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Lord_Sauron
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on: December 10, 2017 11:45
I think that you are losing your patience
Gandolorin
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on: December 11, 2017 02:25
There is also a difference between patience and procrastination, I would like to point out!
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on: December 11, 2017 08:45
This is such a trivial matter to discuss when there are much more important things at hand - defeating Sauron, for one.
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on: December 11, 2017 10:10
Why is that stupid Orc constantly following me around, and why is he carrying that stupid saddle?
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Lord_Sauron
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on: December 19, 2017 04:59
I don't think Orcs are that stupid they are a lot smarter then people think
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on: December 20, 2017 12:35
Pfft, they're only minions.
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on: December 20, 2017 04:07
Orcs do not like lembas (to put it mildly). ‘Nuff said!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: December 20, 2017 09:18
No one likes Lembas bread except for useless Elves who either hide or run away to Valinor.
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on: December 21, 2017 12:26
Be that as it may, those Elven lembas peddlers exhibit a persistence bordering on plague. I’ve had to issue orders to use catapults to keep them away from Lugbúrz, and even that doesn’t always work!
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on: December 21, 2017 07:31
I can't believe a self-styled Dark Lord would get so frazzled over lembas.

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on: December 21, 2017 10:24
What is this lembas bread? Can I eat it frozen?
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on: December 21, 2017 10:26
I wouldn't recommend it
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on: December 22, 2017 03:51
The Sammath Naur would get those frozen lembas thawed out in nothing flat.
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on: December 24, 2017 01:15
Can we change the subject, please? This conversation is getting a bit stale.
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on: December 24, 2017 08:42
Is that Earendil's in the background, I hope his ship isn't sailing this way
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on: December 25, 2017 04:57
I think you need glasses, my Lady of Winter.

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on: January 01, 2018 12:57
Bother this snow!
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 02, 2018 12:15
I always give it 100% in every thing I do
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on: January 03, 2018 03:30
I am not responsible for the missing avatar in the post above me!
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on: January 03, 2018 08:44
I do wish he would stop acting so defensively.

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on: January 04, 2018 02:33
I’d be satisfied if he would just stop messing with the weather. I mean he just about gets everything wrong!
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on: January 04, 2018 10:04
I don't think he can the weather. Perhaps Saruman can
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on: January 05, 2018 04:44
I prefer some heat so I'm staying Mordor.

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on: January 07, 2018 05:27
Look, we ran out of litter for your box, so just stop complaining and get it over with!
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on: January 07, 2018 11:51
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Look old man, don't just stand there watching, carry him into the house for me.

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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 08, 2018 09:51
Don't let my appearance fool you I am indeed Telvido
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on: January 09, 2018 05:47
If that's Tevildo, then I'm a Hobbit. *derisive snort*
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 09, 2018 01:04
Life would be so much more peaceful if you were a Hobbit
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on: January 09, 2018 01:07
Odd, I thought you had also already met this Gollum creature.
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Lord_Sauron
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on: January 09, 2018 09:19
Were you involved with the disappearance of the two Blue Wizards?
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on: January 10, 2018 12:41
Last thing any of my spies saw of them was when they were seen riding what was described as ugly, downright disfigured, long-necked horses with two strange lumps on their back, heading farther east than even I have ever been.
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on: January 10, 2018 10:30
You disappoint me old friend, I thought that if anyone was going to explore the utmost East it would of been you. How about we find a couple of these strange beasts and go look for ourselves?
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on: January 11, 2018 12:32
Since when are we supposed to be friends?!? And you may be able to understand that I prefer to keep an eye (and more) on those parts where people are causing me trouble (you not the least among them), instead of going off on wild-goose-chases east; though if there are any geese there is open to question, seems there are lots of deserts and mountain ranges (some making even the Misty Mountains look like foothills), empty steppes, steaming jungles, swamps – nothing useful to recruit there, most likely. Image
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on: January 14, 2018 08:37
Do you have any pipeweed

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on: January 19, 2018 01:56
Smoking is bad for you, old man.

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