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Gandolorin
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on: October 02, 2018 01:12
I have never needed to resort to forgery!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: October 13, 2018 12:37
What do you eat if nothing grows in Mordor?
Gandolorin
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on: October 14, 2018 05:51
You must be confusing Gorgoroth with all of Mordor. Our eats might not satisfy your dainty palates, but my minions are not that finicky.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: October 15, 2018 10:43
Perhaps I should come for a visit
Gandolorin
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on: October 16, 2018 12:45
Getting tired of those wimpy lembas that some obnoxious Elf used to flog here? *grin*
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Lord_Sauron
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on: October 19, 2018 08:20
Not only that, Over the Years the Elves have become so boring and really don't do anything anymore. As you certainly know the Elves of the First Age were great, the Elves now seem a bit watered down. Galadriel, Cirdan and Glorfindel are of course don't fall into that category.
Gandolorin
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on: October 20, 2018 12:50
Odd. You failed to mention Elrond. Any reason?
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Lord_Sauron
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on: October 20, 2018 01:56
He and I had an argument that's why I didn't mention him although I should have. Though didn't you once say that Elrond wasn't a real Elf? He was just lucky that his Dad decided to go to he Undying Lands.
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on: October 21, 2018 02:01
I think we all know that Elrond de-facto belongs to the Half-Elven (actually his ancestry is far more splintered than that, especially if you count his descent from all three branches of the Elves and all three branches of the Dúnedain, and never mind Melian!). And we also all know that he chose to be counted among the elder race. No need to tell me, he certainly proved a Full-Elven pain in you-know-where in the dealings I had with him!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: October 22, 2018 02:08
But you never really had to deal with Elrond did you? nor did you ever have to deal with Galadriel and Glorfind.
Gil-Gilad on ther hand you killed
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on: October 22, 2018 04:47
My dear old pipe-wesd junkie, you need to check your annals for the Second Age. Gil-galad had sent Elrond to Eregion to help out Celebrimbor. Fat lot of help he was, he had to retreat to Imladris before my forces in 1697 TA. I would have settled all matters in Eregion once and for all if it hadn't been for those busybodies of Númenoreans interfering. Well, I got back at them for that a mere 1600 plus years later, as you must know. *sneer*

[Edited on 10/22/2018 by Gandolorin]
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Lord_Sauron
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on: October 25, 2018 11:23
Well I was preoccupied in Valinor. In truth I never really wanted to come to Middle Earth
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on: October 27, 2018 07:49
I would never have guessed! I have noticed that you have been doing a perfect imitation of a mendicant for the last 2000 years. Let me give you a hint: you are just not going to find any digs in Middle-earth remotely resembling those you had with Irmo. You know the saying: location, location, location!
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on: October 27, 2018 11:03
I could say something much wiser and cleverer-sounding than what I am saying now, I just choose not to.
If anyone had happened to look out of a window on the east side of the palace, they might have noticed two figures in the darkness, dancing in a square bordered by living plants, out of time with the dancers inside but perfectly in time with each other.
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on: October 28, 2018 03:35
Mum? Mum? Mum. Mum! Mummy. Muuuummy!
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Gandolorin
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on: October 28, 2018 10:21
Hi wolfie!

Dang, where are my eye drops?
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wolfbladequeen
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on: November 04, 2018 02:06
Hi! I hope you're all doing well here.

I never need eyedrops, for I currently have no eyes.
If anyone had happened to look out of a window on the east side of the palace, they might have noticed two figures in the darkness, dancing in a square bordered by living plants, out of time with the dancers inside but perfectly in time with each other.
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on: November 04, 2018 02:22
My eyesight is as sharp as a button. Have you seen my mummy? Big with teeth. Growls a lot.
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Gandolorin
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on: November 04, 2018 06:47
Oh sure. Arctic fox pretending to be a wolf puppy.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: November 13, 2018 06:49
how did you turn yourself into a giant eye?
Gandolorin
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on: November 14, 2018 04:15
Trade secrets, you pipe-weed junkie.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: November 17, 2018 12:43
I'm actually getting sick of you calling me pipe-weed junkie. Would you like me to call you an cynophobia (afraid of dogs) or the big bad sorcerer who is afraid of a little half elf half Maia named Luthien
Gandolorin
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on: November 17, 2018 01:47
Well, I can only go by what my information network has told me about you. Did you ever tell Cirdan that you mainly use the power enhancement that Narya gives you to improve your staff's function as a lighter for you-know-what?
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Lord_Sauron
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on: November 17, 2018 04:03
Speaking of rings how easy is it that all we need to do is drop your ring in Mt Doom so easy that even a hobbit could do it

[Edited on 11/22/2018 by Lord_Sauron]
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on: November 24, 2018 07:53
Let's keep the record straight, shall we? It was a total of five Hobbits who actually handled the Ring. And from "first contact" (Déagol), it took 556 years to do the job. Granted, things got awfully rushed in the last half year. But anyway it wasn't one of your precious Hobbits that actually dropped it!
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on: November 25, 2018 06:36
No. I guess we can thank that poor creature, Gollum, for finishing the deed.
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on: November 26, 2018 09:05
Oh, is that what that ruckus in that mountain in Mordor was all about? Ruffle my feathers, things were far more placid here in Erebor even while Smaug was around (even with his short outburst years ago just before he was slain).
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on: November 26, 2018 11:02
The dragons Smaug and Ancalagon were really overrated basically they flew around for an hour or so then both were shot down fairly easily in my opinion, Now Glaurung is actually a dragon that I can and will take my hat off the things that he did were worth writing about.

[Edited on 11/27/2018 by Lord_Sauron]
Gandolorin
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on: December 17, 2018 08:10
I have lost interest in any lizards, be they as big and whatnot as thay may!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: December 21, 2018 02:38
Grumpy as always
Gandolorin
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on: December 21, 2018 05:26
Look who's talking! Ol' Mr. Serenity himself!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: December 22, 2018 07:53
Why didn't you go out and help when Ungoliant was beating your master?
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on: December 25, 2018 04:05
Oh, give it up Old Man. Have you forgotten I survived three Ages in Middle-earth, unlike my "illustrious Master".
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Gandolorin
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on: January 02, 2019 06:54
All right, who forgot to bring the spare batteries for our flashlights?
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 02, 2019 10:02
I would give some of my batteries but then I wouldn’t have any spares for my staff, I am constantly running out of power.
I need a solar powered staff
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