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on: February 06, 2015 02:10
Saruman had not really being taking good care of Isengard, so the place was cobwebbed (small spiders), dusty and rife with insects - including hundreds of moths! So Gandalf humored Saruman along, knowing S would "incarcerate" him on the top of Orthanc. He also new that moths would be in and out of the dusty, musty place for a breath of fresh air like an assembly line, so getting a message to Gwaihir was a given.

Why did Saruman so badly underestimate the threat that enraged Ents posed for him?
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on: February 12, 2015 06:39
They were just trees to him: no intelligence, no spirit, no emotions. After he was finished clear cutting every tree within miles, he was going after them next.

Why did Thranduil act so badly towards Legolas in The Hobbit movies?

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on: February 17, 2015 04:58
Thranduil was totally annoyed that Legolas got so many of the really cool exaggerated fighting scenes, while he had that scene trying to get up the stair to his throne in that ridiculous garment that made not tripping almost impossible.

Why was Thranduil's name not explicitly named in The Hobbit the book?
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on: February 18, 2015 06:12
He thought Legolas had a cooler name than him, and if everyone just called him the Elvenking then he would get the cool title and respect he deserved.

Why did Feanor care so much about the Silmarils?
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on: February 18, 2015 01:48
Well, it is a long story, in the making of the Silmarils he lost his gold tooth in one of them but he couldn't remember which. So he keeps them all in a very safe place so his tooth won't get lost. (You do know how much gold teeth cost for Elves right?)

What would have happened if Elros and Elrond ran away from Elwing and ran into a Balrog?
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on: February 18, 2015 09:01
The little imps would have charmed the giant imp and they all would have lived happily ever after.

Why did Sam really detest Gollum so much?
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on: February 19, 2015 02:36
Gollum was very comfortable with water, something no one would claim for Sam.

Why did Quickbeam decide on the attack on Saruman in the Entmoot so quickly?
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on: February 20, 2015 02:04
so he could get back to the book he was reading


why did the hobbit miss elevensies?
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on: February 20, 2015 06:22
They were so busy admiring the countryside as Aragorn led them along that they completely lost track of time, not to mention that, for some reason, Pippin's inner meal clock wasn't working.

Why did Boromir really give up his life for Merry and Pippin?+
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on: February 20, 2015 07:30
he owed them a lot of money do to his gambling problem he developed playing poker with Gimli.

Where did the ent-wives go?
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on: February 20, 2015 09:42
To Lothlorien where they would be appreciated.

Why was Celeborn and many others suspicious of Fangorn Forest?
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on: February 21, 2015 09:51
Because elfs dislike alliteration


Why did Elrond leave Adra.
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on: February 21, 2015 02:48
Because he was fed up of all the attention the fellowship was getting and wanted to go somewhere he could finally be rid of them. He was also worried that Lady Galadriel was getting more powerful than him.

Why did Arwen really refuse to leave?
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on: February 21, 2015 04:14
she was sick and tired of her father

why didn't the giant eagles just carry Frodo to Mordor?
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on: February 21, 2015 04:58
After carrying Bilbo, who complained the entire time, they were reluctant to get involved with another member of the Baggins clan.

Why didn't Gollum just steal the Ring back and leave Sam and Frodo in Emyn Muil?
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on: February 21, 2015 05:22
he saw how bad the ring actually looked on a hobbit

what did Bilbo use instead of a pocket handkerchief

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on: February 22, 2015 01:55
Balin's beard

Why was Tom Bombadil so happy?
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on: February 22, 2015 06:57
he didn't have any in-laws


what is the real reason Bilbo adapted Frodo?
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on: February 22, 2015 04:59
There was always this undercurrent of competition between the Brandybucks (who had been the earliest Thains of the Shire) and the Tooks (the later Thains). So Bilbo as a half Took really wanted to keep Frodo, a half Brandybuck, in the Took sphere of influence.

Why did Frodo really decide to take Sam along on his way to Mordor instead of going alone, as was his original intention?
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on: February 22, 2015 05:10
he wanted to use Sam as a decoy.

what did lobelia sackville-baggins really hope to get for Bilbo's birthday?
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on: February 27, 2015 09:35
A pink umbrella that she hoped he would re-gift to her.

What was Frodo's real reaction when Gandalf showed him the Ring's writing?
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on: February 28, 2015 06:26
am I getting punked?

Why did Merry and Pippin really decided to go along with Frodo?
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on: March 03, 2015 08:20
They thought they were just going on a weekend camping trip.

What did Gimli think of Legolas' paddling skills?
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on: March 04, 2015 07:52
at least we can't get lost, we are on a river.

what did Gimli really want as a gift from Galadriel?
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on: March 04, 2015 02:36
Her rubber bracelet that said "I Love Rocking!"

What did Galadriel secretly give Legolas?
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on: March 04, 2015 03:43
a kiss. ooooooh. lol

what do the flies in the Midgewater Marshes eat when they can't get a hobbit?
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on: March 04, 2015 11:04
Vegetable stews

What did the Hobbits think about Aragorn's singing skills?
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on: March 05, 2015 07:10
They knew that Arwen didn't marry him for his voice.

why did the hobbits go into the old forest
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on: March 05, 2015 07:18
They like old things, it's why Gandalf is so welcome in their shire.

Why are elves fond of their bows?
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on: March 05, 2015 07:20
because guns weren't invested yet

why do hobbits eat so much?
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on: March 05, 2015 10:45
The food they eat actually releases energy which goes to their feet, to replenish the hair that falls off while walking.

How did Luthien just manage to walk in to Angband?
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on: March 05, 2015 03:27
You think Cesar Millan is good with canines and their owners - that's absolutely nothing compared to Lúthien! She just snapped her fingers and gave Carcharoth one sharp look, and he stayed put! And then the tongue-lashing she gave Morgoth about totally messing up Carcharoth's up-bringing, he was wishing for a nice slug-fest with Tulkas for relief from that!

Why didn't Carcharoth simply go the the "rest room" to get rid of the Silmaril giving him such awful indigestion?
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on: March 06, 2015 12:13
they were out of soap.

Why is butterbur so forgetful?
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on: March 06, 2015 12:18
He has selective memory, so he doesn't really forget, he decides to forget.

How did Glamrug get his hypnotizing abilities?
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on: March 06, 2015 12:45
Lol, I'm guessing you mean Glaurung. He stole the power off a cruel wizard that had hypnotised him into believing he had an extremely pretty dragoness wife. The wizard has a book of powerful spells, deceivingly entitled "Having fun with magic!" followed by a series of smiley faces. Didn't exactly sound alarm bells for Glaurung. Alas, the illusion was not true, and Glaurung decided to nick the book so he could punish the world as he himself had been punished.

Why did Fingolfin decide to engage in a one to one battle with the (joint) most powerful ainur?
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