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on: November 28, 2018 07:19
Dear Diary,

Honestly, my brother acts like such an idiot some times, it really annoys me. He saw me practicing my sword forms today and asked me why I was bothering. He told me I should follow more 'womanly' pursuits.

I managed to kick in the shin and, to my delight, he's limping around.

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on: November 28, 2018 12:31
Dear Diary,

I have been wandering around Middle Earth ever since throwing away that Silmaril. My six brothers are dead and it's just me.
I know that I can never undo the things that I have done as the past can never be rewritten. The only good thing that I can recall since making that oath was looking after the sons of Earendil. I have heard much about Elros and Elrond over the centuries. It does not surprise me that Sauron is still around causing destruction though one could say my family caused more damage. I wonder if Elrond would remember me if he saw me? Would he welcome me in Imladris? What about Galadriel could she ever forgive me for the things I did.
Perhaps I should pay them a visit.

Maglor
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on: December 17, 2018 08:06
Dear Diary,

Maglor is staying in Imladris for a while, having been wandering Arda for Ages (and yes, that capital letter on Ages is appropriate!), and apparently having last visited Galadriel and Celeborn in Lothlórien. He had a somewhat lukewarm, at best, reception there - not a surprising anywhere in post-First-Age Middle-earth. But hey, the guy can still some extremely good lyrics! We had a long chat together, and I suggested that he step back and still do the writing of the lyrics, but let other bards do the actual singing of his songs. He's still mulling the proposition, but this could be a viable new career for him.

Elrond.

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on: December 22, 2018 08:06
Dear Diary,

It has been an age since Melkor was captured and Utumno being destroyed. I have increased the armies of Orcs and Trolls and am winning the battles against the Elves. Gothmog gets things done just give him an order and off he goes. I have also been busy with forging a great mace that will be Lord Melkor's weapon. I am sure that he will enjoy using it, and seeing it will be his he can give it a name if he wishes.

Just heard a very loud scream coming from outside of Angband and have sent Gothmog and to investigate.

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on: December 25, 2018 04:02
Dear Diary,

The race of Men sure love their feast days. They're having another one today with presents, many types of foods, and several types of beverages. Mind you, Yavanna is extremely put out by their custom of cutting down her trees just so they can hang them with coloured baubles and lights. Personally, I think they're beautiful to look at, and she should lighten up a little.

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on: December 25, 2018 06:09
Dear Diary,

King Gil-Galad has given me his Ring of Power I have locked it away safely in my study I am not sure if I will be alive to see it again as we march for Mordor in the Morning. The King believes that it was time for him to pass down the responsibility of the Ring. Perhaps he wishes to sail to the Undying Lands after this upcoming war.

Elrond
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on: December 28, 2018 09:44
Dear Diary,

What a day I've had! I spent the morning cleaning the house only to have the boys come back from the beach, and track sand everywhere. I've made Nelyo and Kano clean it up as they should have made sure the clothing on the wee ones was shaken out before entering the house. Fëanor doesn't understand what the big fuss is, but that's because he doesn't spend countless hours doing housework. Instead he spends all his time in his pristine lab. Perhaps I should let the boys in there, and give him a taste of what I go through on a daily basis.

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on: January 07, 2019 03:11
Dear Diary,

Ever since we arrived in Rivendell Glorfindel has been getting high praises and congratulations from everyone for saving Frodo’s life. Please what a load of garbage all he did was put Frodo on his horse and told it to run then he stayed back with the other Hobbits and myself. It should of been me that got all the congratulations without me the Hobbits would be still stuck in Bree or worse.

Aragorn the true Hero
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on: January 09, 2019 09:30
Dear Diary,

Estel has been in such a mood since he arrived back after being the Valar know where! Some might call it childish; I'm trying to put a more positive spin on it. 

His resentment toward Glorfy, because he rode to the Hobbits, and his, defense, is totally uncalled for, and he wasn't very happy when I told him so. Now he's accusing me of being 'attracted' to Glorfy.

I may have to reconsider my betrothal to him, if he doesn't grow up.

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on: January 10, 2019 11:17
Dear Diary,

What cheek! As soon as I was introduced to the Council at Elrond’s house the Dwarf Gimli stood up and asked “I suppose you have a sibling by the name of Armolas. What angered me more was that everyone thought that was funny and started laughing even the other Elves even Lord Elrond. I retaliated by saying if he was a decent husband he would have traveled with his wife then she would not of been captured by orcs.

