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By VilyaTook

Pip, you know you're in too deep
you can never outrun him
and whatever way you look at this
it's gonna end up grim
Now Legolas is chasing you
it really isn't fair
why does he want to kill you
when you only dyed his hair?
It's not like you messed it up
he must be really mean
come on, his braids are perfect still
except that now they're green

This is a list I made and had a little help.

Are you Obsessed?

1. You have a clock counting down the days, minutes, and seconds until ROTK EE DVD is released.
2. You have more than 1 LOTR related website.
3. You can Quote the elvish parts from the movies.
4. You know what they mean.
5. You have more than 2 LOTR actor/character avatars in your sig.
6. Your friends have abandoned you because of your LOTR obsession.
7. You aren`t worried because you have plenty of friends on your favorite LOTR website.
8. You have a LOTR website as your homepage.
9. You make lists like this.
10. You have memorized 2 or more poems/songs from the books.
11. You become very mad when someone doesn`t know all of Aragorns names, and get very angry when someone pronounces his name wrong.
12. You are a member of 3 or more LOTR websites.
13. When someone says LOTR is wierd you start screaming at them in elvish.
14. After you scream at them you throw them in the trash can.
15. After throwing them in the trash can you mutter. "Fool of a Took."
16. You're favorite article of clothing has at least one elf, hobbit, or wizard on it.
17. You can fake several kinds of accents, including British, Scottish, and Sindarin Elvish.
18.You and your fellow obsessors (aka, your friends) have numerous inside jokes based on the extended editions' interviews. ("Babes, babes, it hurts, babes. I can't ride the horses now babes."--Lij mocking Orlando)
19. You have been known to burst into song at the drop of a hat, singing "Hey Ho to the Bottle I Go" whenever and wherever the fancy strikes you.
20. You've mastered one or more of your favorite character's facial expressions (as for me personally, I've mastered Pippin's "apple face"
21. You think Gollum lives in your basement.(Hey, I have a basement!)
22. You think you're getting taller each time you drink water.
23. You start to grow hair on your feet like a Hobbit.
24. You wear a curly wig whenever watching the movies.25. You watch all 3 extended edition
dvd's in a row and refuse to fall asleep or pause them.
25. You call everything gold and
shiny your "Precious".
26. You put on your father's gold wedding band and pretend you're invisible.
27. You call potatoes "taters".(I always do that!)
28. You make yourself believe you were an extra Hobbit and wouldn't keep away from Dom and Billy.
29. You ask "Is it...tasty?" each time some type of new food is offered to you.
30. Whilst watching the scene at minis tirith you jumped out of your seat cried middle earth needs me and ran into the screen31. Your four favourite fish in your aquariam are named frodo, sam, merry, and pippin
32. Your daughters name is eowyn and you have already arranged her marage to a boy named faramir
33. You cannot stand being in the same room where either movies "Chicago" or "A Beautiful Mind" are playing as they unfairly and cruely stole the best picture oscar.
34. You hold the three LotR to yourself saying"My precioooous".
35. You have a LotR bedroom theme.
36. You can't see your walls after you collect too many LotR posters.
37. You have a LotR computer theme.(offline)
38. You have a LotR S/n on AIM, YIM, MSN, and all the rest.
39. You know all the lines on the movies, so your brother starts hitting you, so you will shut up.
40. You watch LotR more than twice a day
41. You listen to the LotR soundtracks ALL the time. (I can't find one!!! )

By: leggy2009, Rohan_Gal, Mirfain_the_Undanted, I_luv_Faramir, BlackRider1424. Thank You All!!!!!!!!!!

Why??

Pippin, why did you do it?
It wasn`t your pleace.
Aragorn will be angry if you don`t give him his space.
Man this is wierd.
If only Gimli didn`t have a beard.
You`ve made us all mad.
Gandalf will ever think you are bad.
No more hair dying products for you!!
By: leggy2009

Merry and Pippin

Last two days were very hard for Merry and me. The orchses kidnapped us. Those orchses aren't gentle, they stink like skunks and they eat just once a day! Oh, I miss my five breakfasts, my lunches and dinner... Eggs, bacon, potatoes, fresh tomatoes... I must stop to think about that!
I think that those orchses believe that we are ring bearers. They are so wrong, but as soon as they realize their mistake, we will be dead meet! One of them, Grishnakh, tryed to eat us before but Lurtz protected us. Lurtz is pretty fine guy, and we cold be good friends if he wasn't an orch...
I'm worried about Merry. He's got really bad injury on his forehead. Just till three or four hours ago he waked up. Yesterday he was unconscious. For now I couldn't get a chance to talk to him but he could see that I'm fine...
Today was a fine day to me because Lurtz smelled men very close. I believe and I hope so that those men are Aragorn and the others. I realized that I must leave them a trail, so I dropped my "Lorien leaf".
After Lurtz said that information the rest of the orchses started to move faster. "Well guys, if you at least think that we are the ring bearers you could show some respect to us. I'm not comfortable at all..." I was about to say that, and then Merry gave me that look... I realized that in that look he said "Shut up Pippin! Don't talk, don't be a fool and make us dead meat before our time." I was ashamed... I remembered Gandalf... The old chump, and his last words that he said to me " You fool of a Took! You fool... " I became depressed, and thought that I'm going to be sick. Then I remembered, " I'm hungry, we didn't eat since yesterday! Show some respect! " I opened my mouth and then I get that look from Merry again... I'm really a fool...
At last we stopped. Orchses madet a fire and gave us something to eat. I saw one orch who looked just like my ex- girlfriend. I was in love again... I got to meet that orch! Is it possible that the orch is a girl?
Suddenly the horse riders rode from the night into our little camp. They started to kill all that orchses which were on their way. I stood up and tried to fight and then I remembered that my feet and wrists are tightly bound.
Merry called me and we started to crawl very fast. Soon we founded some sharped stones and we cutted the robes which was around our arms and legs. We ran into some forest. We turned around. Nobody followed us...
We were free at last...
By:
duby

Are the 5 Breakfasts really making me Fat??
I think it depends on what kind of food you are eating. A healthy breakfast of Cereal and Milk will not make you fat. What are you eating exactly? Are you exercising? If you are not please consult your doctor and he will give you an exercise pamphlet that will explain how much exercise you need and how long you need to do it. As for what you are eating. Are you eating fatty foods, Like Sausage, ham, bacon, etc. That is not the way to go. We need to get you on a diet!!! I will let you know what that diet is later and then you will become a lean mean hobbit machine!!!!!!
By:
leggy2009

Submitting to the Fan Section

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Guidlines

1. It must have something to do with Billy Boyd or Pippin.
2. It can be anything. Drawing, Poem, Song, etc.
3. It must be PG-13. No cusing or rude language.
4. Must be in English.
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