By BingoTook
Parody of "Paperback Writer" by The Beatles

Red book writer, writer, writer

Dear Lord or Lady would you read my book?
Sixty-nine years to write, would you take a look?
It’s based on my travels in my younger days
When I got back home, I said, “I wanna be a red book writer”
Red book writer

It’s a Hobbit’s tale to there and back again
With a Wizard, Dwarves, Elves, a Dragon and Men
He lived happy after to his end of days
In that steady life, I said, “I wanna be a red book writer”
Red book writer

Red book writer, writer, writer

It’s two hundred pages, give or take a few (Frère Bombur)
Plus twelve hundred more are by my dear nephew
A few pages are left in the back for Sam (Frère Bombur)
He can write things down, and then he’ll also be a red book writer
Red book writer

Hope you really like it but I’ve got to leave (Frère Bombur)
There’s a boat that’s taking me across the sea
Wish I could have held my old ring one last time (Frère Bombur)
But I need a break, and now I’m done being a red book writer
Red book writer

Red book writer, writer, writer

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Red book writer (red book writer)
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