invisibilly :: Me!!!

Me!!!

~my email: bbwwaahh@yahoo.com
~aim: BBWWAAHH
Eyes: brown
Hair: fair
Height: 5'7
Birth place/Location: Massachusetts, USA
Birthday: 7/7/89
Grade: 12
Skills: alto sax and a bit on trumpet/trombone/bass
Worst Habit: close call between really long showers, procrastinating, and caffiene pills
Fav. Color: green
Fav. lotr Character: Pippin
Fav. Actor: Billy Boyd
Fav. Composer: Robert Smith
Fav. Director: Peter Jackson
Fav. Movie: all 3 lotr
Fav. Book: all 3 lotr
(see a pattern forming?)

QUOTES!!
ORANGE
~ UnknowninsanityY:back
foolofatook014:to save the day?
UnknowninsanityY:no
foolofatook014:aaawwww
UnknowninsanityY:i'm back to save the year!!!!
foolofatook014:woohoo!!!!!!!!!

~(me telling orange what's wrong with his pro, noticing it said yourself instead of myself)
I am my own worst enemy...
Can you protect me from myself...
Me: Isn't that a pink song? *sings* don't let me get me, i'm my own worst enemy, i'm a hazard to myself
Orange: no no it's from lotr, asshole

~me:i got a vw micro bus
orange:really?!
me:ya
orange:nuh-uh
me:yep
orange:your kidding, so early?
me:yep
orange:you gotta be kidding or something...seriously?
me:ya, it's about 3in long, you pull it back and it goes across the floor

~orange: it's hot in here open the loofas

~orange's life plan: become a transvestite and get a buncha money of some rich 90yr old guy when the guy dies

~(me and orange on a sky coaster for the first time)
me: i'm not gonna like this drop
orange: me neither
me: o man, i'm not gonna like this drop....hey look a penguin!!
orange: it's chained up
me: aawwww poor penguin
*3, 2, 1, fly!!
orange: it's stuck!!...i can't do it!
me: hahaha!!!
orange: o, there we go, it was hard!!

DENNIS & SHAKES
~(shakes said sumthin bout the stain on dennis' pants)
Dennis: I spilled sumthin on my d......shorts

JUDI, ROB, AND ORANGE
~Me: Crap, i meant to write HOT HOT HEAT on my jeans not HOT HOT HOT!!!! and its permanent marker!
Judi: SO put da neh neh neh net on it so it looks like the song...
Orange: thats logical
Me: Great Idea....hey you think it should be neh with an e or an a???
Judi:e
Orange: ummm...
Rob: well lemme think da neh neh neh net.....da nah nah nah net......ya it's neh
Me: kool...
(i go to write hot hot heat again and almost screw it up again)

~(Me Orange and Rob listening to screaming death music)
Me: o man, you know what would be really cool? if you made this screaming death band, and played at school, cuz the teachers would have no idea what you're saying, so you could be like "AAAHHHHH I HATE SCHOOL KILL YOUR TEACHERRRSSSS"
Rob: KILL YOUR MOTHER KILL YOUR FATHEEERRRRRRR

~me: i don't care if they're sophmores they still seem young to me
judi: how do you know they're sophmores?
me: cuz one was saying "um a sophmore i can't wait till i can drive"
judi: people are so eager to grow up
me: not really, people wanna get to 21 and stop there

~comeahai, comahai comahai, comahai

~orange: goaway, goaway goaway, goaway

~mum: look there's a goat tied out in the front yard like a dog
me: d ne new new new new new new new (incase you can't understand the news, it's a song, deuling banjos)

GREG
~WHAAAARRRRRRF

~Disco you won't disco.

~fudge fudge fudge, i love fudge, chocolate fudge!, do you love fudge?, tasty fudge!, fudge is good, mm mm fudge

~ me: (to paul and greg) you guys were very tasty
jen: was i tasty too?
me: yes jen you were very tasty
paul: do you guys have some sort of, relationship, i should know about?

TREES
~(trees bein pulled into an elevator, which he's terrified of, by orange)
Trees: Can i have my body back?

ME
~Me: why do all kool people hold their necks?

