We’re going off to Mordor
Fellowship: We’re going off to Mordor,
To destroy the ring of power.
Hobbits: We hear it is a land full of orcs,
Gandalf: With a fiery mountain…
Boromir: And eye!
Fellowship: But we are the fellowship,
Gimli: Strong…
Legolas: And brave.
Hobbits: We have hairy feet,
Men: And we never shave.
Aragorn: We’ll kill Sauron,
Gimli: The orcs…
Gandalf: And Saruman!
Merry and Pippin: We will do whatever we can.
Fellowship: We’re going off to Mordor,
To destroy the ring of power.
Farewell dear friends…
Gimli: And enemies,
Sam: We’ll probably be a while.
Fellowship: But we are the fellowship,
Gimli: Fierce…
Legolas: And loyal.
Fellowship: We can withstand…
Hobbits: Rain…
Men: And pain…
Gimli: And toil.
Frodo: We will succeed..
Aragorn: And reinstate the King!
Boromir: Humph!
Fellowship: We’re going off to Mordor,
To destroy the ring of power.
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ROFL!!! This is really good and absolutely hilarious!