The Gorgeous Greenleaves

Competions!

Let the Games Begin!

Time for the next competition! This one will run from the 1st of September to the 31st of September

So this month's competition is...

To write a short journal entry of one of the Fellowship's days! It can either be funny, serious or sad, write whatever you think is in their mind!

The winner of last month's competition is.......

Tindomewen! Take a look at her contestit under the 'competitions' Section. Tindomewen gets 20 points, while ~Venora~ gets ten!

Rules

Send Entries to Aerhíril
One entry per person
No rude or offensive entries, because we ae not allowed them
Have fun!

Winners will be awarded house points which contribute to their house. 1st recives 20 points, second recives 10 points, and 3rd gets 5 points.
This space is where all the Entries will be kept, so have a look and don't forget to enter yourself!

Entries For the Competion (No copying other member's work!)

-None yet, why don't you submit one?

WINNERS!

The Hobbit is a story of dangers and play,
It all started one afternoon with Gandalf the Grey,
He invited some unexpected guests to tea,
After they all arrived Bilbo thought, Why me?
Among those arrived was a dwarf named Fili,
And his kinsman, a hungry dwarf named Kili.
A burglar was needed for their quest,
They would go out east; not out west.
Apon this journey Bilbo would find,
That strange things befall those who fall behind;
Such as spiders, and “Gollums” and starving trolls,
Even some elves hidden among the knolls,
Mirkwood spells and a dragon’s lair,
Are things you will read about; just don’t get scared!

By Legolas_Lady121

1. What does LotR stand for?
2. (When talking about Arwen) I thought Elves couldn't die!
3. Well, that was one of the worst movies I've ever seen!
4. Why didn't Gandalf have to be a show-off and die with the Balrog?
5. Why don't they just cut down that tree? I mean, it's white and it's sick!
6. Frodo should just go to an insaign asylum!
7. When does the Extended version come out?
8. Why did that Gala person just give Frodo a light blub?
9. What do you mean "They have LotR books"?!?
10. (When talking about Fell Beasts) Well, that thing looks as fake as anything!

By ~Venora~

Gandalf: "I knew I shouldn't have let Shadowfax play in the mud...just look at my perfectly manicured nails!!"

By Tindomewen

Sean, Dom, and Billy find it hard to restrain Elijah when he insists on getting his "precious" from the monkey at the zoo.

By Ireth_elfmaiden

After Hugo tells the hobbits they're too short for agents, the boys take matters into their own hands.

By Tindomewen

"I clearly said I wanted May picked mushrooms, not June picked. Take them away and get it right!"

*guy with tray*: “Y...yes oh mighty hobbit, sir.”

By Ireth_elfmaiden

I am not tall, nor am I stout
On my feet, I walk about
The hills and plains of our middle earth
To place of my fear's birth
I stay with friends both tall and small
To a land where dark rules all
Who am I?

Frodo Baggins

By-musicalgal123

The Gorgeous Greenleaves; There's no better place for a Ringer.

-by Aneras

The life of a hobbit seems grand.
The most untroubled race in the land.
With their large furry feet,
They're at ease when they eat.
But they're bold when adventure's at hand.

Sumitted by Ireth_elfmaiden

Now Frodo set off with a ring
and didn’t know what he should bring
so before he began
he grabbed his friend Sam
And soon they all wanted to sing!

By Glarawen_Greenleaf

There once was a ring of dark power
It would corrupt you by the hour
It only did wrong
But you followed along
Until you became very sour

Submitted by Elijah_lover

PAST ENTRIES

The Hobbit starts on Bilbo's front step,
Those Dwarves are full of song and pep.
Gandalf the Grey always late,
and Bilbo never prepared for those late dates.
In came that rascal Ori,
Then came his relative, that Dwarf Nori.
Bilbo was asked to go on a quest,
Everyone expected him to say yes.
He agreed and set out on the journey,
I would have asked for an attorney.
They trekked through Mirkwood,
The trees were of bad wood.
Their journey ended with the Lonley Mountain and Smaug,
Bilbo defeated him and was lifted away hom through the fog.

By leggy2009

A few years back now, the ones that you missed,
There was a hobbit with a simple daily list.
To eat, sleep and smoke was his plan for the day,
That is until, his way came Gandalf the Grey!
A knock Knock Knock with his staff and Bilbo went to the door,
Little did he know that soon Dwarves would come, then some more;
Dwarves appeared... But the next things he did were an increadable feat,
Bilbo the burgalar crossed Trolls, orcs and spiders, a terrible treat!
His times were troubled in a wood so great,
The darkness was heavy, like a black metal grate.
But he passed them all, heck- he even found a ring.
But what happened next? That I will not sing;
Oh ok then... he had a dragon to fight,
Now I wont tell you more, just read the book... alright?

1. How can you stand Lord of the Rings? It's so boring!
2. Why couldn't that little guy just melt the ring in the first movie? That way we didn't have to suffer through the other two!
3. Are Gollum and Smeagol twins?
4. What's the deal with that firey eye?
5. If Gandalf was such a great wizard, then how come he died in Moria?
6. I thought elves were short.
7. Is Legolas a guy or a girl?
8. Look! A talking tree!
9. Now, is the blonde woman who stares at Aragorn all day the one who turned green in the first movie?
10. Why did they stop at three? Why not four?

By Woodlandelfgirl87

*In hillbilly voice* Well the problem seems to be with your oil line here, it isn't tight enough and you got just a little leaking there.

By Ireth_elfmaiden

Gandalf: "Please remind me to never use shoe polish again. It ruined my manicure!!!"

By BlackRider1424

Elijah and gang: After seeing his precious, the gang try to keep Elijah from stepping in cow dung.

By Tindomewen

After the success of "Rings", the hobbits are asked to take on lead roles in the next "Men in Black" sequal.

By Ireth_elfmaiden

Merry:"Hmmm...I'll take this one and some of this, oh and some of those and one of these and..."

By Tindomewen

Waves of the sea,
Oh, how they roll!
But, alas, it is not water!
But only the waves it stole!

(answer: Mountains or Hills)

By- ~Venora~

I raise my weapon up to the sky;
I let my armies fall an fly;
I let my weapon strike the ground;
and let loose a terrible battle cry.

(Answer: A storm)

By- MirkwoodElfCiarrai

The Gorgeous Greenleaves, celebrating all the wonders of Middle-Earth; men, elves and hobbits.

-by Ireth_elfmaiden

Hobbits, Elves, Men. All amazing and loved by Gorgeous Greenleaves.

-by musicgal123

One day four hobbits set foot from the shire
To cast the One Ring back into the fire
When danger was high
they feared they would die
Then getting back home was their greatest desire

submitted by gollum_lover

The Halflings, with curly hair
Held the Ring that could peirce the air
And they had the challenge of protecting the Shire
To toss the Ring into eternal fire
And they have won, to return back there.

Submitted by BlackRider1424

Extras

There once was a hobbit named Sam,
who hit a poor orc with a pan.
He started to fight
and turned on the light
while trolls and bad men turned and ran!
By Glarawen_Greenleaf