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on: June 20, 2017 11:36
Dear Diary,

I'm not looking forward to returning to Orthanc to report to old Crabby. He's not going to be pleased that we lost them small hobbit things. I'm sure glad it's not me that has to actually make the report.

Sergeant - Uruk-hai troop

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on: June 20, 2017 02:53
Dear Diary,

Sarg has ordered me to write a report about the missing halflings. We all know old beady would possibly kill us unless I bend the truth abit. I will write in my report that Uruks from Mordor came and took the halflings after all old beady is working for the Great Eye. Now we won't be blamed.

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on: June 23, 2017 08:54
Dear Diary,

I hate being a twin! Elrohir made two stupid mistakes during sword training and the Sword Master called him Elladan when he yelled at him about it. Of course my stupid twin brother didn't correct him, and now I look like a fool who can't use a sword properly. He's always getting me in trouble and I hate it.

Elladan

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on: June 25, 2017 12:19
Dear Diary,

So what if I made a couple of mistakes during todays practice? The reason I didn't correct our sword teacher is because Elladan has in the past been caught causing a few accidents all around Rivendell including smashing one of Father's favourite vases and pinning it on me by giving the guards my name instead of his. Of course that meant Father took all the punishment out on me.
Perhaps its time we went our separate ways. Truthfully I am sick of getting him out of trouble all the time and constantly saving his life against Orcs.

Elrohir
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on: June 25, 2017 05:55
Dear Diary,

I'm so bored! Being stuck in the Void is no fun, especially since Morgoth/Melkor thinks he can still boss me around. It really grinds my gears when he's telling me what to do, and how to do it. I think I proved myself in Arda after he had been chained by that upstart Tulkas. I can't help it if I overlooked the hobbits. I had no idea such creatures existed until my Ring showed up in the hands of one of them.

Sauron

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on: July 05, 2017 12:04
Dear Diary,

I was on my way back to Isengard when I was stopped by some black riders. One of them spoke to me asking where they could find the Shire. I gave them the directions without hesitation. I asked them why were they heading to the Shire because there is nothing there that would interest them. One of the riders whom I think was their leader told me that their business with the Shire does not concern me and if I wanted to stay alive I should never mention this conversation with anyone.
I might go and tell Sarunan.

Grima Wormtongue
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on: July 19, 2017 05:06
Dear Diary,

I have to admit that I'm totally smitten with Estel/Aragorn. He's finally returned from his Ranger duties and is looking particularly fine. I would like to approach him but I'm afraid the difference in our ages will put him off.

Arwen
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on: July 20, 2017 11:50
Dear Diary,

Will the Elf and Dwarf ever stop arguing? It's driving me up the wall I mean who cares what happened between them in the past get over it. As I see it the are both as bad as each other. It's the Elves fault the rings were made and its the Dwarves fault that they woke up that Balrog thingy.

Aragon
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on: July 24, 2017 10:39
Dear Diary,

I'm so excited! The Valinor Evening Standard has asked me to write a column to the lovelorn.

Míriel Serindë
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on: July 24, 2017 12:59
Dear Diary,

I'm still sitting on this seat above Angband.
Haven't seen Morgoth in a few Days. Hopefully he has fallen over and can't get up.

Hurin
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on: August 03, 2017 07:49
Dear Diary,

If my mother can write a column to the lovelorn, I guess I can teach anger management courses; or alternatively, a course in diplomatic relations between the races.

Fëanor
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on: August 17, 2017 09:46
Dear Diary,

I have heard rumours that the Valar are planning to resurrect a few Elves.
Hopefully I can be one of them. However I seriously doubt it.

Maedhros
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on: August 18, 2017 08:08
Dear Diary,

My sons are under the impression that they will return to Valinor within a reasonable amount of time, but it's not going to happen because I will fight any release, for any of my sons, and ensure they remain in these Halls until the final Battle, unless I am released with them (not that I'm spiteful .... well, maybe just a little).

