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Evil~Shieldmaiden
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on: January 01, 2015 01:04
Hand him a keg of beer and then persuade him to crash the neighbour's party.

WWYD if Manwë asked you to list your top 10 reads of 2014?
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on: January 02, 2015 10:54
Do it happily, if I could stop at 10 that is.

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on: January 02, 2015 03:11
I would protest saying that I'd rather catch a cold.

WWYD if Bolg asked you to assassinate Thorin?
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on: January 02, 2015 06:50
I would pick up my axe and let him have it.

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What would you do if you were stuck in a cave with a Cave-troll during a blizzard?
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on: January 03, 2015 07:14
Defend myself from the cave troll.

WWYD if you had to enroll in the Númenorean fleet set out to attack Valinor?
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on: January 03, 2015 09:49
Take swimming lessons and carry an inflatable raft.

WWYD if you were asked to be handmaiden to Queen Berúthiel and her ten wonderful cats?
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Gandolorin
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on: January 07, 2015 12:14
Point out that I do not fit the job description (handmaiden), and suggest asking a couple of cat-fanciers I know here on CoE.

WWYD if you read a help-wanted ad from the Nazgûl looking for a reptile expert to keep the scales of their flying critters well-oiled?

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Evil~Shieldmaiden
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on: January 07, 2015 08:24
Silly question for a CW (Corrupted Weaver) I would get fill up my oil-can, primp my hair, and book an interview.

WWYD if you were tasked with being Túrin's right-hand man when he went after Glaurung?
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on: January 08, 2015 05:12
Go with Turin of course and then offer him up to Glaurung as a sacrifice

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on: January 09, 2015 11:53
Set up a couple of scarecrow analogues in the cottage in dark corners and then hotfoot the *BLEEP* out of there to get to Brandy Hall! Image

WWYD if you were part of the Fellowship, in Meduseld, trying to make a point, but Éowyn~Shieldmaiden kept popping into the room with questions and breaks your concentration???

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on: January 10, 2015 08:58
Lock the door

WWYD if you received a dubiously worded invite to a dinner in Angband?
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on: January 10, 2015 01:42
I would attend but make sure I had some minions around in case things went sour.

WWYD if you were tasked with the job of finding Frodo, Sam and Gollum in the Dead Marshes?
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on: January 10, 2015 01:47
I'd find a very good police dog and try to sniff them out.

WWYD if you had to deliver a package to Shelob personally?
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on: January 11, 2015 12:58
Make sure I had a nice, sharp Elven sword with me, and lots and lots of bug spray.

WWYD if you Orome gave you the task of taking Huan for a 20 mile run everyday?
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on: January 11, 2015 01:26
Ask the Lossoth to construct a sled-harness and sled as they used for their dogs, only big enough to fit Huan, and then try not to fall off the sled while Huan roared through his 20-mile run.

WWYD if you were given the task of curing a hiccup besetting any of the fire-breathing dragons?
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on: January 16, 2015 02:58
Sneak up behind it and yell: BOO! at the top of my lungs. Then .... Image

WWYD if you had to interview the Witch-King for The Hobbiton Times?
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on: January 16, 2015 03:30
My answer may sound familiar ...

Delegate the job to Éowyn and Merry!

WWYD if you were given the task of training the fire-breathing dragons to dive underwater?
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on: January 18, 2015 11:29
Hand it off to one of my minions, of course

WWYD if you had to tell Morgoth all his dragons were to fat to fly into battle?
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on: January 18, 2015 11:46
I'd wimp out and give the job to another!

WWYD if you were given Saruman's staff for a day?
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on: January 19, 2015 10:11
Use it for a pool cue and hope it makes me invincible.

WWYD if Radagast lent you his Rhosgobel rabbit sled for a day?
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on: January 19, 2015 11:02
Make sure I had a large bag of carrots, and a very large shovel on hand.

WWYD if you had the chance to meet Morgoth face-to-face as Fingolfin did?
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on: January 20, 2015 11:14
Invite Tulkas to come along. Morgy Image Tulky

WWYD if Morgoth lent you Grond to play with for a day?

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on: January 20, 2015 06:41
Image .... me, after trying to lift the blasted thing! Seriously, I doubt I could get my wee hands around the haft of the thing. Besides, the Boss would be miffed if I played with his favourite .... er, I kind of ran into problems describing it without violating the rules.

WWYD if you had a once in a lifetime opportunity to accompany Bilbo into Smaug's lair?

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on: January 21, 2015 12:36
I peeked at his diary - I would do exactly what the Dwarves did!

WWYD if Fangorn invited you to play a game of catch (as in throwing and catching things) with him and the other Ents while they amused themselves in Isengard?
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on: January 28, 2015 05:39
Well, as long as it wasn't trees and boulders they were throwing, I would be happy to participate .... or not.

WWYD if Sauron invited you to dinner in his great tower?
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on: January 29, 2015 11:23
Hey hey E~S none of that please (in reference to your previous post)

I would go, I have always wanted to go inside the dark tower.

WWYD if you were caught in the middle of a war between Orcs and Dwarves?
"Tears unnumbered ye shall shed; and the Valar will fence Valinor against you, and shut you out, so that not even the echo of your lamentation shall pass over the mountains." ~ The Doom of Mandos
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on: January 29, 2015 12:07
Help the Orcs, of course ...... Image

WWYD if you were asked to free Morgoth/Melkor from the Void?
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on: January 30, 2015 12:58
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WWYD if Legolas invited you to tag along for the stroll through Fangorn Forest that he and Gimli agreed upon in RoTK?
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on: January 31, 2015 07:53
I'd definitley go! I'd just make sure I didn't accidentally bring any matches.

WWYD if you were stuck at the dinner table with an old dwarf bent on explaining every little bit of his craft?
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
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on: January 31, 2015 08:19
Pretend to choke on a piece of bread.

WWYD if Gollum offered to prepare your dinner?
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on: January 31, 2015 03:13
Say yes, say I have to go the bathroom, and never come back.
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on: January 31, 2015 03:48
Run and hide. He is evidently planning to get rid of this Corrupted.

WWYD if you could restore Carcharoth to life?
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on: February 01, 2015 02:42
Go for it natch ....

WWYD if you had the choice of visiting the ruins of Gondolin, or Menegroth?
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on: February 02, 2015 01:53
Ask Robert Ballard or James Cameron to send their deep-sea exploring equipment down for a look (this is NOT scuba-diving territory starting with the Third Age!)

WWYD if you were asked, in the Fourth Age, to take on the task of purging Minas Morgul so as to make it habitable for Uncorrupteds again?
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on: February 03, 2015 12:50
As a corrupted minion still fighting the evil fight, I would naturally refuse to commit such a sacrilegious act.

WWYD if you wear asked to help Tulkas fight and capture Melkor?

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