“Crap pine from dumb land?”
Gandalf’s been blowing smoke in someones face…
“Darn lil’ hobbits messed my hair up, Aragorn!”
“Boromir, how can you think about your hair at a time like this?! Look—monkey flyers!!”
look it’s aragorns hair and 1/2 his face.. o he’s sooo spunky
“Flyin’ Monkeys? Are we in the wrong movie again? I know that there is no chick here with shiny shoes!”
“Now I know that we are taking the long way to Mordor! Through OZ!”
“Aragorn, I want a girlfriend!”
Boromir starts to cry.
Aragorn*sniff* Merry and Pippen hurt me!
“Here Boromir.” Aragorn hands him a kleenex. Boromir takes the kleenex and blows his nose.
All of sudden, Gimli runs up to them. “Alas! But I heard the Horn of Gondor!”
Last one there buys the beer!
Beer is disgusting…I wonder if ne1 in middle earth has ever tried smirnoff ice.
Crab line from fishing???????
Boromir: Merry… Merry… Get OFF! we must…
Aragorn: Hide!!!
Boromir: Exactly!…
“No, no, I swear Legolas said crab lice from dumb lamb…”
LOL at all the jokes concerning miscomprehension of Legolas’s announcement…
Oh No! Why couldn’t Aragorn be included fully? 🙁
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“Crap pine from dumb land?”
Gandalf’s been blowing smoke in someones face…
“Darn lil’ hobbits messed my hair up, Aragorn!”
“Boromir, how can you think about your hair at a time like this?! Look—monkey flyers!!”
look it’s aragorns hair and 1/2 his face.. o he’s sooo spunky
“Flyin’ Monkeys? Are we in the wrong movie again? I know that there is no chick here with shiny shoes!”
“Now I know that we are taking the long way to Mordor! Through OZ!”
“Aragorn, I want a girlfriend!”
Boromir starts to cry.
Aragorn*sniff* Merry and Pippen hurt me!
“Here Boromir.” Aragorn hands him a kleenex. Boromir takes the kleenex and blows his nose.
All of sudden, Gimli runs up to them. “Alas! But I heard the Horn of Gondor!”
Last one there buys the beer!
Beer is disgusting…I wonder if ne1 in middle earth has ever tried smirnoff ice.
Crab line from fishing???????
Boromir: Merry… Merry… Get OFF! we must…
Aragorn: Hide!!!
Boromir: Exactly!…
“No, no, I swear Legolas said crab lice from dumb lamb…”
LOL at all the jokes concerning miscomprehension of Legolas’s announcement…
Oh No! Why couldn’t Aragorn be included fully? 🙁