Fëanor

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on: August 18, 2017 10:07
Dear Diary,

If there is any chance for an elf or elves to leave these Halls it should be me and Turgon as we were great kings and did alot to protect our people against enemies.

Thingol
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on: August 28, 2017 08:16
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I've had it! Every time there's a bit of dissension in the ranks Old Gloomy decides it's my fault. Like I have nothing better to do than stir up trouble. (Well, I don't really but I won't tell him that, will I?)

Fëanor


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on: August 28, 2017 11:35
Dear Diary,

I can not believe it, the premium for my staff insurance has gone up 150%. I might have to ask Saruman what company he uses to insure his Staff

Gandalf
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on: September 02, 2017 12:52
Dear Diary,

I'm so excited I actually managed to flame today; well, not so much flame as smoke, but I feel I'm so close, and Mater was so impressed ..... Pater, not so much. He thinks I'm lagging behind my clutch-mates, although he's careful not to say anything in front of Mater. He doesn't know it yet but I'm going to be the baddest dragon around.

Smaug

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on: September 02, 2017 11:43
Dear Diary,

I have been visited by Gandalf, Thirteen Dwarves and a Hobbit. They have told me a fascinating story and have asked for refuge for the night, I being generous gave given them food and a bed. Although I don't really care about dwarves I will tolerate these dwarves.

Beorn
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on: September 04, 2017 05:30
Dear Diary,

Is it my imagination but Boromir seems much too interested in the stupid Ring? I've mentioned my concern to Sam but he didn't offer any advice. I'm going to take a walk and think about my suspicions. Maybe I should talk to Aragorn.

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on: September 18, 2017 12:07
Dear Diary,

If Gandalf will not help me to retrieve the one ring then perhaps I could forge my own ring to be able to control the one ring.
Sauron forgets that I to was an apprentice of Aule and am also taught in the skill of craftmenship.

Saruman
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on: September 19, 2017 07:51
Dear Diary,

I managed to sell those three ponies for a better price than I thought I would get for them. The strange creatures that bought them seem to have been in a hurry so there was no haggling over the price. Little do they know, Bill will come back to me as soon as he's freed.

Bill Ferny

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on: September 25, 2017 09:10
Dear Diary,

I have just finished writing the book about my adventure with the Dwarves. I have titled it, There and Back Again- A Hobbit's Tale by Bilbo Baggins. I can't wait until I show this to Frodo later today as I have heard that he is on his way to Rivendell.

Bilbo

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on: September 26, 2017 08:32
Dear Diary,

Whatever can Lord Celeborn be thinking? He's planning on accompanying my brothers and I on our circuit around Lothlórien.

It has been eons since he slept on a flet, or ate campfire cooked food; not to mention he insists on wearing white clothing which will hardly make us inconspicuous.

I tried to discuss this with the Lady Galadriel, but she just laughed and wished me good luck.

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on: October 04, 2017 05:17
Dear Diary,

Boromir and Faramir are both playing up as usual, running around and throwing food at each other. They might be children still but I believe it's time for them to act more like soldiers. There nothing wrong with them starting their training now.

Lord Denethor
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on: October 06, 2017 05:56
Dear Diary,

Father was very cross with us this morning because Faramir and I were playing with our food at breakfast. I do not know what the big deal is: we just threw a piece of toasted bread back and forth, until it landed on the table, jam side down. Admittedly, it made a bit of a mess, but Father does not have to clean up the mess. We have plenty of servants for that type of thing.

He went into one of his rages and told us that, because of our "juvenile" behaviour, we both must start our military training. Little does he know: we have already begun to do so, as Thorongil has been sparring with us, and teaching us battle strategy, ever since he arrived in Minas Tirith.

Father is not particularly fond of Thorongil but he is not really fond of anyone, including Faramir and myself. At times like these, I really miss Mother's steadying influence.

