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Lord_Sauron
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on: February 08, 2019 04:00
To be honest I don’t really think that Glorfindfel is all that special, from what I heard was that all he did was push the Balrog off the cliff and fell over himself because he tripped on his own two feet.
At least I stood my ground
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on: February 09, 2019 04:11
I wonder where you get your information, old man.
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on: February 11, 2019 09:44
I am getting hungry can we stop for lunch? I wonder if the master eats
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on: February 12, 2019 11:10
Terrific! They've forgotten they're wraiths. They have no reason to waste time eating food.
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on: February 18, 2019 10:28
Eight of us have also forgotten our names, Khamul only knows his name because it’s printed on the inside of his clothing.
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on: February 19, 2019 10:57
Watching those fools trying to find my ring is like watching a natural disaster unfold. <snort> Not that they're "natural" in any way.
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on: February 19, 2019 12:00
Hey Captain is Barry the Balrog Durin’s bane?
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on: February 21, 2019 01:52
What!!?? What are you &%$!#%! idiots up to now? In case you've forgotten, you're supposed to be looking for my ring, not lollygagging around.
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on: February 21, 2019 09:53
Can’t you make another ring to find the ring you lost? I heard that Saruman has made a ring
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on: February 22, 2019 09:50
No, I can't!!! If you will remember, I had my finger that the Ring was on cut off to get the Ring off me, so now I am missing that very finger on which I would need to take measurements to get an exact copy of the Ring you're looking for. And there are some details of the alloy of the metal of the Ring that are none of your business, so stop procrastinating and start moving your invisible behinds!
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on: February 24, 2019 12:00
I defeated all of your Nazgul at Amon Sûl but it wasn’t shown in the movie and then as Gandalf the White I get beaten by the WK!
which really annoys me and what else annoys me is those Hobbit movies where Galadriel is shown saving me! As a Maia I am more powerful than an Elf and after defeating the traitor Saruman I became stronger than him which of course makes me the Second most powerful being in Third Age after you of course
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on: February 27, 2019 05:32
I'd rate that Amon Sûl business as a tie, all things considered. And as for the movie stuff made by that Kiwi - how shall I put it - there were some advisors to the director that did not show up in the credits. *sneer, gloat* And as you should have guessed, they managed to get their viewpoints accross in other scenes than just yours. *snicker*

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on: February 27, 2019 09:54
Speaking of viewpoint they made out to be a giant eye stuck on top of a tower. And since you really didn’t do anything in the movies or the books one could say that Saruman was the true villain
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on: February 27, 2019 10:59
Saruman does what I tell him to do. You don't think otherwise, do you?
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on: February 28, 2019 07:30
Meh! The Boss seems to be distracted by some useless discussion! I have no idea where we are!
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on: March 10, 2019 01:04
Didn't those riders go by a while ago?

"The ostler has a tipsy cat that plays a five-stringed fiddle."
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on: March 12, 2019 05:52
There are Nine of us Old Man surely even you can count
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on: March 13, 2019 05:18
That old busybody may be right. I'm also getting the impression that the Nine Ninnies are galloping around in circles!
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on: March 13, 2019 06:33
Yes I may be a busybody poking my nose into everyone’s business but at least I’m doing something. You just in your tower. You really never have been active you did come out from time to time frankly you should off stayed inside during the Last Alliance. But even in the FA you just sat by and did nothing

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on: March 14, 2019 05:40
This is really rich! So you’re kind of accusing me of being a sedentary member of the bourgeoisie, or what? Well, what does that make you? A homeless vagrant kind of comes to mind … *snarl*
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on: March 28, 2019 01:03
Well I would rather be homeless than be leg less like your Master
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on: March 28, 2019 02:29
Meh! You should also know that in the non-incarnate state, such body-centric terms have no meaning. Remember the trip back you took between dressing in grey and dressing in white? Ring any bells?
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on: April 05, 2019 11:05
I've got a migraine.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: April 05, 2019 11:15
Its probably caused by all that pipe weed you smoke
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on: April 06, 2019 08:37
So how come you nine ninnies weren't able to defeat the pipe-weed junkie back at Amon Sûl?!? You have a lot of explaining to do when you get back!
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on: April 13, 2019 12:37
Is it true that when you started a petition for Smaug and the Balrog of Moria to be put on the Middle Earth’s Endangered species list that Radagast was the first one to sign it?
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on: April 13, 2019 01:35
Petition??? Are you daft??? If there is any "petition" being circulated in my name it is a blatant forgery. I do not petition! I command!!!
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on: April 13, 2019 04:54
Oh yeah, how's that working out for you. I'm sure the Balrog dances to your tune. *snickers*

"The black horses leapt down the hill in pursuit, and from the Riders came a terrible cry."
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on: April 14, 2019 01:34
Maybe the big boss should cut down on his Palantir-watching. It seems to have made him irascible and jumpy lately, and his ability to stay focused seems to have gone downhill. I mean, this is the third change of target in a very short time, and all we seem to be doing is galloping around aimlessly.
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on: April 16, 2019 12:31
What the! I have been sent back as chess piece
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on: April 16, 2019 05:05
More specifically, a pawn! But come to think of it, this makes keeping track of you immensely more difficult!!! Those Valar can be really annoying!
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on: May 09, 2019 07:54
The old geezer just called his nibs a pawn. We had better keep our distance for a couple of centuries.
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on: May 09, 2019 09:05
What's this rumor of our getting "new steeds" that can fly??? I'm afraid of heights, these horses are bad enough!
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on: May 09, 2019 02:06
Eru help us if these new flying steeds breathe fire
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on: May 12, 2019 06:12
I'd have thought you would like the idea of a steed that can help you light your pipe.
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