By Jedi.Elf.Queen
Parody of "Forever and Always" by Taylor Swift

Narrators: *Gollum* and Smeagol.

Once upon a time, he found you in the river and you caught our eye
And we caught onto something
We used all out might, to make sure that the Precious belongs to us

Were we mistaken?
’cause it seems to us, you’s gone off with a hobbit
We miss the Precious
He is not welcome anymore
My love what happened? You tell me,

’cause one second we had Precious, now he’s halfway out the door

And we stare at the wall, he still hasn’t come back
And then we feel so low we can’t feel nothing at all
And we flashback to when we thought you were forever our Precious
Oh, and we catches the fishes
Everything is wrong
We eats orcses when you’re here and fishes when you’re gone
Cause we were there when we said forever our Precious

Was we out of line?
Did we plays the game too honest, then you runs and hides
Scared little Burrahobbit
Now we can’t find
And we suspects that he may have taken you

So here’s everything coming down to nothing
Here’s to Precious that leaves us in the cave
Where is it going? We was sad for some yearses now it’s time to explore

And we stare at the wall, he still hasn’t come back
And then we feel so low we can’t feel nothing at all
And we flashback to when we thought you were forever our Precious
Oh, and we catches the fishes
Everything is wrong
We eats orcses when you’re here and fishes when you’re gone
Cause we were there when we said forever our Precious
*He didn’t mean it, Sméagol*, But we thinks so

Back up, Baggins, back up
Did you forget all the rulses
Back up, Baggins, back up
Did we forget everything

’cause we catches the fishes
Everything is wrong
We eats orcses when you’re here and fishes when you’re gone
Cause we were there when we said forever our Precious
And we stare at the wall, he still hasn’t come back
And then we feel so low we can’t feel nothing at all
And we flashback to when we though you were forever our Precious

And we catches the fishes
Everything is wrong
We eats orcses when you’re here and fishes when you’re gone
’cause we was there when we said forever our Precious
*He didn’t mean it, Sméagol*, we said forever our Precious… yeah

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