By Astalder
Parody of "" by Greenday

Hear the sound of the scary Nazgul!
Ridin’ around on their horse/demon things!
By now,
Frodo is obsessed with the Ring!!

Hear the Orcs yelling out of key
To the people who have angst and misery (“Hey!”)
They cheer, ’cause Saruman lost the war today!

I beg to fight and beat them with a flashy sword
Even though we battle we won’t get an award
‘Cause of this evil Ring!

Hear the monsters pounding by demand!
A moron has shot one with no command
To find there’s lots of these ugly things when they combine!

Can I get another “Frodo NO!!” (FRODO NO!!)
He’s so angsty, with his dramatic wheezing!
Can’t he just be a normal hobbit who likes to eat?

“She” got to fight and scare Sam with her spider sting!
Frodo’s better, and he’s finally destroyed that evil thing!
I’m talkin’ ’bout the Ring!

Middle Earth is safe, now we can go on home!
How did Legolas survive without shampoo or a comb?!
It’s ’cause of this dumb Ring!
Middle Earth is safe now, we can go on home!
How did Legolas survive without shampoo or a comb?!
These are our lives, just ’cause of this dumb Ring!

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