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on: July 08, 2016 02:14
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on: July 10, 2016 07:43
Finally, my own crate of crocodiles! After I heal from the bites, I'll be able to cook up some gator tail and impress my friends with all my skillz!

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on: July 10, 2016 01:50
*ducks* Dang thing durn neer kicked me in the head! Git me another hoss afore I git kilt!

"Drops fourteen pounds of horse hockey pucks on TNP."

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on: August 13, 2016 01:25
*cries out*

Yowch! Good thing I can have a yard sale to shift some of these!

*Drops a bag of angry and hungry opossums onto TNP*

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on: August 16, 2016 01:44
*runs around screaming* Get them off me! Get them off me!

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on: August 19, 2016 07:36
Offt, that's gonna leave a mark.

*Drops a box of kittens on TNP*
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on: August 20, 2016 04:32
ooh more cats! I will find good homes for all but the black one which I will keep.

"Drops a box of puppies on TNP"

"Fiddlesticks and Fluffdoodle"
"The grey rain-curtain turned all to silver glass and was rolled back, and he beheld white shores and beyond them a far green country under a swift sunrise." ~ R.I.P. Lindarielwen
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on: August 21, 2016 01:07
Yay puppies! I wish I could keep them all - I'll keep the husky/malamute puppy, as I like big dogs

*Drops a herd of cows on TNP*
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on: August 21, 2016 05:25
Image ... moooo! Oh goody, fertiliser for the gardens.

"Drops a team of Shire horses on TNP"

"Fiddlesticks and Fluffdoodle"
"The grey rain-curtain turned all to silver glass and was rolled back, and he beheld white shores and beyond them a far green country under a swift sunrise." ~ R.I.P. Lindarielwen
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on: August 29, 2016 04:49
*Tries to train the white one.*

*Drops a 100lb stick of butter on TNP*
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on: August 29, 2016 03:00
*hums* As she begins making sheets of puffed pastry.

"Drops a crate of eggs on TNP"

"See, lads, next time this young varmint sets foot on my land, you can eat him. Now see him off!"
"The grey rain-curtain turned all to silver glass and was rolled back, and he beheld white shores and beyond them a far green country under a swift sunrise." ~ R.I.P. Lindarielwen
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on: August 30, 2016 01:08
Makes a lot of fried eggs.

*Drops pointy ears on TNP*
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on: August 31, 2016 03:51
I will use them to create an elf-look for Halloween.

"Drops a large painting of Rivendell on TNP "

"See, lads, next time this young varmint sets foot on my land, you can eat him. Now see him off!"
"The grey rain-curtain turned all to silver glass and was rolled back, and he beheld white shores and beyond them a far green country under a swift sunrise." ~ R.I.P. Lindarielwen
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on: September 16, 2016 08:21
I hang it on the wall, of course! (if it's not broken by my head..)

*drops a giant antique vase on TNP*

"May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks."


[Edited on 09/16/2016 by Hithfaerwen]
Those we love do not go away, they walk beside us every day...Unseen, unheard, but always near, still loved, still missed and very dear. ~ For my unforgettable dear friend Buksi, and the angelic Lindarielwen
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on: September 16, 2016 02:20
Ouch! Well, not only did that hurt I'm bleeding from multiple lacerations to my head, I have vase shards everywhere. And it was such a pretty vase.

"Drops a bucket of lightly salted popcorn and an action flick on TNP. "

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"That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!"
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on: September 18, 2016 10:11
Oh, I did not want that to happen. I though those falling animals were training you all for heavier items Image

I sit down with my husband to see the flick, but after eating half of the popcorn I obviously fall asleep.

*drops a beautiful feathered fan on TNP"
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on: September 21, 2016 02:26
I will put it on my bedroom wall as it will compliment the other decorations I have there.

*Drops a homemade vegetarian lasagna on TNP*


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on: November 01, 2016 12:02
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on: November 05, 2016 04:37
Eats it with relish.

Drops an original-issue can containing four by now very bounce-challenged Dunlop Fort tennis balls on TNP.
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on: November 05, 2016 01:26
They seem to have enough bounce left to keep Oscar happy so I guess I'll put them in his toy box carton.

"Drops some pork chops baked with red cabbage and apple on TNP".

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on: November 19, 2016 07:43
Past my time for eating, and skeptical of any pork dishes I'm unfamiliar with, I guess I'll

"Drop Evil~Shieldmaiden's pork chops baked with red cabbage and apple on TNP".
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on: November 19, 2016 09:58
I make wonderful pork chops with red cabbage and apple so I'll ... happily eat my own dish.

"Drops a batch of soft oatmeal raisin cookies on TNP"
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on: January 15, 2017 04:46
I will eat every last one of them.

*Drops a mouse on TNP*
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on: January 15, 2017 07:32
I'd better put this mouse outside, or my cat, Mr. Lister, will eat him.

*Drops a bag of chocolate coins on TNP*

"Oh come on, we can take 'em."

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on: January 15, 2017 10:06
Chocolate!!!! My heroine ... Image

*Drops a box of Oreo cookies on TNP*

"There was not ever any dragon, not even Ancalagon the Black, who could have harmed the One Ring, the Ruling Ring, for that was made by Sauron himself."
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on: January 15, 2017 10:57
I'll make an Oreo cheesecake with them!

*Drops a roll of quarters on TNP*
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on: January 15, 2017 11:59
Oh good! I can add them to my travel jar!

*drops a grandfather clock on TNP*
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on: January 15, 2017 02:26
I will take it with me when if I move out so it can improve the aesthetic of my apartment.

*drops an empty perfume bottle on TNP*
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on: January 16, 2017 02:56
I will fill it with my favourite scent.

*Drops a hot iron on TNP*

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on: January 17, 2017 09:53
Yowch! Well, at least I can iron my work uniforms with it... Better make sure I've not got a serious burn, though.

*Drops a pair of castanets on TNP*

"Oh come on, we can take 'em."
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on: January 18, 2017 04:52
You get a flamenco dancer.

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"All hail the mighty food that is Lembas bread!"
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ItarildeSirfalas
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on: January 19, 2017 08:28
As our Mod hasn't dropped anything, I will in her stead.

*Drops a flamenco dancer's dress on TNP*

"Oh come on, we can take 'em."
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on: January 19, 2017 09:17
You get an embarrassment of riches ... well an embarrassment of some kind, if you've ever seen me dance flamenco.

*Drops a dozen chocolate cupcakes with pink icing and sprinkles on TNP*

"It was now Frodo's turn to feel pleased with himself. He capered about on the table..."
"All hail the mighty food that is Lembas bread!"
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on: April 12, 2017 11:28
Thanks I am a bit hungry

*Drops a giant Easter Egg on TNP*
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on: April 13, 2017 09:15
*oomph* er, thanks. I think. It's definitely not a hollow egg so I'll start nibbling on it now, and maybe I'll finish it by summer.

*Drops the Easter Bunny on TNP*

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