Fellowship ABC’s
A is for Aragorn – Arresting and aimiable but really needs a bath.
B is for Boromir – Burdened by Hobbits and doomed to die before the excitement really began.
C is for Celeborn – Curtailed by Galadriel and not allowed to play with the Hobbits.
D is for Doomed – Which the fellowship is.
E is for Elrond – Also known as Agent Mitzi Half-Elven (ode to Hathhaldir) who can’t be bothered to clean up the mess of his fore fathers.
F is for Figwit – Finding his way to the council but nobody knows why.
G is for Gimli – Who smells like a Dwarf, Talks like a Dwarf and to Legolas’s chagrin is actually a Dwarf.
H is for Haldir – Having never been outside the Golden Wood he really needs a vacation.
I is for Imladris – Immortal home of Elrond called Rivendell by Men because mortals are so stupid.
J is for Jaded – Which Saruman has become
K is for Khazad-dum – Watch out for the Balgrog Gandalf!
L is for Legolas – Leading all the fangirls astray.
M is for Merry – Who hopes he’ll be master of buckland when this is all over.
N is for Nazgul – Of which there are Nine but none of them know how to swim apparently.
O is for Old Toby – Bilbo’s favourite and which he is smoking while his nephew goes off to die.
P is for Pippin – Who isn’t sure if he’s coming or going.
Q is for Quest – Like I said they’re all doomed
R is for Radgast – Who always get’s left out of the fun
S is for Sam – Who will kill you if you try anything (ode to VSD)
T is for Tom Bombadil – Who also always get’s left out of the fun
U is for Undomiel – Arwens last name, poncy elf tart, we haven’t forgiven her for Glorfindel yet.
V is for Valinor – Where are the Elves are going just in case things don’t work out too well.
W is for WitchKing – Who drowned at Bruinen but will be back for more!
X is for X – Because there is nothing that begins with X in middle earth.
Y is for yuck – Because that scene where the Lurtz get’s born is fairly nasty!
Z is for Zirakzigil – You’ll find out what that is in The Two Towers!
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The best… whar more can i say?
Aryona FiRE
Very witty!
I’m dying of laughter over here! Help….*gag* *dies*
Very good, the best!
(title says all)
Quenya, which the Elves speak.
Oh, and I loved it.
*deep breath* that was great! what more can be said?
Z is for Zirakzigil – You’ll find out what that is in The Two Towers!
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HMMM!
That…w-was…hehe…so…f-funny!!! Dying of laughter!! NEED AIR!!
I would be rolling on the floor laughing…but you forgot a tiny little unimportant thing…not one thing about FRODO!!!
Great idea! By the way, Frodos wife, he sort of did mention him. “What Bilbo smoked while his nephew went off to die.”
OOOOMG that was SSSOOOO funny!!!! I’m cackling *draws deep breath of air and inhales a snickerdoodle* That was funny! ‘Like i said, they’re all doomed’. MUST BREATH…*inhales another snickerdoodle, is dismayed to find that all Girl Scout cookies are gone*
Lol, that is hilarious!!!!!
(15 days till TTT!!!)
Hilarious!!! Very funny!! Elrond…poor him *lol*
((TTT out today!!! must. go. see!))
Haldir…..U said he needs a vacation? Well, now you’ve done it! Sure, vacation to Helms deep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!They KILLED HIM
I’m still laughing (a day later) – loved “A” – (SomeStranger) sure are right about Haldir….they KILLED him…..oh, well, they better not kill Aragorn, or…..
oh, poor haldir! i loved the letter u! it was hilarious! heehee. this will keep me laughing for days. must tell taran about this. *sorry* talking about the barrowdowns. anyways, luvdit…lady scribe of avandell (formerly known as annunvingiel)
F – For Frodo (add funny comment here) that was just too hilarious
not the best, in fact i didn’t even laugh through the whole thing…
Awesome! i really love it!! yay! G should be for Galadriel tho, she’s my favourite elf! but gimly is good! and darned if the first time haldir goes out of Lothlorien he gets killed!!! :O( HALDIR LIVES!!!
