Boromir and Aragorn are in the woods.

Aragorn: and I says to ‘er ,I says “I’m going out with Arwen!” then she says “two time her then…

(Aragorn carries on droning while Boromir starts to think)

Boromir (thinking): Maybe if I tell Arwen that we had a body switch she’ll go out with me…or if I say Arry’s gay…!

Aragorn: Eowyn just can’t cook- she can sing though.

Boromir (imagines Eowyn in Xena style split trousers, bum and thighs showing. Out loud: Ooooooooh! (Shudders)

Aragorn: what?

Boromir: oh nothing, carry on!

Aragorn: as I was saying…

(Boromir imagines a lot of elf girls on a street singing , ” this is for my girls all around the world…”

Boromir: Mmmm mmmm! Tasty!

Aragorn: No, I said Eowyn CAN’T cook…

(Boromir imagines Eowyn in a nun outfit…)

Boromir: What’s a nun when it’s at home?

Aragorn: Beats me…

T.B.C