* Gollum sits in his cave, hand on his mike, as the band tunes their instruments.*
Sung by Gollum

I need an alarm sytem,
In my cave so I know when,
Hobbits are,
Getting too brave,
When they don’t,
Take time to shave,
These Days!
I keep my precious with me,
Wherever I go,
They still won’t leave me alone,
The ring’s what they want I just know!
I’m paranoid of all the Trolls that I meet,
Why are they chasing me,
And why can’t anyone see,
I just want the Ring!
Don’t really care about other things that they take!
Don’t really care about my muffins and cake!
I just want the Ring!
Just want the ring…..

I throw a boulder when they won’t leave me alone,
A snail shell when I’m walking home,
A big fish on my island alone,
And I wear a loincloth when I’m home alone,
Talking to the trolls,
Got an interview with pain and holes,
They’re saying,
Now your corrupted,
Now your evil,
Woulden’t be suprised if you turned to a weasel!
Fishing with,
Your cousin Deagol,
Your last chance to be less evil,
I just want the Ring!
Don’t really care about other things that they take!
Don’t really care about my muffins and cake!
I just want the Ring!
Just want the ring,Just want the ring…..

Better stay in your cave, Gollum,
Maybe give up the precious,
No way! I love that ring,
It really is my only thing…

I just want the Ring!
Don’t really care about other things that they take!
Don’t really care about my muffins and cake!
I just want the Ring!

I just want the Ring!
Don’t really care about other things that they take!
Don’t really care about my muffins and cake!
I just want the Ring!