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Evil~Shieldmaiden
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on: May 13, 2017 11:54
*feels through all the pockets in his robe and cloak*

Where the heck have I left my glasses?

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on: May 14, 2017 07:33
How is the old geezer supposed to find the central heating place in these caves without his glasses?
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on: May 15, 2017 02:23
What's he talking about? Central heating system? He's the central heating system.
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on: May 15, 2017 05:10
Hello, buddy, which way to Angband?
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on: May 16, 2017 05:07
Angband? Angband?!? You pathetic lizard, do you believe I care? Ask some of my relatives, maybe Fingolfin, or Maedhros, or Fingon, maybe they care. I don’t give Balrog droppings about that place!!! Image
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on: May 16, 2017 11:46
I do hope that they've not let Fëanor out of the Halls to stir up more trouble.
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on: May 17, 2017 09:40
Angband - somehow not my favorite place in memory, either.
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on: May 18, 2017 10:40
This conversation has become tiresome. I think I'll try and track down my two missing hobbits.
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on: May 18, 2017 05:20
I have heard that Hobbits are tastier than Dwarves
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on: May 19, 2017 02:48
So hydrogen peroxide is supposed to be good for hair?

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Evil~Shieldmaiden
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on: May 19, 2017 09:59
Speaking of grooming, I should get my hair and beard trimmed.
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on: May 20, 2017 12:44
What’s this hair stuff the others have been babbling about?
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on: May 22, 2017 05:16
Oh dear, Smaug's here.

“If just one more pipe-weed junkie shows up at my door asking for a “light”, I’ll “light up” a lot more than just his pipe-weed!”
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on: May 22, 2017 06:46
My nose seems to be reddening – maybe I should put some sun-blocker on it before my next stroll outside.
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on: May 23, 2017 08:11
Seems obsessed with noses for some reason.

“If just one more pipe-weed junkie shows up at my door asking for a “light”, I’ll “light up” a lot more than just his pipe-weed!”
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on: May 26, 2017 07:02
Maybe I overdid it with the rouge just a tad.
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on: May 27, 2017 09:20
I hope Bilbo will be okay.

“If just one more pipe-weed junkie shows up at my door asking for a “light”, I’ll “light up” a lot more than just his pipe-weed!”
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on: May 27, 2017 10:47
Now what's this: "eyebrow liners." Huh? What's an eyebrow?
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on: May 28, 2017 04:05
He's quite a handsome fellow although I would never tell him that - his ego doesn't need a boost.

“If just one more pipe-weed junkie shows up at my door asking for a “light”, I’ll “light up” a lot more than just his pipe-weed!”
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on: May 28, 2017 06:59
I want my money back! It clearly says “lipstick” on the box this odd contraption was in, but it is definitely not staying stuck anywhere on my lips!
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on: May 29, 2017 05:46
Now where did Pippin put his barrel of pipeweed
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on: May 30, 2017 03:50
The height of my hairline above my left eye is starting to make me resemble Elrond! I seriously need to something about it!
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on: May 30, 2017 11:09
Did somebody say pipe-weed?

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on: May 31, 2017 02:09
Please, please let that scruffy Istar ask me for a "light"! *evil snicker*
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on: May 31, 2017 05:27
How on earth did I end up here, in the company of Sauron and Smaug?
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on: May 31, 2017 07:52
Give me a Ring of Power. Please
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on: June 01, 2017 03:10
Looks like a (bad) helmet hair day today.
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on: June 01, 2017 05:50
And now Feanor. What a company I am in...
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on: June 01, 2017 08:36
What a cranky old wizard!

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Gandolorin
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on: June 02, 2017 01:06
Is letting the kid play with matches so much really a good idea?
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on: June 03, 2017 06:17
*fishes through pockets* Speaking of matches, I wonder where mine are.
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on: June 03, 2017 07:24
Oh yes! Can’t find his matches! Maybe now the ol’ codger will ask me for a “light!”
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on: June 03, 2017 08:49
Hey Smaug can you send a flame past me then I can use it to light my pipe.
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on: June 03, 2017 10:45
"Oy, Khamul - does this new hairstyle make me look more badass?"
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on: June 04, 2017 02:14
Matches are fun!
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