U LOWELL BAND CAMP
~me: SCUBA STEVE!!!
scuba steve: i hate that name
me: why?
scuba steve: cuz, i've seen that movie like a thousand times, i'd rather be called stupid steve than scuba steve
me: ok scuba steve

~jared: my friends hate me

~tomato soup(aka aaron): tomato soup, campbels tomato soup
me: bond, james bond

~dan (lutz): the trupets trying to hit high notes sound like cats having surgery so that they can't have more cats

RANDOM
~(this is a randum email i got from a complete stranger, you gotta love it!!!)
wow! my cousin, Rachel, and I (Cheryl) really love it. Merry and Pip are probably our favorite characters and, when we went looking for the lyrics to that song they sing when they're drinking, we found your website. I give you kudos for spending all of that time on it. It was time well... well, to me, at least, well-spent. Thanks a bunch!!
XxCheryl

~(here's another email i thought was funny)
love your green shoes. noticed you seem to like that billy duder. and now i realize i have nothing to say, how depressing. meow.
have a nice day

~jenny: i am not a rubber man!!!!!!

~ncmyb-ok, so there was this file that was "potentially unwanted" and my dad's like, "ok remember that, ncmyb", so i wuz like "north carolina makes yummy beepers, no, no, yellow beepers!!north carolina makes yellow beepers!!!"

~so i was talkin to andrew n somehow we got into the subject of new zealand, and i asked if he went to auckland and he said "ya i wuz talking to a guy there and he's like ‘ya they're filming some movie over there, i don't know what all i know is they destroyed our beutiful hills’, and the guy kept repeating they made our beutiful hills into holes"

~MY MOUSE STORY
And the little pink mouse, went back to her little pink house, put on her little pink blouse, and noticed it smelled really bad so she sprayed it with oust-you see she had been at a ball, a ball where everyone wore pink, so she decided to be weird and went bare furred, and all the little blue mouse boys thought she was hott, and she met a little green mouse boy who was sad because he was green, she told him she liked green and that it was her favourite colour because it was the colour of grass, and grass is yummy, so the little pink mouse, and the little green mouse, bought a nice little mouse house, and had nice little tye-dye mice children named peter, eric, bruce, jack, and peter(the second peter being a girl, and eric, well, they weren't quite sure what eric was, peter peter and jack liked to call eric it, sometimes the little pink mouse and the little green mouse would call eric erica)
^me(on my mousey tale)

~me(on a coe journal entry)you did the "o it's so hard being loved by thousands, millions maybe, look at my sexy hair, hey, wipe that sweat off my face!!!" orli origional hair thing? hehehehe, sorry i just couldn't resist...

AIM CONVOS
~bbwwaahh: o man how do u get the little cursor thingys for u myspace???
manda7931: i typed in google "myspace cursors"
manda7931: lol
bbwwaahh: haha
bbwwaahh: that would probly do it
bbwwaahh: how do u installatize it?
manda7931: wtf/
bbwwaahh: haha
bbwwaahh: um still tryin to find'm
manda7931: lol
bbwwaahh: installatize, install, with an atize on the end
manda7931: ohhh
bbwwaahh: haha woooww
manda7931: I just got a link to put in mine..
bbwwaahh: dom it pimpmyspace duzn't have a penguin
manda7931: meh
bbwwaahh: all i ken find is cursors for ur comp
manda7931: did u type in myspace cursors?
bbwwaahh: ayup
manda7931: aw man.
manda7931: type in "MOTHER FUCKIN CURSORS FOR MY WEBSITE"
bbwwaahh: haha
bbwwaahh: Did you mean: MOTHERFUCKIN CURSORS FOR MY WEBSITE
bbwwaahh: hehehehe
manda7931: hahahahhahahaha
bbwwaahh: manda7931: hahahahhahahaha
manda7931: bbwwaahh: manda7931: hahahahhahahaha
bbwwaahh: manda7931: bbwwaahh: manda7931: hahahahhahahaha
bbwwaahh: bwah manda bwah manda haha
bbwwaahh: sry it's catchy.....
manda7931: bbwwaahh: manda7931: bbwwaahh: manda7931: hahahahhahahaha
manda7931: ohh
manda7931: booya.
bbwwaahh: DAMN

