By ~ForeverElvish~
Parody of "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" by Disney's The Lion King

Aragorn:
I’m gonna be King Elessar
Of Gondor, so beware!

Elrond:
Well, I’ve never seen a king of Men
with such disgusting hair!

Aragorn:
I’m gonna restore Gondor,
Like no king has before,
I’m training hard,
I’m killing orcs,
I’m gonna wash my hair!

Elrond:
Which now is like a, greasy mop-like thing…

Aragorn:
Oh I just can’t wait to be king!

No more meany Dark Lord
No more greasy mop-hair
No more Ring of Power
I just found a pear!

Elrond:
Thats MY pear!

Aragorn:
What am I doing here anyway?
Maybe I’ll become the King today!

Elrond:
I think that you should let Arwen,
Go to Valinor

Aragorn:
When I’m king I’ll need a queen,
She’s staying here forever more!

Elrond:
You think she’d choose you over me, Elessar,
I’m her dad!
There is no chance, well there’s a chance,
If she did I’d be real sad!
Aragorn, you really cannot sing!

Aragorn:
Oh I just can’t wait to be king!

Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I’m,
Stealing the spotlight!

Random Villagers:
We sure dont give a rip about who’s king!
We showed up out of nowhere just to sing!
Where’s that little dude who has the Ring?

Aragorn:
Oh I just can’t wait to be King!
Oh I just can’t wait to be King!
Oh I just can’t wait to be King!

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