“Ooo, it’s pretty”
Don’t touch it, it’s evil! Didn’t you ever watch “Time Bandits”?
That’s right! That’s concentrated evil…
“I just can’t resist that glove… But what is that ugly shiny thing doing there?”
Big trouble, fool. You should listen to Elrond.
Sauron wasn’t just defeated, he was de-fingered, too!
The tragedy of human weakness. The mortal psyche is so narrow and frail…pity.
” I win a battle and all I get is this lousy chopped off finger?”
“Hey, buddy? You dropped this *screams* and your FINGER! Hey guy? Oh well, I miles well…..”
If I was Elrond.. The Ring AND Isildur would’ve went in..
If I was Isildur, I would have thrown myself in if Elrond told me to. He’s pretty compelling.
down with fool humans!
..Oh come on..it’s just a mighty-powerfull-ring! What harm can he do?Erase life-forms on Middle-Earth?!
Wow, we’ve won a great battle, defeated a great evil and…ooh jewelry!
NNOOOOO THATS GOLLUMS*sobs*
Like a moth drwn to a flame
sooooo … shiny …. must ….. have ….
(Time Bandits is awsome!)Are those gloves or oven mitts!?
My dad just died but oooh! something shiny!
Dont… Follow…The…Light!!!!!!!
That is the weirdest looking crab leg I’ve ever seen! Oh, well…dad said to go get a crab for the crab boil..
Bad! Bad Isildur! No!
Isildur:’ Smoked sausage I haven’t eaten in days! Wait what’s this…..A doughnut!
galadriel’sevilhalf, i say that EVERY SINGLE TIME i watch the movie! 😀
No! Don’t touch it! Don’t — ah crud.
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“Ooo, it’s pretty”
Don’t touch it, it’s evil! Didn’t you ever watch “Time Bandits”?
That’s right! That’s concentrated evil…
“I just can’t resist that glove… But what is that ugly shiny thing doing there?”
Big trouble, fool. You should listen to Elrond.
Sauron wasn’t just defeated, he was de-fingered, too!
The tragedy of human weakness. The mortal psyche is so narrow and frail…pity.
” I win a battle and all I get is this lousy chopped off finger?”
“Hey, buddy? You dropped this *screams* and your FINGER! Hey guy? Oh well, I miles well…..”
If I was Elrond.. The Ring AND Isildur would’ve went in..
If I was Isildur, I would have thrown myself in if Elrond told me to. He’s pretty compelling.
down with fool humans!
..Oh come on..it’s just a mighty-powerfull-ring! What harm can he do?Erase life-forms on Middle-Earth?!
Wow, we’ve won a great battle, defeated a great evil and…ooh jewelry!
NNOOOOO THATS GOLLUMS*sobs*
Like a moth drwn to a flame
sooooo … shiny …. must ….. have ….
(Time Bandits is awsome!)Are those gloves or oven mitts!?
My dad just died but oooh! something shiny!
Dont… Follow…The…Light!!!!!!!
That is the weirdest looking crab leg I’ve ever seen! Oh, well…dad said to go get a crab for the crab boil..
Bad! Bad Isildur! No!
Isildur:’ Smoked sausage I haven’t eaten in days! Wait what’s this…..A doughnut!
galadriel’sevilhalf, i say that EVERY SINGLE TIME i watch the movie! 😀
No! Don’t touch it! Don’t — ah crud.