It looks AWESOME!"

Mareth_Ravenlock

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on: June 01, 2013 11:15

*Smells a flower* "Now that is lovely, that is."

~Llama Warrior of Nessa~ Sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. - Lewis Carrol

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on: June 02, 2013 07:26

"We shall go forth, moon the eye, plant trees and move to the Shire to be like Hobbits." Gives me an idea for a DnD/Pathfinder character...hmmmm

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on: June 15, 2013 08:23

My 45 things:
1."Now, would these 5 inch sparkly heels go better with the salmon pink dress or the fluorescent orange?"
2."How about a little Mozart?" "Oh, no, I prefer Bach!"
3."I think you've really captured the essence of the Eye of Sauron there."
4."Yes, I've been wanting to do a watercolour for a while."
5."Can I help you with that?"
6."Now, now, 'two heads are better than one' does NOT mean you can go round chopping off heads!"
7."Order in the court!"
8."Oh, I do hope it was painless!"
9."Would you care for a tea cake?"
10."That sword really sets off your eyes."
11."We'll cover for you."
12."Take care not to trample the begonias!"
13."Could you lend a hand, perchance?"
14."I do love this song!"
15."Have you heard, we're getting a pay rise!"
16."Oh goodie!" *claps hand ecstatically*
17."Can you do up this necklace for me? I can't quite reach."
18."Call me!"
19."Do tell me how you got your skin that lovely shade of brown."
20."Hey, it's my turn to give Pippin a piggyback!"
21."Today we shall be introducing the concept of recycling."
22."First position, everyone. On your toes annnnd... pirouette!"
23.I do wish they'd added Tom Bombadil into the film. He's such a lovely character!"
24.*orc holds out bouquet of flowers* "Are those for me?" *blushes*
25."Do you ever feel ever so slightly barbaric?"
26."We're heading off to McDonald's just now, would you like to come?"
27."Can I borrow some blusher? All this fighting is making me go rather pale."
28."It really takes me back..."
29."All I really want to do is settle down somewhere... You won't tell Lurtz will you?" "Of course not! In fact I am of a similar mind myself."
30."Oh no!I think I pulled a muscle when I beheaded that last guy!"
31."The real reason I keep my enemies heads is because they're all so pretty I can't bear to get rid of them!"
32."Oh noesies!"
33."Just let me finish trimming this hedge in the shape of Saruman's head."
34."I never get invited to parties!"
35."I was thinking of doing some charity work..."
36."Should I use a marker pen or a fine liner?"
37."I think I was a donkey in a past life!"
38."Oooooooh, SHINEY!"
39.*after having taken Frodo from Shelob's lair* "I have something to tell you. You see... I'm afraid of spiders!"
40."Can I borrow some of that nice headed paper for my thank you letters?"
41."Please Santa, I'll be a good orc next year!"
42."I promise. And no I did not just cross my fingers!"
43."Pleeeeease can we play let's pretend?"
44."Kindly correct your poor grammar!"
45."Did I just say that aloud?!"

[Edited on 06/16/2013 by wolfbladequeen]

If anyone had happened to look out of a window on the east side of the palace, they might have noticed two figures in the darkness, dancing in a square bordered by living plants, out of time with the dancers inside but perfectly in time with each other.

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