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on: July 10, 2014 11:19
Cause he didn't like a demanding woman.

Why do orcs destroy green things?
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on: July 12, 2014 11:21
Because they suffer from red-green color blindness. They believe they are seeing red, which makes them mad.

Why did the Elves really leave the shores of bay of Cuiviénen?
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on: July 15, 2014 01:24
Ulmo appeared to them in a dream and told them that a tsunami was coming and, if they didn't get out quick, they would all perish.

Why did Varda become Queen of the Stars?
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on: July 16, 2014 08:14
Because Manwe had always told her that she was a star, but then she decided that Queen of All Stars was a much better title.

Why can't one simply walk into Mordor?
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on: July 18, 2014 12:43
Boromir is way wrong there; you can if you are an ally of Mordor (Orcs etc.) What he meant to say (but did not say so clearly) is that none of The Fellowship or their allies could simply do so.

Why was it Oromë and not one of the other Valar who discovered the Elves?
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on: July 19, 2014 07:07
Because Orome was like their little brother, always sent to do the dirty work that no one else wanted.

Why did the Manwe love Eagles?
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on: July 20, 2014 11:12
What nobody knew was that Manwe's eyes weren't that good, so he could only see very big birds (hawks and falcons would have been too small)

Why dis Aulë create the Dwarves?
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on: July 27, 2014 08:24
Because he wanted them to make presents for all the good little children in the world, since the Elves' were obviously not the right sort for the job.

Why did Boromir want the Ring?
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on: July 29, 2014 03:21
He was envious of Aragorn's Ring of Barahir and thought he should have a ring as well.

Why did Frodo and Sam cross the river after the Uruk-hai attack?
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on: July 29, 2014 08:34
Because the Uruks throw such horrid parties, and they did not want to feel obligated to join in. Poor Boromir is evidence of just how terrible Uruks are at parties.

Why did Saruman want the hobbits?
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on: July 30, 2014 02:06
He wanted to show them at the Wizard Fair.

Why did Pippin look into the Palantir?
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on: August 03, 2014 11:21
Pippin was not, to put it mildly, very good at optics, so he thought the big round thing could be used as a magnifying glass.

Why did Gandalf hand over the Palantir of Orthanc to Aragorn?
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on: August 04, 2014 02:27
Because he didn't want Pippin to sneak a peek into it again.

Why is Mirkwood full of spiders?
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on: August 04, 2014 03:39
Because Thranduil's Elves used the wrong pesticide.

Why did Saruman import pipeweed from The Shire?
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on: August 04, 2014 11:20
Because he thought that the market on pipeweed was going to crash when he took over the Shire so he decided to stock up.

Why do Elves not really sleep?
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on: August 04, 2014 11:26
Because they drink too much coffee.

Why do hobbits have hairy feet?
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on: August 04, 2014 11:28
They tried a hair growing product that backfired

Why do Dwarves mine?
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on: August 05, 2014 12:03
Because they all suffer from the disorder called "Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!"

Why does Mandos (almost) never feel pity?
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on: August 06, 2014 12:14
Because, in Eru's plan of things, he is the ultimate Certified Public Accountant.

Why are Orc excessively fond of piercings?
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on: August 06, 2014 01:06
Because they all want to be goths.

Why does Tulkas laugh all the time?
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on: August 06, 2014 01:38
Because his wife Nessa tickles him all the time.

Why did Sauron remain in Middle-Earth after Morgoth had been so totally thrashed in the Great Battle at the end of the First Age?
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on: August 07, 2014 04:46
He saw it as a business opportunity that couldn't be missed.

Why did Fëanor really set fire to the ship at Alqualondë?
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on: August 08, 2014 11:38
Helcaraxë, the grinding ice, was not so far away, so a fire to warm the Noldor seemed sensible at the time.

Why did Cirdan, original posessor of the ring Narya, the ring of fire, give it to Gandalf when Gandalf came to Middle-Earth?
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on: August 08, 2014 12:43
He thought Gandalf could make better use of it. Cirdan was more affiliated with water, after all, but Nenya was already taken.

Why is Nenya made of silver (or possibly mithril?), while Vilya and Narya are gold?
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on: August 08, 2014 06:20
Celebrimbor had a bit of foresight, so when he gave Nenya to Galadriel, he was sure it would not be misplaced. Vilya was given to Gil-galad, who passed it on to Elrond, and Narya was given to Cirdan, who passed it on to Gandalf, which Celebrimbor foresaw too, and figured that the golden color would make it easier for the sloppy holders to find it when they had misplaced it (I mean, look at Sauron and his One Ring!!!)

Why was Arwen called Evenstar?
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on: August 08, 2014 06:56
.... because she had a saucy twinkle in her eye.

Why did Galadriel refuse to give Fëanor a lock of her hair?
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on: August 10, 2014 11:54
Because she hand an extreme bad-hair-day when he asked (lousy timing on his part).

Why Galadriel give a lock of her hair to Gimli?
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on: August 10, 2014 04:53
..... because he had a twinkle in his eye.

Why did Finarfin decide to stay in Aman after the Kinslaying at Alqualondë?
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on: August 11, 2014 01:04
Because he figured one Fin..fin going along was plenty.

Why did Sauron pretend to let himself be taken as a hostage by Ar-Pharazôn?
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on: August 11, 2014 06:19
He'd heard the decorations in the palace were done by his fave Interior Designer and he wanted to see them.

Why did Huan really decide to leave Celegorm and go to Lúthien?
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on: August 13, 2014 01:56
The Feanorian brothers were not much good at cooking for themselves, never mind their (non-herbivore) animals. Huan had heard that Melian (a Maia, of course) was an otherworldly cook, and figured switching families was certain to vastly improve the vittles he was to get.

Why did Maedhros and Maglor really chuck the Silmarils they had finally gotten a hold of from the Host of the West?
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on: August 29, 2014 07:31
After they finally got them after spending untold hours searching for them, and killing untold kinsmen, they discovered they weren't as shiny as they were lead to believe they were and got rid of them.

Why did Sam really want to keep Bill the Pony?
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on: August 29, 2014 08:06
Because Sam knew that he'd have to carry more stuff if Bill was no longer around.

Why did Glaurung destroy Nargothrond?

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on: August 30, 2014 01:50
He was still so mad at the Dwarves of Belegost, whose Lord Azaghâl, while Glaurung slew him, injured Glaurung in a way which forced him to withdraw from the Nirnaeth Arnoediad, making him look bad. He was actually destroying anything that looked like a Dwarven Dwelling, and had he known there were no Dwarves at Nargothrond, he probably would not even have bothered with it.

Why did Turin kill Glaurung?
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on: August 30, 2014 06:09
He was mad that Glaurung took his favorite coffee mug and wanted revenge.

Why do Hobbits dislike the "Big People?"
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