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Gandolorin
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on: January 03, 2019 12:05
That's not going to do you much good duing the short days of winter.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 07, 2019 02:45
Perhaps you could make me a new staff
Gandolorin
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on: January 08, 2019 02:56
As you should know, I learned all of my creative stuff from Aulë, so I can deal with things dug from deep underneath the earth in mines. Stuff growing on the surface of the earth, like wood from trees, is not along my line (and have you discussed this wooden staff business with you buddy Treebeard, by the way?).
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on: January 08, 2019 11:34
How much more of his bragging do I have to listen to??
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Gandolorin
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on: January 08, 2019 12:36
I'm getting saddle-sore!
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on: January 09, 2019 10:58
I wonder where they're heading.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 09, 2019 10:24
Can you guess which one of us is the Witch-King
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on: January 10, 2019 01:32
Finally! The lazy sods have left for this Shire place.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 10, 2019 07:19
Actually we are on the way to Rohan to compete in the Middle Earth horse race
Gandolorin
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on: January 11, 2019 02:08
Well good luck if either, or even both, of the famous white horses of the place also participate. Image
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 11, 2019 02:18
I would have competed but I am kind of stuck on the top of Orthanc
Gandolorin
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on: January 12, 2019 01:30
So why hasn't Saruman reported this fact to me?!?
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 12, 2019 08:00
What makes you think that he would report to you? He wants the Ring for himself
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on: January 14, 2019 09:32
Lies! He wouldn't dare defy me! 'The' is in my title for a reason you know.
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on: January 14, 2019 10:31
Lembas! Baked this morning! Fresh lembas!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 14, 2019 10:56
Speaking of Lembas, is it lunch time yet?
Evil~Shieldmaiden
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on: January 15, 2019 03:58
The idiots got lost! They're looking for a huge county, and they got lost!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 15, 2019 10:54
You lost your ring
Gandolorin
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on: January 17, 2019 09:38
I did not lose it, it was stolen from me!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 17, 2019 11:00
Isildur got all the credit for what Elendil and Gil-Galad did as they were the ones who really defeated you
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on: January 18, 2019 03:26
Well, Elendil and Gil-galad were in no condition to take my Ring from me after our confrontation, as you should know. And actually, Isildur really sneaked upon me while I was still "distracted", not very heroic, that! Image
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on: January 18, 2019 09:09
After your defeat by Huan were you planning on your Masters downfall
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on: January 19, 2019 03:52
Huan! That hound caused me more trouble than he was worth.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 20, 2019 11:08
Why didn't you just throw a stick maybe he wanted to play fetch
Gandolorin
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on: January 21, 2019 03:22
Having originally been Oromë's pooch, this monster was uncounted centuries beyond puppy age, you ignoramus!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 21, 2019 03:38
Why didn't you just transform into a dragon or balrog?
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on: January 21, 2019 04:21
How would you like it if that pooch decided that "fetch stick" could be an amusing game using your staff?

[Edited on 01/22/2019 by Gandolorin]
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 21, 2019 04:34
Well technically I didn't have my staff then nor was I in Middle Earth and Huan is dead now. Melian told me that you crafted a cradle for baby Luthien that was nice of you considering that your evil
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on: January 22, 2019 09:41
Well, she was a cute baby.
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Gandolorin
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on: January 25, 2019 06:48
I don't care if this rived bed is dry. I still don't like rivers.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 28, 2019 12:01
You shall not pass
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on: January 31, 2019 08:05
I wonder where those blasted Ringwraiths have gone.
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Gandolorin
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on: February 01, 2019 05:42
These blasted hoods badly cramp one's field of view!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: February 04, 2019 06:42
Take them off then. How long did you guys wear your rings before coming invisible? Gollum had the ring for almost 500 years but he never became invisible
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on: February 05, 2019 02:41
Give me a break! You of all beings should be the one best able to tell the difference between Men and Hobbits! Those ain't ponies they're riding!
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