He is ugly!
Rather resembles a frankfurter that got dropped in the fire at a weenie-roast! Can we say “extra-crispy”?
You need a dentist, and some make up… oh what the h*ll, just commit suicide and you’ll do us all a favour!!!
i’m talking to that orc of course..
Hi Mom.
maybe an excellent plastic surgeon and a dental surgeon might be able to make him look like an elf again
oh no he need more than plastic and dental surgeon
i didn’t know uruk-hai had blue eyes
incredibly terrifying!
Whoa! He’s got some pretty eyes there!
Auntie Gertrude??
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He is ugly!
Rather resembles a frankfurter that got dropped in the fire at a weenie-roast! Can we say “extra-crispy”?
You need a dentist, and some make up… oh what the h*ll, just commit suicide and you’ll do us all a favour!!!
i’m talking to that orc of course..
Hi Mom.
maybe an excellent plastic surgeon and a dental surgeon might be able to make him look like an elf again
oh no he need more than plastic and dental surgeon
i didn’t know uruk-hai had blue eyes
incredibly terrifying!
Whoa! He’s got some pretty eyes there!
Auntie Gertrude??