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Gandolorin
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on: July 03, 2018 02:13
Like that’s gonna happen, pipe-weed freak! Just as a wild hypothesis: you don’t want to be too close to Orodruin when it happens.

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Lord_Sauron
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on: July 03, 2018 09:20
And would you then join Morgoth in the Void? I also don't think that you would be able to recover. When we destroy the ring most of you will be destroyed

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Gandolorin
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on: July 05, 2018 11:55
Why don't you tell me? You had an out-of-body experience after your fracas with the Balrog of Moria.
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on: July 06, 2018 01:14
Yes but I didn't lose any of my native power instead I got an increase. Do you think Hobbits are fascinating creatures? I do of course
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on: July 07, 2018 02:44
If that twisted Gollum creature, as some strange rumors claim, is one of them, then fascinating in a twisted way would be an appropriate description - and that would appeal to my personal sensibilities, of course. But I suspect that he is not really a template specimen for the whole of this badly-documented species.
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on: July 10, 2018 01:34
Could you have controlled Smaug and the Balrog of Moria?
Gandolorin
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on: July 10, 2018 04:53
What is this, an interview for the Istari Independent? If so - next question, please!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: July 11, 2018 02:37
I'm just interested thats all
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on: July 11, 2018 04:00
"Just" interested, oh yes, of course - interested in the way that made the Southrons give you the name Incanús, maybe, you old Maia meddler, heh?
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on: July 16, 2018 12:27
Aragorn is under the impression that you don't like your real name spoken or written however the Mouth of Sauron contradicts this. Perhaps its your real Maia name "Mairon" that you don't want spoken or written
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on: July 16, 2018 08:13
Not sure where you got your Intel, Wizard, but it makes me laugh.
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Gandolorin
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on: July 16, 2018 11:55
Meh! Listening to those two Maiar blab makes it clear to my why Tevildo sent his agent to Manwë and insisted in not being mentioned in any way, shape or form in the garbled tale that was finally published!
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on: July 17, 2018 04:43
*aaachoooo* Dang it! that cat is making me sneeze!

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Lord_Sauron
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on: July 17, 2018 09:40
Don't blame me Wizard, perhaps you have bird feathers stuck in your beard
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on: July 20, 2018 12:20
Methinks the cat doth not realize that it was Tevildo's inane mewings of just that sort that cats appear unable to suppress that led to my supplanting the simpleminded tabby in historical tomes.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: July 20, 2018 07:04
Did you know about Mordor before the Second Age?
Gandolorin
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on: July 20, 2018 11:41
The Big Boss was imprisoned in Valinor in those ages of the Two Trees after the Elves awoke, not me. That was a looooong time in terms of years of the Sun and Moon. Believe me, nobody come close to me in the knowledge of the geography if Middle-earth!
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on: July 24, 2018 12:02
Speaking of geography I'm off to the Inn of the Prancing Pony located in Bree
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on: July 24, 2018 01:35
While you're there, could you check if my Ringwraiths are in there hitting the pints? Some of their last messages have been seriously below my expectations!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: July 24, 2018 11:33
I will have them sent back to Mordor, Why don't you come down and have a few pints with me?
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on: July 24, 2018 10:05
A few pints?!? Sound like pipe-weed is not your only vice. Does Irmo know about this?
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on: July 25, 2018 12:35
Nope I don't tell the Valar anything Saruman reports to them.

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on: July 25, 2018 07:42
Saurman! He's a fool, and I have him wrapped around my finger.

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Lord_Sauron
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on: July 25, 2018 12:18
Are you sure about that?. Rumour has it that he is after your Ring for himself
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on: July 26, 2018 12:35
I'll tell you a dirty little secret: Saruman is a soap opera junkie. Between what we produce at Barad-dûr studios and the commercials we outsource, he is by now practically unable to tear himself away from his palantir. Now if we could just invent something much cheaper and more easily produced than those palantiri of Fëanor's ... the mind boggles! A "palantir" in every home, and good-bye the need for hugely costly armies!
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on: July 30, 2018 03:12
By the Valar, he really is suffering from Morgoth-envy!
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Gandolorin
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on: July 30, 2018 11:07
Maiar ... mice ... ah, no, besides the common first letter, they have nothing in common.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: August 02, 2018 12:28
Oh that's just great I have just been summoned to Lothlorien by that Elf Witch Galadriel and Celeboring I mean Celeborn
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on: August 02, 2018 01:14
You're just grumpy because Elrond allows pipe-weed inside Imladris, while you have to go out on the balcony in Lothlórien.
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on: August 02, 2018 08:59
Ha well at least I am able to enter Imladris and Lothlorien your just to afraid to
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on: August 03, 2018 12:03
Pah! I know you nosed around Dol Guldur way back when, but even then you only managed to see what were basically the cellars. You just cannot imagine my view from my penthouse in Barad-dûr. Nothing in those tree-infested Elven abodes comes near! *snort*
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Lord_Sauron
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on: August 03, 2018 01:51
Your fortress of Barad-dur it totally overrated
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on: August 04, 2018 10:59
How would you even know? I built this place to please me, not you. I mean, you seem to like that dinky harp music of Rivendell and Lothlórien. None of that here, just (heavy) metal!
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on: August 07, 2018 12:50
To be honest I think Lothlorien and Rivendell are kind of boring places. My favourite place in Middle Earth is the Shire, you should check it out
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on: August 07, 2018 10:13
I. Don't. Think. So. You may remember (do you, actually?) that I sent some of my Nazgûl there to look for that runt (rumor has it a very, very distant relative of that inscrutable Gollum creature) that you left my Ring with for 17 years? Well, from their confused reports, I can only deduce that the place practically bored them to death. Nazgûl. Bored to death!!!. Get it? Their incursion into this apparently horrifying Shire may have done them more damage that anything else that ever happened to them. Just forget that Ford of Bruinen diddly-droppings. I have the dark hunch that they never recovered from that incursion, even infecting their colleagues that never entered that terrifying black-box. Things might have gone otherwise if I had just have the waiting in Bree - or maybe even better, just at that blasted ford.
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