~UnknowninsanityY: done?
foolofatook014: don't wanna do chem, don't gut'im till monday
foolofatook014: gotta memorize shit for math
foolofatook014: do that before sleep
UnknowninsanityY: i gotta memorize shit for french
UnknowninsanityY: not doin it though
foolofatook014: well, it's like, 20 things, n it's only square roots, n we already know we have a timed quiz on it tomorrow, so why not get the 100
foolofatook014: after all, what separates us from these savage Yanks if we can't drink tea?
UnknowninsanityY: lol
UnknowninsanityY: or in ur case
UnknowninsanityY: what seperates us from these savage yanks if we dont know squ. roots
foolofatook014: the world may never know
UnknowninsanityY: lol
UnknowninsanityY: im so tired
UnknowninsanityY: o i copied those dband oics
foolofatook014: o tan
foolofatook014: x
foolofatook014: with an x
foolofatook014: as in tanx
foolofatook014: which translates to thanx
foolofatook014: which translates to thanks
UnknowninsanityY: which means merci
foolofatook014: which translates to thank you
foolofatook014: which translates to danke schon
foolofatook014: mmmm pizza
foolofatook014: or as the germans say
foolofatook014: mmmm pizza
UnknowninsanityY: lol

~foolofatook014: fuck just squirted myself with clementine juice, haha
VASHClOWN000: ooh i love those
VASHClOWN000: they are so easy to peel
foolofatook014: hahaha
foolofatook014: it says that on some of the boxes!!
foolofatook014: tina clementines sweet, easy to peel, kids love them
foolofatook014: haha
VASHClOWN000: lol
VASHClOWN000: kids love them cuz they are too dumb to peel more complicated fruit
foolofatook014: hahahaha
VASHClOWN000: dont ya think so
VASHClOWN000: ?
foolofatook014: ya, i don't eat oranges cuz seeds r evil!!
VASHClOWN000: i agree

~foolofatook014: flubba
Scisno1: nuh uh
Scisno1: floop
foolofatook014: o ya, sry
Scisno1: you should be!
Scisno1: i can't believe you flubbad where you shoulda flooped
foolofatook014: *sobs*
Scisno1: *offers you some random hobbit's feet hair to blow your nose*
foolofatook014: ewwwww
Scisno1: i thought you liked hobbits?
foolofatook014: but i wouldn't go so far as to blow my nose on hobbit foot hair, thag u very buch
Scisno1: hmph
Scisno1: how about hobbit back hair?
Scisno1: nose?
Scisno1: ear?
foolofatook014: the only place hobbits have hair is their feet and head (not including face that is)
Scisno1: how would you know?
foolofatook014: cuz it's a fact in one of the books
Scisno1: how would a book know?
foolofatook014: *glares*
Scisno1: don't you glare at me
Scisno1: i'll...i'll...cry in the corner!
foolofatook014: at wall****
Scisno1: hey! what'd the wall do to you?
foolofatook014: was built
Scisno1: oh...what the heck! why would a wall do that?
foolofatook014: i know seriously, the nerve
Scisno1: i'm guessing it was built by a hobbit...a hairy-footed hobbit, that is...all evil things are
foolofatook014: *glares*
Scisno1: *sniffle*
foolofatook014: iffle?
Scisno1: nope...sniffle
foolofatook014: i don't even get an iffle?!?!
Scisno1: i don't think so
foolofatook014: *sobs...again*
Scisno1: err...floop?
foolofatook014: awww that's so nice!!!
Scisno1: i know...i'm so fleep
foolofatook014: yes, mad skills dude, mad skills
Scisno1: no no no
Scisno1: mad skillz...it's mad skillz
foolofatook014: o ya, sry...again
Scisno1: *cries*
foolofatook014: *offers you some random hobbit's feet hair to blow your nose*
Scisno1: *glares*
Scisno1: i'm not the billyphiliac
foolofatook014: no no no
foolofatook014: billyamaniac...it's billyamaniac
Scisno1: naw...i'm pretty sure it's billyphiliac...the adjective describing the person with billyphilia
foolofatook014: no you see, what i have is boydism, but what i am is a billymaniac, isn't the english language confusing?
Scisno1: no...not really
Scisno1: cause i'm too floop
foolofatook014: ya, i can see that
foolofatook014: mad skillz dude, mad skillz
Scisno1: yeah...i wouldn't be surprised if i could outband your band either
foolofatook014: outband?
Scisno1: yeah...just give me one of those saxomabobbers
foolofatook014: what kind?
Scisno1: the shiny one
foolofatook014: which kind of shiny one?
Scisno1: the one near the hobbit's hairy foot
foolofatook014: soprano?
Scisno1: naw...shineo
Scisno1: the extra e is for fleep
foolofatook014: o yes, i see now, you must have mad skillz
foolofatook014: ok i gtg now, i stayed 20mins lata then i shoulda, ssssshhhhh
Scisno1: SHHH!
Scisno1: night
foolofatook014: nigherz o shiny dude with mad skillz
Scisno1: damn right
(i wanted to say "no no no, it's DOM right, but i really did have to go...i'll continue this epic later...)

