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Gandolorin
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on: November 15, 2019 09:47
I think the long-absent returnee needs to be brought up to date on the boss's new marketing policy.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: November 15, 2019 02:13
Could one of you ask Sauron if he has one of Aule’s hammers
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on: November 16, 2019 08:46
Aulë's hammers???!!! What are you talking about Old Man?
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Lord_Sauron
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on: November 16, 2019 08:24
I don’t know who this Aulë guy is Boss but a hammer is a tool that one uses to bang things with
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on: November 18, 2019 09:28
Do you think I'm a moron? I know what a hammer is... *grumble*
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on: November 19, 2019 06:26
Would you like some of my Lembas? Lady Galadriel made this batch personally
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on: November 19, 2019 10:24
The last Lembas-peddler to darken the door of Barad-dûr got a taste of one of my Ring-making hammers! (And no, I made them myself, that was Aulë 101, you rumor-mongers!)
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on: November 22, 2019 12:09
In the depths of the Misty Mountains I went through the tunnels that were created by the nameless things that are older than you
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on: November 22, 2019 08:59
Great, what do you want, wizard? To become Gandalf the Platinum?
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on: November 22, 2019 10:00
That would actually be a great name Gandalf the Platinum or even better Mithrandir the Mighty I would choose to be Legolas the Legend You can be Sauron the Stupid
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on: November 26, 2019 07:39
Oh yeah. If he's Gandalf the Platinum, what does that make me?
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on: November 26, 2019 10:14
Sauron the Supreme and besides who cares what that Elf says.
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on: November 27, 2019 06:13
I'm pleased to see the boys have finally accepted their lot in life.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: November 27, 2019 11:34
What actually happened to Ungoliant
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on: December 14, 2019 04:00
I don't care what happened to some spider! Just hurry up and find my ring.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: December 18, 2019 09:31
What does it look like?
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on: December 21, 2019 09:03
I'm blank at the moment.

“I want a crown with seagulls on it, a brooch with a green stone, some Elven weapons, some gold…"
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on: January 08, 2020 11:04
I heard a rumour that the Master once sang to an Elf and that he was so badly out of tune the Elf asked to be killed
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on: January 14, 2020 04:51
Oh come off it! My singing isn't that bad.
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on: January 20, 2020 09:15
Hey Khamul I would not make the Dark Lord angry if I were you don’t forget he has our Rings in his possession and he could kill us at anytime. I know that a hound and an Elf were able to defeat him but rumour has it that the same Elf put old Morgoth asleep and another rumour is that our Master survived a lightning bolt from Manwe
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on: January 21, 2020 07:25
Will you boys quit gossiping like a bunch of old women, and get on with your search!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 21, 2020 09:29
The Witch King has sent word that we must ride in haste to Isengard. As Saruman knows where the Shire is located
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on: January 27, 2020 07:56
By Morgoth's hammer! You didn't get lost AGAIN, did you?
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on: January 27, 2020 09:01
Define lost

[Edited on 02/07/2020 by Lord_Sauron]
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on: February 12, 2020 03:59
Well, you're supposed to be in THE SHIRE, but so far you've missed it completely.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: February 12, 2020 09:10
Does the name Glorfindel mean anything to you? I heard that he has left Rivendell
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on: March 09, 2020 10:39
Would you just get the job done like I asked you?! How difficult can stealing a ring from children-sized creatures actually be?!
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on: March 10, 2020 12:13
Children-sized they may be, but have you ever seen them dig in at a banquet? On the other hand they do seem to have an extreme preference for quantity over quality. Some of them that I managed to convince to try my lembas stuffed themselves with enough to last anyone a month – but they complained that they stull felt hungry!
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on: March 10, 2020 10:30
Some things in Arda that are bigger than a Hobbit’s appetite are as follows Ancalagon (not by much mind you), Melkor’s temper and of course the Egos of each Elven King/Lord that ever existed which does in fact includes your father
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on: March 10, 2020 11:18
Are you saying, or implying by your omission, that I am smaller than the appetite of those furry-footed runts?!? I think I have never been insulted like this before!!! My retribution will be swift and overwhelming!!!
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on: March 11, 2020 12:48
It appears that yet again you are clearly overreacting but if you would like to be included in that list I could add you but then I would have to list Ungoliant, Gothmog( Melkors greatest General and servant in my opinion) and many more. However I would say that you have a far greater ambition towards Middle Earth than Melkor ever did
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on: March 11, 2020 10:28
This is absolutely absurd and uncalled for! *stamps foot* I will not be mocked in such a manner!
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on: March 11, 2020 11:59
Would you like some Lembas? It always calms me down
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on: March 12, 2020 08:27
Am I some sort of a joke to you, elf boy?
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on: March 13, 2020 08:07
Oh, you actually are aware of a concept called humor? Amazing.
But as appears to be usual with you, somewhat sketchy *sigh*.
There are such things as bad jokes ...
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