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Parody of "Rotterdam (or anywhere)" by Beautiful South

Frodo made a song when the fellowship stayed in Lothlorien

And the guards point their bows
Like they think we’re gonna make a mess
But Aragorn convinced them
To lead us to their royalness

the whole place looks elvish
The people are elven for sure
But no one knows that their here
when they never get down to the ground
We’re not in
Rivendell or anywhere
Nor Hobbiton my home
‘Cause Rivendell is faraway
Faraway and gone
Faraway and gone

And everyone is blond
And everyone is beautiful
But when blonde and beautiful are everywhere
We look so dull and dutiful
And when faced with dull and dutiful
They sing a little song
Lamenting for good ol’ Gandalf
It’s sad by the way

We’re not in
Rivendell or anywhere
Nor Hobbiton my home
‘Cause Rivendell is faraway
Faraway and gone
Faraway and gone

The whole place looks elvish
The people are elven for sure
But no one knows that their here
when they never get down to the ground
We’re not in
Rivendell or anywhere
Nor Hobbiton my home
‘Cause Rivendell is faraway
Faraway and gone
We’re not in
Rivendell or anywhere
Nor Hobbiton my home
‘Cause Rivendell is faraway
Faraway and gone
Faraway and gone
Faraway and gone….

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