By LittleMissBaggins
Parody of "Legally Blonde" by from

Put on the tights and the pointy ears,
Give my lenses for purple eyes.
We’re filming the scene where Sean Bean dies;
Watch me do “sad and concerned”.

I’m the best looking of all the cast.
I am so pretty, I love my self.
Its no wonder they asked me to play the Elf.
That’s one thing I’ve learned.

Back to the sun, back where it’s grand,
Down in New Zealand.
Well, I admit, there is bit
Of which I’m not fond:
I look in the mirror, I give a twirl,
They’ve made me look like a girl.
But the camera’s on me…
I’ll just have to be
Lego-lly Blonde.

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