Loved it! Especially the “Sam will kill you if you try anything.” You could have had Strawberry Bubblebath for S (another VSD thing)
Love the P for Pippin Who doesn’t know if he is coming or going LOL.
This is great. I love the L is for Legolas who is leading all the fangirls astray
That was great!!!! I loved the F for Figwit. I have an on going inside joke with my friends about who the heck Figwit is and why in the world he is in the movie. Hahaha!!!! I was laughing so hard!!!
A is for Arwen, who missed the last boat
B is for Boromir, who punctured his coat
C is for Celeborn, outclassed by his dame
D is for Denethor, slightly insane
E is for Eówyn, whose pop kicked the bucket
F is for Frodo, who can’t seem to chuck it
G is for Gimli, whose beard needs a comb
H is for Haldir, who should’ve stayed home
I is for Isildur, for whom arrows itch
J is for jewelry it’s better to ditch
K is for Khazad-dum, in need of remodelling
L is for Legolas, whom fangirls keep ogling
M is for Mithrandir, who had a big fall
N is for Nazgûl, who’s not fond of dolls
O is for Oliphaunts, who pack a big trunk
P is for Pippin, who’s got lots of spunk
R is for Redhorn, a mean ski resort
S is for Samwise, a real decent sort
T is for Thingol, who got gypped by dwarves
U is for Uruks, who like to ride Wargs
V is for Varda, who likes star observing
W is for Wormtongue, whose diet’s unnerving
X is for X-rated fanfic appalling
Y is Yavanna, whose trees keep on falling
Z is for Zirik-zigil and Balrogs a-charrin’…
…can someone please translate this into Sindarin?
Ingenious!! I love it!! Very cool! I especially liked the L for Legolas!! Hilarious!! You really think Legolas is leading the fangirls astray?
*takes DEEP breaths* Hee hee ha ha! I loved that! Especially: “L is for Legolas – Leading all the fangirls astray” that was hilarious! *falls over laughing again*
i almost died laughing. its great
It is really funny!!!!
hehehehehe
it was ok but i have read better
that was really funny. i’m gonna post it up on my wall!
That was brill!!!! Very clever!!!!!!!
I didn’t laugh actually, but it wasn’t terrible. Then again, it wasn’t the best either.
Omgosh I loved that!!! It made me laugh and smile!!! HAHAHAHAHEHEHE
I had my friends and I rolling 4 over an hour! That is really witty!
I couldn’t have done a better job if I had thought of it myself. That was a truly funny piece of art! GOOD SHOW!!
*falls of chair from laughing so hard and hits her head so hard she dies. come back to life and does it again several more times.
this was good but the one by sepdet is great! 😉
This is SO funny!!! I almost DIED LAUGHING!!!! Keep writing sepdet!!!! One question:What is Zirik-Zigil??? The Arwen,Boromir,& Legolas ones were great!
At last, Lord Glorfindel gets some well deserved recognition. Arwen stole his horse, and Aragorn stole his line (” This wound is beyond my power to heal”).
laughed through it, love the Sam line and Legolas line
I’m no good at writing reviews but it was great
Loved it!
Y is for yrch!! very good job! (sepdet, urs is funny, too!)
I love it!
H is for Hilarious – Lol lol….and further-more….LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was very clever! I think F should be for Frodo too, thought.
I could die laughing
it was pretty good, butno frodo! the very first thing i noticed. but pretty good still.
ROTFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. sepdet’s was better though.
that just made me laugh A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was sooo funny! xD
hahaha love the A… Aragorn really has dirty hair…
yah… not bad, but sepdet whupped your butt
very clever!
i love the A for Aragorn one that is so true!!
great)))
great)))
Nice! Love L…
Sepdet I think yours is better though.
i love the original but sepdet’s is HILARIOUS both L’s are references to fangirl’s mostly targert legolas (i understand why they do it)
I don’t get it?
How many fangirls has Legolas got? I mean, he is awesome but there is Gandelf, Gimli, Ewolyn just to name a few…
I like Sepdet’s. That one is awesome.