Celeborn's Club

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Below are the answers to some frequently asked questions. Club members have kindly volunteered to write replies themselves.

Question. What is the purpose of Celeborn’s Club?

Answer 1 Celeborn’s Club was formed so that Elves who had been neglected in the movies could get together, have a good time, and improve their public image. Call it an Elven Support Group.-Celeborn

Answer 2 Three words. Fame. Popularity. Revenge.–Thranduil

Question. What does Celeborn’s Club do?

Answer. We do all sorts of things! We have paint fights, hot air ballooning trips and violent games of tiddlywinks. On occasion, we disguise ourselves as aliens and scare people. Right now, we’re on a tour of Middle-Earth, with our next destination being Minas Tirith.-Glorfindel

Question. Who are the members of Celeborn’s Club?

Answer. Lord Celeborn, King Thranduil, Lindir, Elrohir, Erestor, Glorfindel and me.– Elladan

Question. Where can I read about the adventures of Celeborn's Club?

Answer.Right here. - Erestor

Question. Does the Club have any enemies?

Answer. Of course. Our nemesis is Prince Legolas of Ithilien. In our last encounter with him, he managed to outwit us, but his father grounded him. We plan to get even with him in the not-too-distant future.– Elrohir

Question. What is your policy concerning Dwarves?

Answer. Dwarves are bad. -Thranduil

Question. What's your club motto?

Answer. Never give up. Never surrender. We stole it from Galaxy Quest .- Elladan

Question. Celeborn’s Club sounds really cool. How do I join?

Answer. It may sound ‘really cool’, but in reality, it’s full of danger and unwanted excitement. If you are sure you want to join, you merely have to be an Elf who appeared in the Books, but was neglected in the Movie. Fill in a form with your name and address, and we’ll consider letting you become part of our closely knit circle. - Erestor

Question. What do you mean by ‘neglected in the Movie’?

Answer. You could have been left out of the movie entirely (like me), been made to look bad (like Lord Celeborn), or your part could have been stolen (like Glorfindel’s). - Lindir
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