~foolofatook014: send!!!SEND!!!SEND DAMN IT!!!
foolofatook014: ok, there we go it sent
Simbelmyne05: haha
foolofatook014: it only took, wut, a million years...
foolofatook014: omfg ur kidden me...
Simbelmyne05: what?
foolofatook014: i don't think it sent
foolofatook014: ok it did, i can put my sledge hammer away now
Simbelmyne05: ha

~HeliocentricGod: Hereth do Ieth sweareth fealtyeth and serviceth to Gondor, in peaceth or wareth, in livingeth or dyingeth, from this hour henceforth, until my lordeth releaseth meth, or deatheth taketh meth.
:-D

~foolofatook014: right up there with mona lisa
Simbelmyne05: u seem to like thats saying
foolofatook014: mmmm, made it up earlier today, infact made it up the first time i said it to ya, i'm a genius, right up there with leonardo da vinci

~XIdOnTcArE316X: haha
foolofatook014: huh?
XIdOnTcArE316X: idk
XIdOnTcArE316X: "y r we here because we're here roll the bones,roll the bones, y does it happen beacuse it happens, roll the bones, roll the bones"-Rush
foolofatook014: ok....
XIdOnTcArE316X: yeap rush is an awsume band
foolofatook014: ok, hehe
XIdOnTcArE316X: yeap so is VH
XIdOnTcArE316X: "y r we here because we're here roll the bones,roll the bones, y does it happen beacuse it happens, roll the bones, roll the bones"-Rush
foolofatook014: again?hehe
XIdOnTcArE316X: yea
foolofatook014: ok, just makin sure
XIdOnTcArE316X: "y r we here because we're here roll the bones,roll the bones, y does it happen beacuse it happens, roll the bones, roll the bones"-Rush
foolofatook014: hhhmm......now where have i heard that before?
XIdOnTcArE316X: idk
XIdOnTcArE316X is away at 9:13:49 PM.
XIdOnTcArE316X returned at 9:14:41 PM.
foolofatook014: hahaha
XIdOnTcArE316X: im the devil
foolofatook014: kool!!! oo oo can you make flames shoot out of the speakers of my comp?
XIdOnTcArE316X: no

Only A Fool...
(my real life experiences, i know, it's sad)
1~could aim to shoot an arrow 100ft to the front and end up having it go 75ft to the left
2~could forget to add the water to ragu
3~twice
4~in a row
5~can put sunblock on, yet forget to do my arms, and get wicked burnt
6~would rename a friend abe lincoln because he didn't have pockets so he had to keep papers in his hat
7~would solve the problem of people stealing my socks, by buying socks they'd never wear
8~didn't think to name my hamster after my favorite lotr character
9~would name a hamster hippo, because it was the first word that came to mind
10~can get $15 every friday, yet be broke every saturday
11~can have gone to the mall tons of times, yet still not have the slightest idea where anything is
12~can have a randomn basket, that no one was even touching, fall on their foot and not be able to move their big toe for 3 days
13~can forget i was in councilfree 3 times within 5 mins.
14~then another time within acouple of minutes
15~can manage to poke themself with a SAFETY pin right under the nail so you can see how deep it went through the nail
16~can manage to cut themself with a notebook
17~and a normal book
18~in the same day
19~would call someone dennis (monty python) because they didn't know what his name was, and call him that ever since
20~took ibprophen in their sleep, hey, atleast it was the correct dose
21~(accidently) got high off nail polish and remover
22~(accidently) got high off ibprophen and tylenol, long story.....
23~could almost die tubing...
24~would get hit in the neck with a tree
25~got struck by ligtening