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THE TOP FIVE THINGS PIPPIN WOULD NEVER SAY

Submit things you think are funny that Pippin would never say!

Submitted By Gimli_and_Gollum-

-I quit drinking and smoking in the same day and it worked!
-Yeah, I know Gandalf, Fool of a Took. *sigh*
-Oh lets skip lunch and go shopping!

Submitted By Aerhíril
-*Sam hands Pippin a sausage* Pip: "oh- no thanks. I'm full"
-"oh! I know where we are going!"
-"Y'know Merry? I've been thinking... maybe I should give up smoking old toby..." *Merry's jaw drops in horror*
-"A drink? No thanks, I am rethinking my life..."
-"Who in the world would have more than one breakfast?!!"

Something he would say: *Pippin looks at palintir* "That's an interesting marble! Maybe gandalf will let me add it to my collection."
 
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