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Evil~Shieldmaiden
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on: October 13, 2017 11:03
"Pipe-weed junkie" ..... them's fightin' words dragon!
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on: October 14, 2017 05:20
Now what was that all about? Ran out of Old Toby and borrowed some "special mixture" from Radagast?

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on: October 14, 2017 08:07
I also got some mushrooms from Radagast
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on: October 14, 2017 09:30
Mushrooms! I haven't had a decent feed of mushrooms since I got sent to the Void.
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on: October 14, 2017 09:43
Mushrooms? YUCK! Don’t they grow in wet places?
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on: October 14, 2017 09:48
I would think a dragon would love something grown in wet, dank places.
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on: October 14, 2017 10:17
First, former Dwarf habitations are not muddy by definition. And second, wherever I exhale for the odd decade or century is a VERY DRY place (dark is an entirely different, unconnected matter - with some exhalations, my surroundings are anything but dark, Pipe-weed dude).
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on: October 14, 2017 10:38
Well, excuse me! You're called a "lizard" aren't you? Lizards love wet, dank places.
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on: October 14, 2017 11:09
Um, have you recently gotten obsessed with mushrooms? Possibly under the influence of Radagast? Yes, mushrooms (some of them) love wet, dark places. Dragons don’t, at least the wet part, and are personally able to eliminate excessive moisture. And as for my (much smaller) cousins – maybe you’re confusing them with Amphibians?
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on: October 16, 2017 12:09
To be honest mushrooms taste better then that yucky Elven bread. Just don't tell Lady Galadriel as I don't like it when she yells at me.
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on: October 16, 2017 12:56
Actually fried mushrooms are the most delectable dish, but those overgrown lizards are just not even remotely able to modulate their “grill functions” to produce edible results (indirectly yes, as they produce a whole lot of charcoal).
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on: October 16, 2017 11:52
I don't think the dragon has a "grill function" he just "burns" everything.

"Good Dragons are rare.”
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on: October 16, 2017 07:48
Well I tend to eat my food raw
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on: October 17, 2017 04:08
All this talk about food is making me hungry.

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Gandolorin
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on: October 18, 2017 07:57
I can go a VERY long time between meals.
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on: October 18, 2017 08:58
I can't! One good thing about being friends with the Hobbits is that there is always food available off to the Shire I go
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on: October 19, 2017 04:45
Maybe I should send the Nazgûl off to this Shire place the grey Istar is always babbling about, and have them check out the inns.
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on: October 19, 2017 06:33
He just keeps dreaming of victories that will never happen, doesn't he?

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on: October 19, 2017 07:11
He may have to send others into the Shire inns to search for his precious Nazgûl, to get them dragged out of the inns, and what the shriekers may foggily remember – most likely nothing – would hardly help him in discover new delicious dishes, never mind anything more useful for conquest.
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on: October 19, 2017 11:10
Talking about conquests. I should rename myself as Gandalf the Great Balrog Slayer. My victory was better than Ecthelion's, all he did was push Gothmog into a fountain, I mean anyone could have done that.

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on: October 19, 2017 11:57
Purely from a viewpoint of effectiveness, the Elf certainly trumps the grey Istar by far. Only a fountain? Whatever, his opponent stayed down for keeps after this single action. No pushing off a bridge, long fall into a subterranean lake, chasing all over Moria and up the Endless Stairs, and pushing off a second time, off the mountaintop. Not quite what I would call something to brag about. Image
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on: October 23, 2017 07:42
But I was reborn after being slain so ..... nah, nah, nah.
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on: October 23, 2017 08:01
Sometimes Maiar behave in such a childish way … tut, tut, tut.
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on: October 23, 2017 08:41
Well, we can't be serious all of the time. Life would be much too dreary.
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on: October 23, 2017 09:44
So is that why you changed from grey to white garb?
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on: October 23, 2017 08:19
Don't forget I got a new Staff
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on: October 24, 2017 06:36
I never figured out why the Istari are so partial to twigs.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: October 25, 2017 02:04
Perhaps if you had a twig you might of stood a chance against that doggy
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on: October 25, 2017 02:19
What, to play “fetch” with the pooch? Even if he had been in the mood for such games, fat lot of good it would have done! He would constantly have brought the stuff back! He was very fast and very good at tracking!
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on: October 25, 2017 04:57
Pooch?? What pooch are we talking about?
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Gandolorin
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on: October 25, 2017 07:31
Don’t ask me, I have no experience with canines of any kind.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: October 26, 2017 06:42
I do have great experience with a horsey named Shadowfax and a big birdy named Gwaihir
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on: October 28, 2017 03:20
So much babble about four-leggies! Myself, I mostly preferred two-leggies (their approaching my regal throne does not really count!)
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on: October 29, 2017 11:52
Careful! The dragon is beginning to drool.
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on: October 30, 2017 08:15
I DO NOT DROOL!!!
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