By MarthWaron
Parody of "Breaking the Habit" by Linkin Park

Memories consume
The ring and Gollum
He’s so mad at that hobbit
You all assume
It’s safer in his hands
He’s gonna try to steal it

But he don’t want to be the one
To always take the blame
So this time instead of him
He’ll say it was Master Sam’s old game

He don’t know what’s worth fighting for
If the ring makes a scream
He don’t know why he instagates
Or does what he don’t mean
He don’t know how to get that ring
And he knows its not all right
So he’s
Breaking the Hobbit
Tonight

Clutching his cure
He falls on the green floor
And trys to be sneaky again
He hurts much more
Than anytime before
The ring is so close to him

He don’t know whats worth fighting for
If the ring makes a scream
He don’t know why he instagates
Or does what he don’t mean
He don’t know how to get that ring
And he knows its not all right
So he’s
Breaking the Hobbit
Tonight

He’ll paint it on the walls
Cause he’s the one that always falls
He’ll always try again
And thats how it’ll end

He don’t know what he’s fighting for
Or why he has to scream
But now he has some clarity
To show Frodo what he means
He don’t know how to get that ring
And he know’s it’s not all right
so he’s
Breaking the Hobbit
Breaking the Hobbit
He’s Breaking the Hobbit
Tonight

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