Legolas

[Edited on 01/11/2019 by Lord_Sauron]
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on: January 19, 2019 04:44
Dear Diary,

Gimli and Legolas are fighting yet again. I've spoken to both of them, and reminded them they are members of a Fellowship, and not toddlers at a Kindergarten. I don't think either of them were particularly happy with my comment.

Aragorn will have to deal with them when he gets back from who knows where. He's always disappearing.

Gandalf, the fed-up.
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on: January 21, 2019 12:04
Dear Diary,

How dare that wizard tell Gimli and I off. as I see it if he had not of been smoking all those Years he may have been able to see that Bilbo had the One Ring all those years ago and may have been able to act then. I say let Sauron have the ring perhaps he can store order. May be he will grant me the throne of Mirkwood Ada's hopeless he was too afraid to help the Dwarves against a small dragon

Legolas
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on: January 21, 2019 03:45
Dear Diary,

I thought that as soon as we get out of Imladris, away from Arwen having one of her exalted moods, things would get better. Oh sure! Thranduil’s spoiled brat has been having temper tantrums; Gandalf may have been hitting his pipe too hard; Gimli has been mumbling incomprehensible things into his beard (I’m guessing in Khuzdul); Boromir seems very narrowly obsessed with Minas Tirith without any comprehension of the big picture; and the Hobbits – I still marvel at the fact that we made it to Imladris at all! Besides the Ring-bearer, only Meriadoc (the only one not hailing from the Shire proper on the west side of the Baranduin) seems to be of the slightest use. Maybe I should ditch the useless members of the Fellowship that Elrond saddled me with, and, taking Frodo and Merry with me, enlist the help of that wood-savvy Istar Radagast and his rabbit sled. Would speed our progress too, is my guess.

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on: January 21, 2019 04:15
Dear Diary,

Why can't that Elf and Dwarf ever stop bickering its driving me up the wall. You don't see me and Aragorn arguing all I suggested was that we go to Minas Tirith or just in that general direction. If Aragorn really cared about the White City he would of come out of hiding years ago and taken the throne then.
I am glad that Gandalf is with us for he does give good counsel. I feel the ring drawing me to it, I must keep my distance from Frodo.

Boromir
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on: January 22, 2019 09:47
Dear Diary,

Boromir accidentally left his diary open and I accidentally read his latest entry. I wonder if I should jog his memory about a certain "Thorongil" who was at the palace in Minas Tirith when he and his brother were small children. Perhaps he would stop nattering about the White City and all of its delights, if he knew I had been there.

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on: January 25, 2019 07:16
Dear Diary,

I still don’t think it was a good idea of dad’s sending Boromir to Rivendell. I mean, we all know big bro has a bit of a one-track mind, totally focused on battles and stuff. And we also know that whatever help we may be getting from the Elves, it’s not going to be anything military, after the Last Alliance over three thousand years ago. So how good an emissary can Boromir be if his specialty is not likely to be on the agenda. And anyway, that dream came to me first, and several times, but dad paid no attention until Boromir also had it – once! But all of a sudden, the dream bit became important! So off goes big bro, with his knack for rubbing people the wrong way. Well, that’s one thing that he has in common with dad. I just have this uneasy feeling that things aren’t going to come out as well as they could have.

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on: January 31, 2019 08:09
Dear Diary,

Faramir is still complaining about not being allowed to go to Rivendell. I do wish he would grow up and get on with things. His brother is far better suited for travel and, more importantly, for battle, if his compatriots find themselves in such a situation.

I've given him extra tasks to try and divert his attention onto something more useful.

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on: February 11, 2019 09:58
Dear Diary,

I have perfected the orc and I have called them the Uruk-Hai. They a larger and stronger then any of the orcs that Sauron has mine also can run in sunlight with out getting hurt.

Saruman
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on: February 12, 2019 11:27
Dear Diary,

That upstart Saruman has created a new ally: an Orc that can move in sunlight, against my explicit orders. I am the only one in Middle-earth allowed to create new species. Now I'm going to have to discipline him, and I have little time for such luxuries these days.

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on: February 12, 2019 12:40
Dear Diary,

So Aulë’s latest traitor says that he has perfected the orc. By Curumo saying that they can move in sunlight did he actually think that the sun would turn my orcs into stone?. From what I here Curumo crafted his own ring that doesn’t do anything unlike my loyal servant speaking of which has truly perfect my trolls now that’s progress

Melkor
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