Boromir


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on: October 06, 2017 10:57
Dear Diary,

Finally Morgoth has released me from this curse and I can leave this dreadful chair. I swear that I will never sit on another chair for the rest of my life. Though I didn't leave empty handed, as I was leaving Morgoth gave me a going away present int the form of a cushion.

Hurin
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on: October 09, 2017 01:02
Dear Diary,

Amil asked me to babysit the twins for the first time ever! I was so happy to be able to spend the day just with them: they're so cute (of course I won't tell Tyelko that because he'll tease me), and I had so much fun with them.

I can't believe the number of questions they ask. They're so curious about everything. I was stumped a few times and I must remember to ask Nelyo for the answers (he seems to know everything).

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on: October 11, 2017 06:44
Dear Diary,

I think old Gandalf has gotten us lost, we have passed the same passage at least ten times already.
Of course I don't want to be the one who tells him as he will probably insult me with bashing my head against the cave wall
So I will just keep it to myself.

Pippin
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on: October 12, 2017 09:29
Dear Diary,

Apparently, Fangorn has called another Entmoot, and we're all supposed to attend. I'm not keen on the idea because these things tend to drag on, and I have better things to do, like search for the Entwives. Oh well, I had better go and see what Fangorn is going to go on about this time.

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on: October 16, 2017 12:24
Dear Diary,

I have been sent to lead an army of Elves to help defend Helms Deep from the Uruk army of Saruman.
The thing is that Elrond has commanded me to go, however I don't work for him but for Lord Celeborn and Lady Galadriel.
Also why can't Elrond or Lord Celeborn lead the army they are both starting to get very lazy.

Haldir
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on: October 26, 2017 10:06
Dear Diary,

Gandalf has chosen a Hobbit by the name of Bilbo Baggins to accompany the Dwarves lead by Thorin Oakenshield on their journey to take back the Lonely Mountain. I have no idea why a Hobbit is needed. To be honest I think they should not go on their mission, as it is most likely to cause the dragon Smaug to waken.
It also appears that Smaug might not be the only threat. There seems to be a Necromancer in Dol Guldur. The White Council believe that it may be one of the Nazgul perhaps their leader the Witchking of Angmar.
Gandalf has the opinion that this Necromancer is Sauron himself. If it is then we must act fast.

Elrond


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on: October 27, 2017 08:29
Dear Diary,

We're breaking out again! It's been a while and the first break-out was a total disaster ..... I only hope a certain red dragon remain sober this time. We're crashing a garden party at Lord Finrod's and Lady Amarië's. Apparently, they're celebrating the anniversary of their union.

The Balrogs are joining us this time so we'll have plenty of fire power <snort>. The old geezer is unaware of our plans as he just slows us down.

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on: October 27, 2017 06:11
Dear Diary,

So I hear that the Dragon and the Balrogs are planning on breaking out of the Void. This old geezer Ancalagon is referring to must be Morgoth. I wonder if Sauron is involved in this plan he hasn't said anything to me about it. I wonder what Morgoth would say if he founds out about this plan. Perhaps he will demote Sauron and finally promote me as his second in command.
Saruman
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on: October 30, 2017 06:21
Dear Diary,

Saruman went and tattled to Morgoth about our plans. Of course, his petty actions will have no effect on them. During the relaying of the intel, he apparently called the Boss an old geezer, and was turned into a toad. Silly git. Glaurung's the old geezer. Young Smaugie was particularly amused by the entire episode.

Huan and his BCF, Tevildo, have confirmed their participation and will join us at the villa.

Ancalagon

For those people interested in joining us on this escape: the back story is that the dragons and Balrogs have been shrunk down in size by Manwë, and placed in a dimensionless, and supposedly inescapable, terrarium created by Aulë.
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on: October 30, 2017 10:59
Dear Diary,

I am looking at my creatures in there enclosure and can't believe how useless they appear to be
Damn Manwe for shrinking them and damn Aule for the creation of this glass cage.
I turned Saruman into a toad for calling me an old geezer.
Hey look at Gothmog with is little whip and axe

Morgoth
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