Do You Want to Kill a Balrog?
Gandalf: (knocks on door of bag end) Frodo? Do you want to kill a Balrog?
Let’s go and slay some orcs
There is a new shadow here,
In Middle-Earth,
Since Sauron came again.
Saruman lives in Orthanc,
He’ll give advice. (maybe)
I wish we could go on a quest.
Do you want to kill a Balrog?
It doesn’t have to be a Balrog.
Gandalf: (knocks on door of bag end) Frodo? Do you want to kill a Balrog?
Or fall down a great big crack?
I think some kind of quest is overdue.
The Nine are coming to
Destroy all Middle-Earth.
It gets a little scary,
All these giant lands,
Just watching the orcs march by
Gandalf: (knocks on door of bag end) Frodo?
Please, I want to kill it.
That Balrog deep in Khazad-dûm
I say “have adventures”
So get ready to
Go on a quest to save
All of Middle-Earth
We only have to throw that
Ring into the Cracks of Doom
We should show the world
What small Halflings can do
Do you want to kill a Balrog?
8 Comments
nice
LOL hahahahahaha
Hahah this one was funny. 😀 Some of the rhyming was hard for me to get at first, though.
Oh that by far is the most awesome parody I’ve heard. 😀
This, is brilliant. I even changed Gandalf’s voice in my head each time!
I agree with edraitheru15. Awesome. And hilarious!!
brillant
love frozen
Nice!