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on: September 13, 2016 01:12

You get a hen party.

*Inserts three dozen assorted donuts.*

"Blunt the knives, bend the forks, smash the bottles and burn the corks!"

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on: September 14, 2016 12:08

You get some happy people, or hyper kids

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on: September 14, 2016 07:52

You forgot to 'insert' something so I will now. LOL

*Inserts a bucket of soapy water.*

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on: September 16, 2016 07:08

You get a fresh smelling, clean doggie.

*Inserts an assortment of Belgian Truffles.*

"May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks."

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on: September 16, 2016 02:55

You get a drooling Mod who can't make up her mind which one she wants to eat first.

*Inserts a basket of freshly baked cinnamon rolls.*

"Blunt the knives, bend the forks, smash the bottles and burn the corks!"
"That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!"

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on: October 22, 2016 08:14

You get a suspiciously roll shaped cat, and it's humans with an empty stomach. (True story.)

*Inserts a large pumpkin.*

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on: October 23, 2016 07:19

You get a Jack O' Lantern.

*Inserts an Orc suit.*

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on: January 15, 2017 04:45

You get your very own Orc Commander, prepared to vanquish all of your personal enemies!

*inserts a ladybug*

We were one in the same, running like moths to the flame. You'd hang on every word I'd say, but now they only ricochet.

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on: January 15, 2017 07:35

You get a garden free from aphids.

*inserts Sting*

"Oh come on, we can take 'em."

"Yet such is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere." ~ Elrond â™¥

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on: January 15, 2017 07:44

You get Bilbo, who has come to look for it.

*inserts overpriced college textbook*

We were one in the same, running like moths to the flame. You'd hang on every word I'd say, but now they only ricochet.

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on: January 15, 2017 10:03

You get a laughing Mod who has no use for a text book, overpriced or otherwise.

*Inserts several sheets of used Christmas wrapping paper.*

"There was not ever any dragon, not even Ancalagon the Black, who could have harmed the One Ring, the Ruling Ring, for that was made by Sauron himself."
"It was now Frodo's turn to feel pleased with himself. He capered about on the table..."

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on: January 15, 2017 10:58

You get the gift receipts of the gifts that were wrapped in the paper.

*Inserts a spiral notebook*

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on: January 16, 2017 03:25

You get a place to jot down your passwords as you change them for 2017.

*Inserts a fountain pen shaped as a dragon, and some green ink.

"It was now Frodo's turn to feel pleased with himself. He capered about on the table..."

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on: January 16, 2017 03:49

You get a tiny little dragon that keeps your company.

*Inserts a crock pot*

We were one in the same, running like moths to the flame. You'd hang on every word I'd say, but now they only ricochet.

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on: January 16, 2017 08:57

You get a hearty beef and kidney stew.

*Inserts a minature elephant calf*

"It was now Frodo's turn to feel pleased with himself. He capered about on the table..."

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on: January 17, 2017 07:41

You get a collection of beautiful glass pieces to display.

*Inserts a cell phone case*

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on: January 17, 2017 09:38

You get a brand spanking new phone.

*Inserts a calendar of cats doing yoga*

"Oh come on, we can take 'em."

"Yet such is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere." ~ Elrond â™¥

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on: January 18, 2017 05:02

You get an amused Mod.

*Inserts a bunch of overripe bananas*

"It was now Frodo's turn to feel pleased with himself. He capered about on the table..."
"All hail the mighty food that is Lembas bread!"

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on: January 19, 2017 08:17

You get a stomach ache.

*Inserts some Danish pastries*

"Oh come on, we can take 'em."

"Yet such is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere." ~ Elrond â™¥

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on: January 19, 2017 09:27

You get well-padded hips.

*Inserts a tub of cottage cheese*

"It was now Frodo's turn to feel pleased with himself. He capered about on the table..."
"All hail the mighty food that is Lembas bread!"

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on: April 12, 2017 11:06

You get Bombur

*inserts a pint of ale*

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on: April 13, 2017 09:17

You get fish and chips for dinner.

*Inserts a dozen beautifully dyed Easter eggs in a wicker basket*

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on: April 18, 2017 08:27

You get a confused Easter bunny looking for them all.

*inserts a double fudge hot chocolate*

"Yet such is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere." ~ Elrond â™¥