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ItarildeSirfalas
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on: September 06, 2018 08:56
TPAM has been building a robot squirrel army in Japan.

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on: September 06, 2018 02:03
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TPAM is working in a shoe store.

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on: September 07, 2018 02:56
TPAM is building a rival robot chipmunk army... in Sri Lanka.

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on: September 07, 2018 11:10
TPAM is trying to negotiate a peace treaty between the mad scientists building these robotic armies.
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on: September 08, 2018 03:16
TPAM is worried that the proliferation of robot squirrels could lead to massively heightened dental bills for her dog Oscar (the first several dozen generations of robot squirrels will just stink at getting up trees, but will have metal bodies ...) Image

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on: September 08, 2018 07:46
On the other hand, TPAM is anxiously awaiting the arrival of the robotic chipmunk army because, frankly, they're cute wee critters, armour and all.

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on: September 10, 2018 12:54
TPAM is teaching her cats hang-gliding to up their prospects of actually catching birds.
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on: November 23, 2018 12:37
TPAM has just returned from a business trip in Switzerland.
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on: November 24, 2018 09:38
TPAM has just returned from a secret mission to spy on the emperor penguins near the South Pole.
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on: November 25, 2018 05:47
TPAM is apparently now breeding mini dragons so his ninja squirrels will be able to fly into battle. Intel has managed to secure a picture:

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on: November 26, 2018 07:16
TPAM has found that her cats, lacking opposable thumbs, are limited in talent for hang-gliding. TPAM is therefore now testing rubber-band driven toy propeller airplanes as an alternative.

[Edited on 12/09/2018 by Gandolorin]
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on: December 07, 2018 08:53
TPAM was startled by the appearance of his squirrels' latest creation.
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on: December 09, 2018 05:31
TPAM's cats have given up the idea of any aeronautics, as they constantly got knocked out of the sky in their rubber-band driven airplanes by flying squirrels, led by one wearing an aviator cap and goggles, apparently called "Rocky", and rumored to have a bull moose for a friend.
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on: December 16, 2018 11:28
TPAM owns several horses, and goes riding at least three times weekly.
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on: December 17, 2018 06:31
TPAM's cats, having watched all episodes of the French CG animated series "Grizzy and the Lemmings" playing in a heavily forested fictional part of Canada, have gone on a "creative" rampage constructing whacky contraptions to trap prey. TPAM is currently seriously considering a relocation back to New Zealand sans felidae.
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on: December 25, 2018 03:46
Just wondering what TPAM's sciuridae presented him for Christmas? Several sack of nuts, perhaps?
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on: December 25, 2018 10:33
TPAM managed to convert the last two new members of the Weaver Realm to the corrupted side.
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on: December 28, 2018 09:52
TPAM bought his ninja squirrels flying goggles and helmets for Christmas.

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on: December 28, 2018 12:21
TPAM is the proud owner of a Canadian "Big Fireworks License".
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on: December 31, 2018 07:12
TPAM will dance a very public tango on New Year's Eve.

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on: December 31, 2018 10:52
TPAM has already celebrated New Year by now (2:52 AM on 01 January 2019 Central European Time).
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on: January 08, 2019 11:49
TPAM was looking forward to receiving books for Christmas but was disappointed when he didn't get any.
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on: January 08, 2019 01:30
TPAM doesn't have a clue what these "smilies" are supposed to be that she keeps reading about online.
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on: January 09, 2019 10:31
TPAM has never used a smiley in a post.
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Gandolorin
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on: January 10, 2019 08:29
TPAM never posts two days in a row.
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on: January 10, 2019 01:26
TPAM never writes posts about the weather in his area.
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Gandolorin
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on: January 11, 2019 02:02
TPAM has no personal experience with the precipitation form called snow.
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on: January 14, 2019 09:35
TPAM has never heard of schnitzel.
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on: January 14, 2019 10:27
TPAM has changed her avatar (finally).
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Gandolorin
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on: January 17, 2019 08:52
TPAM is currently 10000 posts ahead of me.
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on: January 19, 2019 04:23
TPAM suspects his ninja squirrels are up to no good.
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on: January 19, 2019 07:52
TPAM is so single-minded about anything she does that she never does anything else while involved in a Weaver Realm chat.

[Edited on 01/21/2019 by Gandolorin]
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on: January 20, 2019 11:59
TPAM would never consider joining a Realm chat on a Saturday evening.
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on: January 21, 2019 02:40
TPAM is the only member of CoE with the arcane knowledge necessary to open a chatroom here.
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