Just Can’t Wait To Be King
Aragorn:
I’m gonna be King Elessar
Of Gondor, so beware!
Elrond:
Well, I’ve never seen a king of Men
with such disgusting hair!
Aragorn:
I’m gonna restore Gondor,
Like no king has before,
I’m training hard,
I’m killing orcs,
I’m gonna wash my hair!
Elrond:
Which now is like a, greasy mop-like thing…
Aragorn:
Oh I just can’t wait to be king!
No more meany Dark Lord
No more greasy mop-hair
No more Ring of Power
I just found a pear!
Elrond:
Thats MY pear!
Aragorn:
What am I doing here anyway?
Maybe I’ll become the King today!
Elrond:
I think that you should let Arwen,
Go to Valinor
Aragorn:
When I’m king I’ll need a queen,
She’s staying here forever more!
Elrond:
You think she’d choose you over me, Elessar,
I’m her dad!
There is no chance, well there’s a chance,
If she did I’d be real sad!
Aragorn, you really cannot sing!
Aragorn:
Oh I just can’t wait to be king!
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I’m,
Stealing the spotlight!
Random Villagers:
We sure dont give a rip about who’s king!
We showed up out of nowhere just to sing!
Where’s that little dude who has the Ring?
Aragorn:
Oh I just can’t wait to be King!
Oh I just can’t wait to be King!
Oh I just can’t wait to be King!