Sitting by your computer, reading this, you are probably thinking: “Middle-Earth Card?” But we can take your simple-minded self and open it to a world of possibility. Consider the following:

Elvish Bow: 200 gold pieces
Elvish knives: 100 gold pieces
Shampoo: 20 gold pieces
Perfect hair after beating an army of orcs: Priceless

Silk dress: 500 gold pieces
Renting Glorfindel’s Horse: 1000 gold pieces
Elvish Sword: 200 gold pieces
Knowing you don’t have your father’s looks and proud of it: Priceless

Fake Spider: 20 gold pieces
Camouflaged armor: 50 gold pieces
Key to Legolas’ house: 10 gold coins
Hiding Legolas’ shampoo as he screams like a fan girl: Priceless

Cup: 5 gold coins
Pint: 7 gold coins
Getting a pint instead of a cup: Priceless

There are some things gold can’t buy; for everything else there’s Middle-Earth Card

by Fëathoron

Long grey robe: $30
Big tall staff: $200
Great big pointy hat: $15
Getting stared at while walking down the street dressed as a wizard: Priceless

Battle Axe: 50 gold pieces
Bronze helmet: 40 gold pieces.
Throwing Axes: 20 gold pieces.
Having to save the world with an elf: Priceless

by Elbereth339

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