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Gandolorin
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on: August 09, 2017 12:26
For a start, I do not eat Dwarves (dreadfully tough for chewing, rumor has it).
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on: August 10, 2017 08:42
Perhaps, but you would likely eat hobbits.
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Gandolorin
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on: August 10, 2017 12:14
I know how Hobbits smell, but I still don't know how they taste.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: August 11, 2017 02:29
Could you eat Saruman for me? He is getting very annoying
Gandolorin
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on: August 11, 2017 04:46
Eating Saruman could be tough chewing even beyond Dwarves! Bleh!
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on: August 11, 2017 01:41
Did you fight in the War of the Wrath?
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on: August 12, 2017 04:36
Your recent posts confused me, Gando and L_S. LOL

I wonder what the wizard will get into next to annoy me.
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Gandolorin
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on: August 12, 2017 05:41
Which annoying wizard are you talking about, Saruman or Gandalf?
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Lord_Sauron
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on: August 12, 2017 12:44
I'm not that annoying am I?
Gandolorin
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on: August 15, 2017 02:41
ALL junior Maiar annoy me!!!
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on: August 15, 2017 08:27
And I suppose you consider yourself a senior Maiar?
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on: August 17, 2017 08:38
Pathetic! Oh dear, the dragon has returned

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Lord_Sauron
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on: August 17, 2017 09:43
Pick me to Captain your armies or would you rather pick the Balrog hiding in Moria
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on: August 18, 2017 05:38
Why do the alien terms “Scotty” and “Beam” suddenly crowd my mind???
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on: August 18, 2017 07:27
What's that miscreant talking about now?

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on: August 19, 2017 05:04
Something involving odd pointy-eared bipeds, and also involving some very strange vehicles, is my gut feeling.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: August 19, 2017 07:23
What other creatures live in the Northern Waste?
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on: August 20, 2017 01:17
Maybe you really need to cut down on the pipe-weed. Waste. Isn’t that a pretty heavy hint?
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on: August 24, 2017 02:19
I know that you can not assume a fair form ever again, but are you still able to shapeshift into something evil like a dragon?
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on: August 25, 2017 04:06
Oromë’s blasted pooch ruined a lot of my shape-shifting costumes back at Minas Tirith 1.0 … I don’t want to talk about it!
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on: August 27, 2017 04:19
Do you know how Morgoth created the Dragons? I always thought he couldn't create anything.
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on: August 28, 2017 02:52
Not only was the Big Guy unable to create, he also stank as a breeder! You don’t want to know details about his Dragon-breeding program, believe me.
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on: August 28, 2017 07:52
Here comes the dragon! Maybe we should change the subject.

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on: August 29, 2017 03:35
Maiar are so uncommunicative! Whenever I show up and catch the odd snatch of a conversation I might consider interesting, they change the subject!
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on: September 01, 2017 08:57
I don't know what Smaug's complaining about. I don't understand what Sauron goes on about either.

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Lord_Sauron
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on: September 01, 2017 12:20
Who said that I was complaining Wizard
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on: September 02, 2017 04:38
I told Melkor that messing around with lizards was not a really good idea.
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on: September 02, 2017 12:31
Better than messing with some of the things you've been messing with, Maia.

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Gandolorin
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on: September 03, 2017 03:00
HEY! Are you calling me a mess???
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on: September 04, 2017 12:02
I don't wish to upset you Old Smaug the Magnificent
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on: September 04, 2017 05:13
Yes! The Wizard and the Dragon are squabbling. That will give me the chance to move my troops into Gondor.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: September 04, 2017 03:00
Why do care about a little kingdom like Gondor?. The last time you ruled of a Kingdom of Man (Numenor) you wasted it.
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on: September 08, 2017 10:47
It’s not my fault those Valar chickened out and called on Big Daddy!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: September 09, 2017 09:30
Tom Bombadil wore your ring and nothing happened.
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on: September 10, 2017 01:39
Have you seen Tom’s wardrobe??? At least the Elves, Men and Dwarves each had their own specific sense of aesthetics. Forging a Ring (or doing whatever) to overcome such a catastrophic non-sense of style would have been even beyond the Big Guy from Angband’s powers, so gimme a break!
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