By ElwingAndEarendil
Parody of "Ebay Song" by Weird Al Yankovic

A used …Gold necklace
A rare …Brass frying pan
A Sharp …Knife of Gondolin
I brought from Beleriand

My halls … are filled with this stuff comes with dwarves lookin buff
Most every night
What I got after Twilight

Tell me why
I needed that broken lock
Tell me why
I got that elf alarm clock
Tell me why
I ordered that Morgul Blade
They handed me a pay raise

I’ll buy … your Pipeweed
But please … i need a steed
Shadowfax, if you have him
They loved him in Gondolin

Gonna bribe
You out of your cloaks
Gonna bribe
You unless you like ot get soaked
From the spring
In Moria
That I heard of in Lothlorien

I am the type who is liable to snipe you With two steps left to go, whoa
Got Mithril or Silver, what ever’ll suit me
As long as you’ve got the dough

I’ll need … your silver shirt
Sell me … your Mithril girt
I’ll buy (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy …) I’m only taker now

Wanna try
A wizard’s saff from isengard
Wanna try
A vintage mallorn lef clasp
Wanna try
A golden from Lorien
Found it in Beleriand

Wanna buy
The ring from Sauron’s finger
That song from the elvish singer
Don’t know why … The kind of stuff one’d throw in a bin
What I found in Gondolinn-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n!

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