Elf and Ranger :: Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

Here is a page where I host various things to do with Aragorn, Legolas, and LOTR in general. Watch this space for LOTR news, links to other great websites, and other things too!

News

Nothing yet people! HOWEVER if you know any good news about Aragorn, Legolas, or just LOTR in general, why not tell me through a PM, or through the guestbook? ^_~

Elvish

The PROPER Elvish is coming soon! ^^.' Sorry for everyone looking at the old Elvish here; I was kindly informed that it was not ture Tolkienite Elvish... and we all hate false advertising, don't we? ^_~ I promise, as soon as I learn some TRUE Elvish, I'll post it here...

Caption Contest

Your mission, should you choose to accept it; to put words into Aragorn and Legolas' mouths... you can PM me with your answer or leave it in the guestbook! NO lewd or really rude comments- the winner will have their answer put on the speech bubbles!

This contest winner is... Anorwen_Niphredil!!! Don't forget to check back to see when the next contest is up!

WINNERS TABLE!

Contest 1 --- Fëatheron

Contest 2 --- just_a_bowl_of_rice

Contest 3 --- Anorwen_Niphredil

LOTR Jokes

This was written and sent to me via email by my friend Hannah. Many of these are inside jokes (I may tell you... one day...) but most you should get yourself! - How 2 know when LOTR has possesed ur mind.

1. U spend most of ur time writing stuff dat is LOTR related.

2. Whatever spare time u have left over, u use 2 watch da film.

3. You go 2 watch da film with ur m8s, + r so engrossed u fail 2 c ur m8 choking.

4. U memorise other peoples fanfics.

5. U can do a mean impression of any LOTR character.

6. U have a LOTR nickname.

7. U have a sad LOTR nickname + cherish it with pride.

8. U rewind + fast forward the scene when Gandalf falls to his doom.

9. U flatly refuse 2 talk 2 ur parents until they stop calling Orlando Bloom "elf boy".

10. U flaty refuse 2 talk 2 ur parents until they recognise the artwork that r ur fanfics.

11. U spend an hour crying @ ur LOTR shrine b coz ur parents had a go at u 4 plastering "lambas" over "coco" on the cereal box.

12. U actually hav a LOTR shrine.

13. U speak Elvish on a daily basis.

14. U have fits of laughter during dinner b coz u think of 1 of ur m8s fanfics.

15. U have another fit of laughter b coz ur carrots remind of da scene with Farmer Maggots crop.

16. U make ur mashed potatoes in2 da 1 ring.

17. U have ur m8s listed in ur fone under their Elvish/LOTR nicknames.

18. Ur fone code is ur fave characters/actors name eg. 8 4 4 6= v i g o

19. All ur dreams r LOTR related.

20. U enjoyed/do the things on this list...

I must admit... I was a guilty party to most, if not all of those things... how about you?! I know you've done at least one on it!!!

To submit your own LOTR joke, please PM me, subject title LOTR JOKES, or leave a note in my guestbook! Please leave humour fanfiction for the fanfic section though please!

Fan Art

Here is the Fan Art section!!! ^_^ Please remember though; if you submit FANFIC FANART, it will be put under the appropriate story in the FANFICTION section! Click on the link to see the fanart!

Conscience - The conscience of your average Aragorn and Legolas obsessive... aka, me... By me!

Chibi Aragorn! - Basically, what the title says... but still very cute, in my opinion... By me!

Chibi Legolas! - Just like Chibi Aragorn... only it's Legolas... By me!

Ranger in the Rain - Aragorn gets caught in the rain so takes shelter in a cave... I like this one, I think I did a good job on the clouds... By me!

Downloads

Feel free to download the following, BUT you must go by these simple rules. DO NOT put these onto a different website claiming them as your own. A lot of people visit this site in a day and I'm telling you I WILL FIND OUT. And please, don't tamper with them and remove or add stuff. Come on... I worked hard on these...

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Aragorn Avatar 1 - A 100x100 avatar of Aragorn.

Aragorn Avatar 2 - Another 100x100 avatar of Aragorn.

Aragorn Background 1 - An 800x600 desktop background of Aragorn. You can find the same background HERE, sized at 1024x768.

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Legolas Avatar 1 - An 100x100 avatar of Legolas.

Legolas Avatar 2 - Another 100x100 avatar of Legolas.

Legolas Background 1 - A 800x600 desktop background of Legolas. You can find the same background HERE, sized at 1024x768.

More downloads to come as I make them! ^_~

Links

If you want a link added that's not here, PM me, subject title LINKS, or leave it in my guestbook!

Hobbits Live - A fantastic site! Not just Hobbits here either... great for galleries.

The Mellon Chronicles - The home of the BEST Aragorn and Legolas friendship fanfiction IN CYBERSPACE... and I'm not over-reacting! If you don't look here, you're missing a treat. Some fab music videos too...

The Lord of the Rings - My friend Amy's site! Great for links and LOTR news in general.

The Lord of the Rings Cartoon Archive - Some of the best LOTR cartoon satire ever!

CBBC Newsround Lord of the Rings - This site is made especially for Under 16's!

FanFiction.net - This link takes you straight to the LOTR section! There are some real gems here, take your time looking around!

The Lord of the Rings Minishrine - A small site I found whilst surfing. This has some wonderful cartoons and drawings, make sure to have a look!

The Bagginses Caption Page - Probably THE funniest Caption site EVER!

NineCompanions.net - A great LOTR site, though long overdue for an update.

The Council of Elrond - One of my favourite sites. Brilliant...

The Lord of the Rings Official Site - The official site! Let's see who joins the many people who keep clicking on the Back and Forward buttons to try and hear their fave actor's voice!

Arwen-Undomiel.com/ - An absolutely brilliant site suggested to me by Midnight_Sky. It has wonderful media downloads, including a hilarious song called Half-Fling which I really recommend if you want to hear Elijah Wood and Dom Monoghan making absolute idiots of themselves... ^_~